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  1. 10-27-2005 05:11 PM #1
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    I Farted

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    About 20 minutes ago and damn, if it doesn't still stink. I noticed when an employee walked in, gagged and left. I walked out for a minute and she's right. I'm very proud of myself.
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  2. 10-27-2005 05:20 PM #2
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    thats great.
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    Maybe its the beer.
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    I thought so.
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  5. 10-27-2005 05:28 PM #5
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    I usually have good beer shits but not till the next day.
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    Speaking of which, I have to drop a VTECH off at the pool. Man, I ate at the Long Horn and it was freaking good!
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    You have steak? I am going to need to get right of the Chinese food soon.
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    Nah, I had chicken. It was amazing. I started with the shrimp and lobster soup then I got the two chicken breasts covered with bacon, swiss, cheddar and pepper jack cheese. It came with seasoned french fries and seasoned mashed potatoes.

    Now I can't drink anymore. :(


    OOOO, and speaking of Chinesse the driver that picked us up from the airport recommended a chinesse buffet yesterday and it was garbage. Cold.
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    I hate cold Chinese Food. Yuck!
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  10. 10-29-2005 05:46 PM #10
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    You stink bastid...
    I had a nutrament monday of last week and i killed my coworker with silent deadly ones...
    I even did the slow walk by, where you let a silent go and you walk the room so that everyone one can enjoy the stench!!!
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    My roommate bought me beano today. I love me.
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    beano what's that?
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    Or the move where its just you and one other person in the elvator. Rip a SBD look at them and say "you did it!"
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    you're not suppose to say anything...
    Just cover your mouth and nise and give them the ice grill!!!
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    Originally posted by LateraLex
    Or the move where its just you and one other person in the elvator. Rip a SBD look at them and say "you did it!"
    In the elevator at the CN Tower I blew a major stinky. Everybody smelled it and I looked at the old guy next to me and said "you stink". I moved away from him (as did everybody else). He kept saying that he didn't do it, but nobody believed him. My wife knew what I did and laughed the whole time.....
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    Originally posted by Audimarc
    In the elevator at the CN Tower I blew a major stinky. Everybody smelled it and I looked at the old guy next to me and said "you stink". I moved away from him (as did everybody else). He kept saying that he didn't do it, but nobody believed him. My wife knew what I did and laughed the whole time.....
    repost i heard this story from you a million times... you sir are fired!
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    Sorry. I am very proud of that feat.....
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    It's still hillariouos none the less...
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    that's why they eat bran so much!
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    Good targets too. You hit them with it and they can't decide whether or not they were the ones that farted......
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    Yeah I cant wait until I'm an old dude. You can really say fuck it and bust out some SICK suspenders!!!
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    No shame whatsoever. Smoke everybody....
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