For those of you who haven't looked at my last post. I'll catch you up real fast. Last week driving at 65-70mph (the speed limit) on my way back home to base. Car decides to go into limp mode while I'm in the fast lane (dangerous) barely got over in time. Got pulled over. Pulled codes. Misfire cyl 2 and random misfire. Cool. I'm at 63k miles LOW MILES. No? Yes low miles. Less than 10k a year. Must be coil packs or plugs right? Sure!! ECS what's up, I need plugs and coil packs (red top) ya know the cool looking "better kind" .. Sure on their way! Props to ECS by the way! 2 day free shipping!?
Awesome. Let's throw these bad boys in and take care of this misfire. Audi: oh no no no, I'm gonna give you hell... New plugs and coils in. Still misfiring. Well hell i got a mechanic shop and professional tools on base. Let's swing over there. Loaded a slammed car on a trailer is fun :) .. Not. Got it to shop. Hmm lets rule out the worse first. Gonna run a compression test, injectors and make sure I got spark in all 4 cyl. Cool. Get to compression test. Test #1 cyl 1, good. Cyl 2, 0% compression? Say what? Nah not at 63k miles. I've had a crappy Hyundai with double the mileage and never had a major engine/internal issues or something go down let's try 3 and 4 maybe I broke the tool. Cyl 3, good. Cyl 4, good. Ok back to cyl 2 maybe I didn't screw it in good test again, 0%.... What in the actual f**k Audi? And bent/burnt valve , piston rings all of the above? At 63k miles on a car I honestly have babied the past 3-4 months? No...
So now that you're caught up. Comes the fun part. Calling the stealership + Audi of America.
Well I called Audi of America and Audi in Boise Idaho. My wife and I are stationed about 45 mins from Boise and I called Audi of America to express my extreme lack of confidence in the Audi brand and how I would not be paying for any repairs on something I didn't cause. At 63k miles a car should not be having 0% compression in ANY cylinder. I expressed to them Audis rep has been tarnished and ruined for me. I've looked at past receipts of fixes (not mods) but fixes and I've spent more money in the past 8-10 months I've owned the car on repairs than I have on the actual car loan itself. It's awful. I had a Hyundai with double the miles that cost me $15000 less than what I paid for this piece of shit and never had major engine failures. Worse thing I had was a faulty MAF sensor connector ($12) and a stuck oil filter (2 hours of my life wasted) my 370z and mustang literally. Not once did I have an issue with either of them. I modded the Z more than this Audi and she loved mods. She loved me. This Audi resents me or something. Idk. Hates me? I hate her back.
Anyways. ONE THING I can say about Audi is their customer service is 9 of 10. Very nice and courteous, talk to David at Audi of America and he had very much respect that I was military and very very understanding. I called Audi of America first. Expressed my frustration and lack of wanting an Audi any longer and keeping everyone I know in the car world away from Audi, and also my unwillingness of paying for repairs on such a low mileage motor. They obviously told me I needed to reach out to the closest Audi dealer and have a diagnostic test ran before they could proceed in helping me. They offered me the military discount on the $99 diagnostic fee. And a free Audi for the weekend. So next Friday at 8am, May 27th. I'll be in Audi of Boise. To drop the piece of shit off, to get into a new piece of shit for the weekend, while they diagnose my piece of shit. So yay I get to pay roughly $80 to tell me what I already know. Then the service advisor is going to call me Monday and be like "hey no compression in cylinder 2, but on the bright side you get a 5% discount on the $4,000 in labor and parts it'll cost bc you serve our country." And then you'll be back driving your piece of shit that'll break a timing belt and ruin your motor again since I'm in the time zone for the tensioner or timing belt to go out. Or the manifold to get a crack. Or injectors to go out and not to mention my oil consumption has never been resolved.
So yeah, I still am feeling screwed with no lube. I pay $80 and some change to get a obd port reading off vag com at the dealer. They tell me what I already know. Let me know that it'll only cost my soul to fix. And then I refuse to pay and call Audi of America back and tell them I refuse to pay for it. Then hopefully they miraculously tell me everything's going to be okay, give me a hug. And that they'll pay for it and give me a free water and little bag of cookies with the Audi symbol on the bag maybe even vacuum it out for with those cool designs in the carpet? Wash it for me? And since his is a fairy tell let's add in unicorns and free Audi t shirts. But that's a fairy tell kiddos. When they actually do any of that or even just agree to fix I don't need the cookies. Just fix it. Own up to selling a garbage motor in a luxury car and fix it. I admit when I'm wrong and get my ass chewed at work. Audi time to step up to the plate and do the same. :) we shall see though, I'll give them the benefit of the double (for now) if they call and do the RIGHT thing, great. I'll seal my lips. I'll shut up. If they take responsibility and fix it I'll be okay with Audi. If they are unfair, take no blame and and do not fix it for me with such low miles, I will proceed to going off the hook.
Like When they tell me it's going to cost my soul and that I have to pay with my life to get it fixed and Audi of America and the dealer aren't going to cover it. That's when I'll flip shit. I'll get a lawyer for this lemon garbage car. I'll do whatever in my power to make sure no one I know ever owns an Audi and I'll never own one again...
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