The good news is, because of the unique design of the supercharger manifold and where the intercoolers mount, the setup lends itself to a potentially VERY easy carbon clean technique that can't really be employed on any other naturally-aspirated or forced-induction Audi platforms of which I am aware. I say "potentially" because it will involve putting your car irreversably "under the knife," so the setup for this procedure is not for the faint of heart. I haven't tackled this project all the way through YET, but will post pics and a thorough walk-through when I do. I figure even if I do the carbon clean myself three times on the car, I've saved well more than the time and money invested in developing this solution. Once I do some one-time setup work (i.e. notching the radiator shroud, drilling & tapping the plugs in the top of the SC manifold), the "major muscle movements" involved in a typical carbon cleaning henceforth should look something like this: (EDITED this list based on what I ACTUALLY found when doing the process)
PHASE 1 - PREPARATION (1 hour total)
1) Remove the slam panel (and cutout cover/reinforcing plate, if you made/installed one) & clamp the low pressure fuel pump line; crank until car no longer starts (15 mins)
2) Remove the intercoolers and clamp off hoses or reinstall hoses on IC while OUTSIDE of the SC manifold... the coolant pump kicks on when you crank the car, and you don't want a shower! (20 mins)
3) Remove the set screws in the top of the manifold (5 mins)
4) Spray Carb/choke cleaner or something else to soften up the gunk via the removed set screws in the top of the manifold (5 mins)
5) Identify which side has all the intake valves fully closed. Crank engine over again if needed, as you may find partially open valves on both sides (5 mins)
6) Set up your walnut shell blaster, shop vac, and air compressor (10 mins)
PHASE 2 - CLEANING (2 hours total)
7) SOMEHOW (TBD) plug gap along supercharger outlet side of manifolds to prevent dust/walnut shells from reaching the screws (5 mins)
8) Tape inlet screen (green scrubby pad) on the firewall-side intercooler hole to keep any stray shells from coming out the back, and tape shop vac on the grille-side intercooler hole (5 mins)
9) Set up walnut shell blaster, turn on shop vac, and blast the four cylinders with closed valves (tape closed the holes you're not using on that side, 30 mins)
10) Blow out / vacuum out all remaining walnut shell residue. Verify with borescope (10 mins)
11) Remove plug from supercharger outlet gap and green scrubby pad (5 mins)
12) Crank the car over until the other bank has all cylinders closed. Verify with carb/choke cleaner if necessary; look for pooling around valve seats (5 mins)
13) Empty shop vac and refill walnut shell blaster (5 mins)
14) Repeat steps 6-11 on second cylinder bank (55 mins)
PHASE 3 - REASSEMBLY
15) Reinstall set screws on top of manifold; use appropriate sealant... if you use water/meth, remember that teflon doesn't like methanol! (10 mins)
16) Reinstall intercoolers and top up coolant (20 mins)
17) Remove fuel hose clamp, reinstall slam panel, and reinstall reinforcing/cover plate (15 mins)
18) Clean up tools, shop vac, and walnut shell blaster (15 mins)
19) Crack a cold one and post up on AZ how you got a carbon cleaning done in less than 4 hrs flat using this technique (priceless)

TOOLS I WILL NEED:
--Walnut shell blaster, with long nozzle (at least 14" or so). The 20 lb pressurized one from Harbor Freight is perfect. I then bought the Bavarian Autosport 90 degree blasting nozzle (which is really just some bent brake line tubing and a couple brass fittings preinstalled). I think in retrospect I should have gotten the straight one, as the 90 degree one goes in almost all the way to the bend. I spent about $75 or so in total.
--Borescope. You'll want this to inspect the valves to see which ones are closed, whether the carb/choke cleaner is pooling up in the port (to confirm they're closed), and to inspect your work after blasting. $25 or so on eBay for a wireless one... very cool.
--Grabber and long pry/push tools. Need these to get the supercharger outlet manifold plug into position.
--T30 Torx
--#2 Phillips
--Shop Vac
--SKINNY adjustable wrench or 13/16" open-end wrench (so you can loosen/rotate the back left intercooler pipe elbow, I found a nice vintage 13/16" open end for $9 on eBay)
**The wrench MUST be thin... you have to be able to turn the jam nut without having the wrench jaws interfere with the fitting itself. Needs to be about 3/16" thick maximum.
--Rags/towels (to wrap the intercoolers in once they're deinstalled so you can rest them safely on top of the SC manifold or wherever)
--1/8" tap, "Q" drill bit (to drill & tap the holes in the top of the supercharger manifold)
--(RECOMMENDED) drill guide to ensure you drill a perpendicular hole in the top of your nice pretty supercharger manifold
--Cutoff wheel and file (to notch the radiator support so you can get the intercoolers out on certain models)
--Hose pliers (to pinch off the intercooler lines while you have the ICs disconnected)
--Appropriately-sized hex key for the set screws


PARTS I WILL NEED:
--Walnut shell blasting media (duh)
--Tape (duct or masking)
--A "green scrubby" pad or other suitable open-cell foam to allow make-up air into the SC manifold
--1/2" ID caps (or plugs) x4 to allow you to remove the intercoolers without spilling coolant everywhere
--8x 1/8" NPT black anodized hex set screws and suitable thread sealant (yes, I know that NPT plugs aren't really 'set screws', but I was already using the term "plug" elsewhere in this DIY and wanted to disambiguate)
--A pair of "drop stops" - neoprene closed-cell foam "as seen on TV" thingamajigs to keep stuff from falling into the gap between your center console and your seats)
--(OPTIONAL) 1.25" x 1/8" x 2' long aluminum flat stock and mounting hardware IF you want to reinforce the radiator support after you notch it
SETUP:
1) If you have an S5 (and probably an RS4, from what I've seen online), the supercharger intercoolers sit just below the "high water mark" on the radiator mounting assembly, so you'll have to put a couple notches in them in order to be able to get the ICs out of the supercharger manifold without removing the manifold itself. This took me about two hours with a cutoff wheel and file.
2) Obviously, once you have the ICs out, you'll have to stick something in the cavity to block the ports while you CAREFULLY mark out, drill, and tap the holes for the plugs that will allow you to perform your laparoscopic surgery. I'm going to go about an inch to an inch and a half away from the leading edge of the manifold. I estimate this will take me at least a couple hours.
3) IF you wish to do so, you can reinfore the radiator mounting assembly with the 1/8" thick aluminum bar stock and suitable mounting hardware (sheet metal screws?) to make up for the notches you made. I have not done this yet, but I do plan to.
Clearly you will NOT want to use rivets to hold it in place, unless you want to drill them out every time! I figure another two hours of fabrication to make the brace, plus add another ten minutes or so to the actual carbon cleaning procedure to remove and reinstall. Looks really nice with matte black paint after completion.

Once the radiator support is notched and the holes are drilled/tapped/plugged, you won't have to do any of that over again, you'll just follow the procedure outlined above.
ADDED BONUS: Instead of set screws, perhaps this would be a good location to install water/meth injection nozzles? I don't really feel like I need more power, but I have often thought about tossing some suitable PEA / PBA detergent (I think Redline SL-1 is the highest concentration) into a water/meth mix to wash down the intake tract and keep carbon from building up in the first place. I think I will just use the set screws as "inspection holes" for now, to see if I feel like I can stay on top of the buildup with regular cleanings like the one described, now that it's not going to be quite such a multi-day pain in the ass.
Okay, I've got my support notched and the manifold plugs on order... more details and photos to follow once I get the rest of this job done! Stay tuned!
-Jon
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