So I tried calling up my local newspaper today and asked them if I could place a classified ad in the obituary section. They laughed at me. Then I asked if I could put it in the weather section, again, they laughed so hard snot was coming out of their noses.
Then, they said, why don't you just put it in the classified sections where all the other for sale stuff is?
It was light a fucking epiphany! I all of a sudden realized certain things belong in certain places! No longer do I plan to put my forks in with my knives, , no longer will I put trash in the recyclables, and no longer will I shit in the sink. It turns out, certain things belong in certain places.
It was a lesson I will never forget.
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