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    Quote Originally Posted by Kambesama View Post
    You should hire him for forum advertisements :D

    Pay him in bleach bottles
    He needs an honorary title. How about Marioketing@JHM?


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    Quote Originally Posted by q_dubz View Post
    Definitely could be installed in a garage provided all the required parts are premade.

    Remove trans cross member to mount turbos, and install custom one.

    Remove bumper for Intercooler.

    Run oil lines


    I mean... That's kinda it

    Simple!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtwallace85 View Post
    Hi Murio, I thunk yoo syould go bck to being silent.wuts your situp cost now, like 5 times wut I spent? Cool stery, Iím gunna laugh wen you blow yer motor two piecez.
    Wat? Didnít you spend $20k+ and trap 118? Lulz


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    Quote Originally Posted by Corbett View Post
    Wat? Didnít you spend $20k+ and trap 118? Lulz


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    Didnít he trap 113 ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans solo View Post
    Didnít he trap 113 ?
    Quote Originally Posted by S4orgy View Post
    Lmao
    Youíre so confident in how slow my car is, why donít you put your money where your mouths are? Iíve got $10k that says the 11.9 @ 116 record is going down with a trap speed of over 120mph this year. Anybody car to challenge me? Sorry about that S4orgy, I realize you wouldnít have enough to play, even if you sold your car. For you, Iím willing to drop to $500. Tim even has the added benefit of this happening at Milan which is in his area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtwallace85 View Post
    Youíre so confident in how slow my car is, why donít you put your money where your mouths are? Iíve got $10k that says the 11.9 @ 116 record is going down with a trap speed of over 120mph this year. Anybody car to challenge me? Sorry about that S4orgy, I realize you wouldnít have enough to play, even if you sold your car. For you, Iím willing to drop to $500. Tim even has the added benefit of this happening at Milan which is in his area.
    Your stage 2 should be trapping in the 128 to 130 at least!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans solo View Post
    Your stage 2 should be trapping in the 128 to 130 at least!
    According to you, I only trap 113mph, in which case, this bet is a no brainer because itís easy money in your pocket. If you were a man, youíd take that bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtwallace85 View Post
    According to you, I only trap 113mph, in which case, this bet is a no brainer because itís easy money in your pocket. If you were a man, youíd take that bet.
    well thats what jhm advertised when they ran there stage2 built at 128 mph,its funny how nobody can reproduce there numbers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans solo View Post
    well thats what jhm advertised when they ran there stage2 built at 128 mph,its funny how nobody can reproduce there numbers
    We haven't advertised anything with the B6-B7 S4. The only thing people have seen is is the RS4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake@JHM View Post
    We haven't advertised anything with the B6-B7 S4. The only thing people have seen is is the RS4.
    so how come no one else traps 130 mph with there rs4 with your setup ? All I see is low 120s

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    Quote Originally Posted by outsider6661 View Post
    Didn't Axel post up his results a few years back? This whole shit storm is becuase the majority chose to act in a immature manner toward each other. All this is a perfect display of tribalism......

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    RS4 has no more value? I guess one with a 10 foot rear wing and a rolled back odometer fits that bill...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackstallion View Post
    RS4 has no more value? I guess one with a 10 foot rear wing and a rolled back odometer fits that bill...
    I think he meant people spend $50k on other cars that are the same in value. That may be true, but still not the point of what I was saying.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hans solo View Post
    Some people throw 50k plus on cars that have absolutely no more value!
    and of course you need choices,for the regular consumer that just wants a bit more power then yes a supercharger kit is a good option,for guys that want to go to the extreme and play with the big boys well they have a choice now!
    No doubt about choices being a good thing - I agree with you there. My point is, all of this money, fabrication, and R&D... for what? Who is actually going to purchase this kit? Didn't the one other person who bought this kit smash his RS4 into the back of some poor girl's Jeep Wrangler?

    I admire what you guys are doing, for sure, just seems like juice is not worth the squeeze here. A balls-out twin turbo RS4 with $50k into it to make it that way is super cool, for sure. But that's about all it is. This isn't a sellable product to more than like 5 people max. If that's what the goal is, then fine.

    I think my point, and that of many others, is that you are spending a FUCK ton of money just for bragging rights of the fastest RS4. Did Flying Tomatoes really get to you that bad?
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    Iíve seen this before may as well give it a try since i swear Audizine no longer has any moderaters...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NastyNogaro View Post
    But Mario, throwing gobs of money (what are we in this now, $50k?) at ANY decent car will make it fast, no?
    If this were true, then MTwallace would be running 10s and not 13s with his overpriced, alibaba JHM parts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtwallace85 View Post
    Youíre so confident in how slow my car is, why donít you put your money where your mouths are? Iíve got $10k that says the 11.9 @ 116 record is going down with a trap speed of over 120mph this year. Anybody car to challenge me? Sorry about that S4orgy, I realize you wouldnít have enough to play, even if you sold your car. For you, Iím willing to drop to $500. Tim even has the added benefit of this happening at Milan which is in his area.
    $500 says you won't break 125 your first time out.

    But hey if you wanna be happy with you 20k invested doing that poorly, that's on you.

