so this guy i was talking to was from vortex(drives a black GTI with painted red wheels) anyways, well to make a long story short, i had told him i knew a good amount about audi's since owning one for about 2 years. He wanted to compare how much i knew almost like a test. He said i bet Jake from Achtuning knew more. I WAS LIKE ARE YOU Fing kidding me!!! thats like comparing a student body president to a fing president of a company. All he does is work around VAG cars.
That isn't the pwning part yet. So he told me about how his friend has a S4 that is chipped and exhaust(Stage II obviously). And he also went on to say that his friends car beat a new M5. I said f that your a liar. The new M5 has 400hp and with the push of a button and extra 100. He was like, "ummm, well maybe not the newest one but the one before that". I was like so the one that has llike 400HP? he said yes. I'm not sure if it can, but i really don't think a heavier less HP more drivetrain loss AWD S can take a M5. But he assured me it could.
Here is the kicker, i started talking about the motor of the S4 he was like i bet you don't even know what the motor is. I was like STFU, its a 2.7T AWD 250hp, then i asked him if he wanted more detail such as gears more detailed specs. He was like YOUR WRONG!!! I was like ohhh ok so the B5 S4 are not 2.7T? get this..he said those motors are a 2.7 Twin turbo"!! I was like areyou fing kidding me yeah, i know its the same egine in the A6. He said "NO" its not. He said the A6 was a 2.7T(single turbo) and the S4 was a 2.7TT. I said "well then can you explain to me then why audi puts on the back of both cars 2.7T and not a 2.7TT on the S4?" i also said " come to think about it explain to me why a chip for both cars gives both cars the exact same about of horse power when, like you said, the A6 is missing a turbo?"
5 mins go by and no response. Almost 10 mins later(of him searching the internet for the car that audi makes that uses a 2.7 single turbo, he responds back saying "oh i got confused, i'm all mixed up." To be nice i told him "its ok i was being to rack my brain to which car the 2.7 single T would be in" But in reality, i just sat here at my computer laughing so Fing loud, and i still am laughing right now. Stupid people who think they know everying.
All in all he got PWNED!!!
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