Ok. It seems I may have gathered the consensus. So I guess I'll get on with rest of my master plan:
blowing minds.
This is what I like to call:
5 Simple Steps to why your B8 A4 may have a Crown Gear Center Differential. Well...at least some of them.
Step 1: Show me the parts.
As we have concluded above, the 2013 S4 quattro 3.0T 7-Speed "S-Tronic" DSG cars are equipped with the Crown Gear diff.
Here is the parts diagram for such a car.

Looks good. We see crown gear numbers 0B2-409-755K, which supersedes to "L".
Step 2: Is that really the first year?
Lets take a look at a 2010 S4 DSG.

^ Ok. Torsen. Nothing to see here. How about a 2011.

^Oh, snap. That looks like a Crown Gear to me. We have the stub shaft output, and the same Crown Gear part number as shown for the 2013: 0B2-409-755K, this time superseding to the same number, but with a 0B5 prefix. That makes 3 different Crown Gear part numbers so far. Are you guys pumped? I'm pumped. Is that weird? Ok, don't answer that.
Step 3: But 0B2, though. Isn't that the 6MT box?
As you may know, prefixes on Audi part numbers denote where that part debuted. So if we're seeing a 0B5 (DSG) transmission with 0B2 parts in it, that means those parts didn't debut on a 0B5 tranmission. They would come from a 6-Speed manual trans. So let's look at an S4 with a 6MT. Here's a 2009:

Torsen, yawn. Lets see a 2010. AND HERE'S WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING. I mean...if any of this interesting. At all. lol

See, in 2010 there are 2 different transmission codes for the S4 6MT. Some S4 6MT's (specifically KMR transmission code) got Torsens. Super lame, right? But some of them (the LPE trans code), got fully unannounced Crown Gear diffs. Indeed [from what I can tell] the first Crown Gears to hit our North American shores were not in RS5's at all. They were in fact S4's with 6MT's.
Step 4: Yes, LPE's actually shipped in 2010.
There are multiple listings on car-part.com and ebay for LPE transmissions pulled from 2010 model year wrecked S4's. These are tricky to screen shot, so just trust.
Step 5: Where you guys come in. A4's, eh?
There are several transmission codes for the B8 A4 2.0T 6MT. We will look at 2 common ones. Here's the KCA found commonly in the 2009's.

^Torsen. Blah. And below is the LRY, found commonly in 2011's.

^Bam. Check out that Diff part number. 0B2-409-755K. What's that? The same one in a FREAKING 2013 S4 DSG is what that is.
Crown Gear to the FACE, guys. Minds Blown!
Or not? Maybe? Maybe just a little bit? Ok. No. Just...still no.
Analysis:
It seems to me that Audi started slipping in Crown Gear diffs starting with the RS5 *and other models* in 2010. They probably didn't want to switch over cold-turkey in case there were issues with them holding up, or if there were complaints. In case of issues it would be best if it were just "some" sprinkled in and not the entire product line. Also, they have to spool up manufacturing on these things. Obviously, it would be hard for them to announce that "oh, yeah - SOME of the A4's and S4's come with Crown Gears...it's kind of random, so Good Luck!" They would just wait until production was fully switched and everything was good, THEN announce. And they'd probably prefer to hold back the announcement at least until the debut Crown Gear halo car - the RS5 - was actually available to one of their big markets.
Identification:
If you paid attention above, it seems that in all cases, the Crown Gear is equipped on cars with a stub shaft rear output, while the Torsens always get the flanged shaft rear output. So that makes identification easy. You can also just find your transmission code on your option code sticker and find out from the Parts Catalog which differential part number you have. For show-n-tell points, here is S4 6MT "KMR" vs the Crown Gear "LPE". You can see the difference in the tailshafts.
Am I crazy? Or just crazy wrong? I kindly encourage anyone to prove my silly theory wrong.
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