
Originally Posted by
Iguana1500
Knowing the sequence of events leading up to the failure, the best advice I can give is recognizing the early signs of impending doom. If and when you see these signs, you have but a short while before the car dies and your day is ruined and your disappointment immeasurable.
1. Auto start / stop system stops working "Vehicle starting system: Malfunction! Please contact Service" is the message you will see. The start stop system button will be greyed out (deactivated). This itself is the first early warning sign, but it is NON-SPECIFIC. This in fact happens all the time for no apparent reason and it doesn't mean you're heading down the path of death. I always always disable the start/stop system everytime I turn on the car, so keep a close eye on this. If you see this, be on alert that something more sinister could happen.
2. Sequence of YELLOW colored malfunctions such as "Sport differential malfunction" , "electric system malfunction" . These mean you're very likely headed towards doom. It is the consequence of the 48V system not getting enough juice and the car is intelligently disabling things that require that power to conserve what remains for more essential functions. That's also why the auto start stop system is the first thing to go because it is least essential.
3. Dreaded RED colored warning message of death "Electric system: Malfunction! Safely stop vehicle." This is different because it is red colored. The red triangle icon will illuminate also above the digital screen. Seeing this means you have about 5 minutes at maximum before critical total system failure. They are not kidding. STOP DRIVING immediately. The next messages that come right after this one are "Parking brake: malfunction" and then "Steering system: malfunction" and then you will loose power steering. This is when it gets extra exciting. Let me tell you it will cause a real tingle down your spine. Suddenly you're trying to pull off the road and it's like the steering has died. Good luck and pull hard is all I can say.
4. Everything else fails immediately in sequence. The throttle stops working. You press the gas and it revs but no power goes to the drivetrain. So now you've got a dead steering wheel and a dead gas pedal. Life is simple! You only have the brakes. So conserve momentum because you won't be able to speed back up again. Find a place to softly land / crash. AC system stops. Music dies. You are denied any epic music to accompany your glorious landing, this isn't the movies unfortunately.
5. You are now stopped and the car shakes and vibrates, feels like it is going to stall. The primary gauge cluster dims. The rev meter turns all red and flashes. Windows will start to stop working about now, or at least move very very slowly. There's only a tiny bit of battery left at this point, so you're on minimum life support - be prudent what you use energy for at this time. You want to conserve power for the hazard lights.
6. As you wait by or in the road for a tow, contemplate your life choices that got you here. Meditate on the positive. Try not to get hit by traffic. Watch as the screens in front of you dim further and further until they die completely. Watch as your hazard lights dim and dim until they die too. Now you've hit rock bottom, congratulations.
Iguana1500, thank you for making me laugh at an otherwise awful issue! I have had a few quirks that all have been mentioned but the only one puzzling is my auto start feature does not work, nor is it grayed out, nor do i have any warnings. frankly, I may be lucky. But today I noticed my Audi app (which somehow seemed to think I just enrolled in the app) says my car is not parked safely...WTF. It says I may have a door, trunk, or hood open but I do not. The auto start won't work if the hood is open i think?? anyway, I will just wait for the recalls to stack up before bringing it to the dealer.
I will also add that when i bought my RS6 used from the Audi dealer, i ended up buy their "Gold Standard' extended warranty for $4000...maybe $4500. It is good for 20 years and 500,000 miles. it covers everything mechanical as well as all the electronics. The warranty has options you can buy such as the hi-tech option which is the one to cover sensors, GPS, touch screens. Of course, like all warranties, you have to read the fine print. mostly the fine print states that the car must be serviced per the recommended schedules and you must have proof (obviously). It partly means you cannot change the oil yourself if that's something you like to do.
thank you again for the laugh but mostly for the information as I will be ready to deal with this crisis if and when it happens.
Oh, did anyone pickup in the video that the guy said to put your foot on the brake before engaging into neutral? I would highly doubt that it would have changed your outcome but worth noting.
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