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    S4 owner be like...

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    Someone posted this in a local Audi Facebook group I'm in. Had to share!


    Cruisin down the street in my S4. Jockin the Evo's, slappin the SHO's.

    Went to the meet to get the scoop. STI's out there with a giant hood scoop.

    A car pulls up, who can it be? a fresh A4 rolling Boost stage 3.

    He rolls down his window and he started to say:

    "It's all about the space in my engine bay!"


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    Awesome!

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    Here you go. Happy now? Well you earned it. LMAO

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    Life has taught me never try to make something idiot proof, they'll simply come up with a better idiot.
    I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by p3u View Post
    Someone posted this in a local Audi Facebook group I'm in. Had to share!




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    Veteran Member Four Rings 303 Spartan's Avatar
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    That meme is even more relevant when you pass what is clearly an A4, with S4 badges slapped all over it.

    Just yesterday there was an A4 trying to zip through heavy highway traffic and revving his engine all over the place. He toned it WAY down after I slowly passed by him after he got stuck in the slow moving right lane on the highway. He moved behind me but stayed a good distance back, remained quiet, and stopped trying to cut in and out of lanes.

    Don't get me wrong, I have absolutely nothing wrong with A4's. But blatantly pretending to be something you're not, and making the rest of us look bad in the process is simply not something I can get behind.
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    Let’s not become BMW drivers with all the silly badges now.

    Thanks for sharing OP, TGIF


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    Veteran Member Four Rings Joe Jr.'s Avatar
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    I've never believed in putting badges that don't belong on your car representing another car....
    Need another!

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    Veteran Member Four Rings
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    Quote Originally Posted by AFR1485 View Post
    Let’s not become BMW drivers with all the silly badges now.

    Thanks for sharing OP, TGIF


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    too late. My motorcycle friends told me Audi drivers are now thought of by a lot of bikers as the new BMW drivers as far as being aholes on the road. Of course, my theory is that many former BMW owners have switched to Audi so its the same drivers.

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    Assholes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 303 Spartan View Post
    That meme is even more relevant when you pass what is clearly an A4, with S4 badges slapped all over it.

    Just yesterday there was an A4 trying to zip through heavy highway traffic and revving his engine all over the place. He toned it WAY down after I slowly passed by him after he got stuck in the slow moving right lane on the highway. He moved behind me but stayed a good distance back, remained quiet, and stopped trying to cut in and out of lanes.

    Don't get me wrong, I have absolutely nothing wrong with A4's. But blatantly pretending to be something you're not, and making the rest of us look bad in the process is simply not something I can get behind.
    Had a similar experience with an A4 Avant. Clearly an A4 but was badged like an S4, complete with a V6 badge on the front quarter (yes, it was missing the T!). He received a sideways look as I rolled on by.
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    I love this, thanks for sharing. Had a guy in a B8 A4 come and talk to me in a parking lot a couple months ago about the S4. Awesome experience.

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    Jeez and I thought B5 S4 owners had a superiority complex.
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    so what happens to S4 owners then when an RS4 passes them? probably come to this forum and find out what the next level of tuning they can purchase. also, don't a bunch of you guys run RS4 grilles on your S4. just saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlyaudis View Post
    so what happens to S4 owners then when an RS4 passes them? probably come to this forum and find out what the next level of tuning they can purchase. also, don't a bunch of you guys run RS4 grilles on your S4. just saying.
    This thread is about A4 owners, let's stay on topic.

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    just close this one now
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlyaudis View Post
    so what happens to S4 owners then when an RS4 passes them? probably come to this forum and find out what the next level of tuning they can purchase. also, don't a bunch of you guys run RS4 grilles on your S4. just saying.
    What? I don’t think anyone ever pulls up to a light and looks across at the other intersection like “that Audi WITHOUT the RS4 emblem on the grille is trying to be something he’s not.” But going back to the OP, I live in Houston and work around Westheimer Rd, the busiest highway in the city. I have yet to see a single A4 posing as an S4. However, I can attest that BMW drivers are, for the most part, assholes/ricers. Especially the non M cars with stickers, painted stock wheels & muffler deletes.

    Heck, I’ve got a coworker that drives an F30 328i Dinan Stage 3. I can tell he’s modded too cause I see the Dinan logo on his intercooler. He’s always been ranting about how he’ll beat this and that. Just a few days ago, he tried calling me out saying he just got new P4S’s and how they grip! Keep in mind, I have stage 2 on my car and I rarely talk about it to avoid the fanboy talks. As we leave from work that day, he calls me out in front of others saying he would walk me from a roll. Little did he know what’s been done to my car since I keep it simple and nothing flashy. I offered him a roll race and let’s just say that after the run, he hasn’t spoken to me lol. I hope he learned his lesson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlyaudis View Post
    so what happens to S4 owners then when an RS4 passes them? probably come to this forum and find out what the next level of tuning they can purchase. also, don't a bunch of you guys run RS4 grilles on your S4. just saying.
    Gap their ass to establish dominance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whiped View Post
    Gap their ass to establish dominance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiped View Post
    Gap their ass to establish dominance.
    Geeze, step on their head while you're at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveYem View Post
    Homeboy rhymed "scoop" with "scoop".
    I lol'd at that too. His rhyme game needs some work...



    Quote Originally Posted by whiped View Post
    Gap their ass to establish dominance.
    Hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiped View Post
    Gap their ass to establish dominance.
    ^^^^That's what she said!
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