
Originally Posted by
Botbasher
I get this with the Mousetang crowd around here. One wears the truest sticker ever. It says... It's Loud, Not Fast! He won't take the corners with me because knows he'll go end for end!
Smiles for Miles after that!
Cheers,
KS
I am a middle aged man driving a Dakota Grey(old man beige), bone stock A6. The only sorta sporty thing about it is a set of S5 peelers.
I was driving to work early one morning and was sitting at a redlight when a Mustang pulled up next to me and started making lots of noise. I was curious how it would go, so I pulled the shifter down for sport and took off when the light turned green. Coming up to the next redlight, I wasn't even close. I had to look back to make sure he was still coming.
He again made lots of noise and I figured he'd be more ready this time so I went with launch control. Again, beat him to the next redlight, but closer.
When he caught up, he rolled his window down and said, damn, those S6s are quick.
I said, it's just an A6.
He was like, what tune you running.
I'm like, stock, bro.
He looked like a kid who'd dropped his ice cream cone.
I didn't want to totally crush him and tell him if he learned to drive his manual shifting car a little better he'd probably actually beat me.
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