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    Letter from CARB to "borrow" my Q5

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    Got a letter from CARB over the weekend asking if I'd be interested in being part of their vehicle testing project. They wanted to borrow my car for up to 2 months, and as incentive, they will pay $2000 for the time borrowed (if it "qualifies"... whatever that means), a fully-insured comparable rental for the duration, my car fully insured during duration borrowed (flashes back to U.S. gov't getting off the hook for crashed F50 while in gov't possession); my car washed and filled up when returned.

    Initially this seemed very attractive (similar to that pawn shop owner inciting you by waving cold-hard cash for 1/4 the amount you actually wanted), but all these incentives started looking highly suspicious.

    (Side note, this is also the same group of people who has been practically lying to the citizens of Porter Ranch about the dangerous levels of that gas leak. Yet suddenly all over the news there's a warning of "no barbecuing" because of "pollution" ...uh-huh)

    Just wondering if anyone else has received this letter, gone through with this process, or has info/comments...

    Also, mine's a TDI, so.... coincidence???
    Last edited by NGC224; 01-18-2016 at 07:07 PM.

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    Veteran Member Four Rings B G 8er's Avatar
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    Shiesh. I wouldn't do it. You know they're not going to take care of it like you would.
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    Veteran Member Three Rings ToddBrunswick's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by B G 8er View Post
    Shiesh. I wouldn't do it. You know they're not going to take care of it like you would.
    I second that. Not sure the risk/reward is enough.
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    If they drive your car around town with all their testing equipment hooked up to it and your license plate is still visibile, your car will make front page news...
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    Veteran Member Four Rings MikeyB3's Avatar
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    Tell them to cordially fuck off.

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    Veteran Member Four Rings Saracen's Avatar
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    Screw that.

    If I got that letter, I'd tell CARB I'd sell it to them for MSRP. Otherwise, yeah, fuck off.
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    Veteran Member Four Rings unknowna4's Avatar
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    lol you people are jokes, grow up

    Sounds interesting, I'd ask them how many miles they'd put on the car ect. and go from there

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    Veteran Member Four Rings unknowna4's Avatar
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    I would also be interested to hear people's experience from this, hopefully some people can contribute with useful info

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    Veteran Member Three Rings Wagonholic's Avatar
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    The rental sounds interesting...after all, we know rental cars are the world's fastest cars
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    Veteran Member Four Rings MikeyB3's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by unknowna4 View Post
    lol you people are jokes, grow up

    Sounds interesting, I'd ask them how many miles they'd put on the car ect. and go from there
    They're tied to the government in CA, they cant afford to just buy/lease/rent ONE car for testing? pssssh.

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    Established Member Two Rings
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    Quote Originally Posted by unknowna4 View Post
    lol you people are jokes, grow up

    Sounds interesting, I'd ask them how many miles they'd put on the car ect. and go from there
    They're saying approx 100 miles of testing, plus round trip from pick-up/drop-off point (home or office) to El Monte, CA testing facility.

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    Established Member Two Rings
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    For some fun, here are the letters received in the mail.

    Interesting how they've addressed it "Dear Audi Owner". I wonder if other brand owners get such /special/ treatment.
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    Veteran Member Four Rings tar's Avatar
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    What year? My parents have a q5 2.0t and didn't get said letter.

    Tell them to eat a dick or give you lifetime exempt smog and 2k plus tt rs rental car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tar View Post
    What year? My parents have a q5 2.0t and didn't get said letter.

    Tell them to eat a dick or give you lifetime exempt smog and 2k plus tt rs rental car.
    14 tdi

    carb's response: eating a dick will be cheaper. wait, what's a tt rs? do we need to test it?

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