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    OMG. I can't believe it, but after the banana song, there's another equally awful slut song, yet equally catchy, and the hook is "my lovely lady lump", "get you drunk off my hump", and so on.

    Holy crap, these songs are written on a third grade level. This music is made for pre-teens. I fear for our youth. This is bad. At least the violent angry music I listen to is greared towards adults. Whenever I hear a hooky song made for kids, that has fuck me in the ass with a banana, I get concerned.

    I will admit that it's catchy. But the Black Eyed Peas and Gwen Slutstafni are like 40 years old, and they're writing music for 4th graders. It's gross.

    For the record, I would still fuck the shit out of Gwen and Fergi if they bent over in front of me right now.
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    "Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
    -Theodore Roosevelt, 1907

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    Re: My Hump

    Originally posted by DDQ

    For the record, I would still fuck the shit out of Gwen and Fergi if they bent over in front of me right now.
    2nd.

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    I CANT STAND THAT DAMN SONG!!!! I fear for our youth too, and I basicly am our youth! Give me some in flames or killswitch engage and I'm set.
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    Oh and I agree, I would fuk the both of them in a heartbeat
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    kids dont even know what classical music is any more...
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    worst song ever made. i thought the same thing, and yeah, i'd fuck the shit out of both of 'em too. but the song still BLOWS.

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    As long as it has the hard hitting bass beat and funky lyrics, kids will listen to it, you could be singing "down with humanity, kill all people who breathe. go commit suicide...etc" and kids would freakdance to it at prom.
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    wrong forum. this is the sort of discussion to occur in the music/movie forum.

    and yeah, the song's annoying a shit, but fergi's sooooooo hot.


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    fergis body is bad ass...gotta love that stomach to skeet on
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    her body is badd arse

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    I figure this post needs some pics. why the hell are we merely talking about how hot she is? here's proof:
























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    ^^^
    you suck, now I have a boner

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    Something about her face bothers me, it's too hard or something. Masculine.

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    nice stomach
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    Originally posted by Anthony
    Something about her face bothers me, it's too hard or something. Masculine.


    better?

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    ^^^^^

    write beautiful on the bag

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    Stan likes em a little rough.

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    Dude, I could care less how she looks. Only because of her body and the way she can move it.
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    Thing is, whenever I see her I still see that little girl from Kids Incorporated. I cant see her as a woman, though its hard not to notice her lovely lady lumps :D

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    for kids, classical music is like Abba
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