Why I need this information, in case my experience can help someone out later:
I went to start my car a couple weeks ago after sitting outside in near 0 temperatures for a week, and it made quite a racket in the valvetrain area. Usually it would tick for about a half a second until oil pressure built up when it was cold, but this time the ticking was ten times worse, and it didn't go away. Oil light didn't come on though, so I drove it across the parking lot near a garage door where I work so that I could see into the engine bay better. I didn't SEE anything, but it was still loud as hell. Still no oil light, so I let it idle for a few minutes while I pondered what the hell could be wrong -- it was idling fine, just noisy. Well I pulled the oil fill cap and it damn near shot off; there was a lot of pressure in the crankcase. I stepped inside the car to rev it, and as soon as I did, the red oil pressure danger light came on. Sh!t. Pulled it into a parking spot, got it flat-bedded home, and slowly tore into removing the oil pan. (Oil level was fine, btw...)
Well, This is what I found:

That 'thing' hanging on the oil pickup is a chunk of oily ice! There was an ice cube on my oil pickup.
Now before you start wondering how in the hell I got water in my crankcase, let me tell you that I have a Mann Provent catch can setup. I posted here a while back some pictures of the install. In the summertime, the thing works incredibly well. In the Cleveland wintertime.....not so much. The thing fills up with water/oil/mousse every few days, and freezes and causes all sorts of havoc. I managed to make it though most of the winter with no apparent issues by just draining it when the car was hot...but I think a passage somewhere froze and never thawed before I parked my car that week. (I had parked my car on a tuesday morning, and left it at work for 3 days while I was out of town) So somehow I got enough condensation in my oil pan that it could freeze and potentially ruin my engine.
Well, I left the engine in the car, made an engine holder-upper so I could loosen the subframe and drop the oilpan, inspected the main bearings and rod bearings, and pulled the cams to inspect the cam bearings. Suprisingly, everything on the bottom end looked normal -- save for one small bearing smear on the #1 main. The cams showed a SLIGHT amount of aluminum-on-steel action on just 2 of the bearings (both the cam and bearing bore). They were merely discolored slightly; I couldnt feel any dimensional changes with my fingernail. Every other aspect of the valvetrain looked great.

So I'm installing new mains/rod bearings, new seals and timing belt, lifters, blah blah blah.....but my SWEET Bentley manual doesn't give any bottom end specifications WHATSOEVER (Really?)....so I need some help. Google has failed me -- I know this information is online somewhere!
TIA
Matt
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