    At the end of the day you need a real tuner and substantial cooling.... You have a large enough blower for over 650whp. You have a built motor capable of holding it. But yet you put your trust into someone who can't even get an RS6 right. Mind you that's a turbo car from the factory also on ME7 so it's even easier to tune than ours...

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    Quote Originally Posted by StewHill123321 View Post
    If this were true, then MTwallace would be running 10s and not 13s with his overpriced, alibaba JHM parts.
    What somebody considers overpriced is subjective, so thanks for letting us know you think itís overpriced. Another great contribution to the community here.

    Quote Originally Posted by q_dubz View Post
    $500 says you won't break 125 your first time out.

    But hey if you wanna be happy with you 20k invested doing that poorly, that's on you.

    At the end of the day you need a real tuner and substantial cooling.... You have a large enough blower for over 650whp. You have a built motor capable of holding it. But yet you put your trust into someone who can't even get an RS6 right. Mind you that's a turbo car from the factory also on ME7 so it's even easier to tune than ours...

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    So you think Iím happy with 12.2@118, is that it? Let me be the first to tell you, Iím not. Let me also be the first to tell you, that Kurt had nothing to do with that time. But rather, the issue was JHM had some shitty 91 octane tune that was meant for the 6000ft elevation I was living in when I got the car l back.

    So youíre essentially saying you know my car can run 125+ mph in the 1/4 mile and your only saving grace is my shitty shifting? Thanks for the clarification.

    Let me guess, you consider yourself a ďrealĒ tuner,and Kurt, who works for Ford Performance calibrating cars for a living, isnít a real tuner? Ask anybody at APR about Kurtís abilities. Go as Hank@Iroz about what he thinks of Kurtís tuning abilities. Let me know what they say. Or, why donít you actually beat JHMs records with your more efficient turbo setup since youíre such a ďrealĒ tuner. And keep blaming Kurt for Timís **** ups, real classy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtwallace85 View Post
    Thanks, great contribution to the community.

    Let me guess, you consider yourself a ďrealĒ tuner,and Kurt, who works for Ford Performance calibrating cars for a living, isnít a real tuner? Ask anybody at APR about Kurtís abilities. Go as Hank@Iroz about what he thinks of Kurtís tuning abilities. Let me know what they say. Or, why donít you actually beat JHMs records with your more efficient turbo setup since youíre such a ďrealĒ tuner. And keep blaming Kurt for Timís **** ups, real classy.
    Since you wanna make big bets I will make you one. $10,000 if you post IRREFUTABLE proof that Kurt calibrates cars for a living for Ford Performance.
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    Are you guys shaking on these bets? Like what if mtwallace actually posts a picture of this Kurt guy tuning a Mustang. Are we actually going to see $10k change hands over a forum bet?

    You guys must be rollin' in it. I thought my $100 wager pages back was a lot. Now I can see how y'all have $60k to throw at RS4 builds!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NastyNogaro View Post
    Are you guys shaking on these bets? Like what if mtwallace actually posts a picture of this Kurt guy tuning a Mustang. Are we actually going to see $10k change hands over a forum bet?
    I said irrefutable. There have already been screenshots posted of the Ford employee directory proving he works on the assembly line at an axle plant as an hourly. There have also been screenshots posted of what actual calibration engineers look like in the employee directory compared to his.

    There has been zero proof posted he calibrated anything for Ford Performance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtwallace85 View Post



    So you think Iím happy with 12.2@118, is that it? Let me be the first to tell you, Iím not. Let me also be the first to tell you, that Kurt had nothing to do with that time. But rather, the issue was JHM had some shitty 91 octane tune that was meant for the 6000ft elevation I was living in when I got the car l back.

    So youíre essentially saying you know my car can run 125+ mph in the 1/4 mile and your only saving grace is my shitty shifting? Thanks for the clarification.

    Let me guess, you consider yourself a ďrealĒ tuner,and Kurt, who works for Ford Performance calibrating cars for a living, isnít a real tuner? Ask anybody at APR about Kurtís abilities. Go as Hank@Iroz about what he thinks of Kurtís tuning abilities. Let me know what they say. Or, why donít you actually beat JHMs records with your more efficient turbo setup since youíre such a ďrealĒ tuner. And keep blaming Kurt for Timís **** ups, real classy.


    Let the excuses fly. No I don't consider MYSELF a real tuner. I understand quite a bit however and know a few trustworthy calibrators out there.

    LoL I went to the track ONCE with the turbo setup and like I said earlier, didn't even launch the car. I'll take being around half a second and .8mph of the record 😉

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    Quote Originally Posted by NastyNogaro View Post
    Are you guys shaking on these bets? Like what if mtwallace actually posts a picture of this Kurt guy tuning a Mustang. Are we actually going to see $10k change hands over a forum bet?

    You guys must be rollin' in it. I thought my $100 wager pages back was a lot. Now I can see how y'all have $60k to throw at RS4 builds!
    I tried to take the $100 bet with travish but he pussy-footed around with excuses when I called him on it 😁

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackstallion View Post
    Iíve seen this before may as well give it a try since i swear Audizine no longer has any moderaters...

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    No, there is no direct IP match. There is indeed an English literacy match though. Still under investigation...
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