Vote Republican

[Audimarc]

On another site:

[Jon-A4]

vote republican: avoid thinking

[Audimarc]

Vote Democrat - avoid breathing.

[LEDFoot]

Yeah I'll take advice for someone who can't even post on the internet..

DOUBLE_POSTER!!!!

[MR VTEC]

vote Audimarc = grow a mullet

[retrohasen]

Damn, based on this I am not voting for either party. 18 of the most butt ugly women I have ever seen.(except Janine )

[Audimarc]

Bo is ugly? Ann is ugly? Dude.

Mulletts make your car drive faster.

[MR VTEC]

then I going have two mulletts then... (DON'T ask where's the other one going to be @)

[Strombo]

lmfao man...soo great!

[Audimarc]

Don't forget the one guarding the asshole....

[almaster666]

yeah, its funny they didnt put a picture of condoleeza rice on there?! what a coincidence!
Vote Democrat!!

[MR VTEC]

Didnt even think about that you know.
I beat it will cut my shit breaks by at least 3 minutes!!!

[almaster666]

when clinton banged that broad, the republicans were so pissed off!!
i see three possible explainations:
1) they are jealous b/c the only person they ever have sex with, they must be married to
2) they hate sex
3) they hate sex because theyre bad at it

[MR VTEC]

no it hard for them to do anything with that conservative stick up their ass!!!

[Strombo]

Originally posted by almaster666
when clinton banged that broad, the republicans were so pissed off!!
i see three possible explainations:
1) they are jealous b/c the only person they ever have sex with, they must be married to
2) they hate sex
3) they hate sex because theyre bad at it

4)They knew alamaster thought he was funny..;-)

[Audimarc]

Right. Republicans jealous.

Let's see:

1. Clinton is married to Hillary.
2. Clinton is married to Hillary.
3. All of their women are hideous.

[Strombo]

Originally posted by Audimarc
Right. Republicans jealous.

Let's see:

1. Clinton is married to Hillary.
2. Clinton is married to Hillary.
3. All of their women are hideous.

True story....

[no1hustller]

Bush's daughters:

Kerry's daughter: (shudders)

[Audimarc]

Two very smart and accurate posts in a row.

Strombo - You obviously have good vision.
no1hustller - Correct!!!

YUCK!

[no1hustller]

DUDE

Post a vomit warning before doing that chit!!

[BavarianAudi]

Originally posted by retrohasen
Damn, based on this I am not voting for either party. 18 of the most butt ugly women I have ever seen.(except Janine )

what r u talking about Helen Thomas is a total knock out.

[pierce]

Republicans = Rich
Democrats = Poor

Democrats = Jealous

Transitive Property of Math

Jealous = Poor


Will be voting next election.

[Audimarc]

^Again, brilliant.

[almaster666]

If you are trying to bang a girl:

She is a democrat: you meet in a park where shes smoking some ganja and offers you a toke, you then start chattin and find out that she has moved out of her parents house and has an apartment nearby, she asks if you want to come up and have a beer. you get drunk and have guilt free sex with someone who knows how to do it right

She is a republican: you meet at her school, you strike up conversation about homework. you possibly get her number and meet up again later. you go pick her up at her house at 5:30pm to go have dinner, she opens the door and introduces you to her whole family. finally you get out and go eat someplace the conversation is limited to her life experiences: church and school. you then offer her a drink and she says she does not want to brake the law and drink because she is not yet 21... you invite her back to your place, she accepts but tells you she has to be home by 9:30. you make your move and try to kiss her, she gives you a peck but quickly tells you that she wants to remain a virgin until she is married... you insist but she refuses. you drive her home. the next day, you get a phone call from her father, a lawyer ( making well over $500,000 a year ) telling you that he is taking you to court for attempted rape, sexual assault and sexual harassment...

[pierce]

Riiiiiiight. That's called abstaining from pre-marital sex and being a die hard Christian with over protective parents...

Unless, you're saying all democrats are heathenous sluts?

[BavarianAudi]

Originally posted by pierce
Republicans = Rich
Democrats = Poor

Democrats = Jealous

Transitive Property of Math

Jealous = Poor


Will be voting next election.

wrong. kerry is richer than bush.

[pierce]

Correction: Kerry's WIFE is richer than Bush.

[BavarianAudi]

Kerry's wife is a wut. thats right a democrat.

[BavarianAudi]

dont get me wrong i'm not a democrat, nor am i a republican. VIVA LA GREEN PARTY. lol jk fuck politics, they're all the same shit different toilet.

[Audimarc]

Democrat Girl - Gives you herpes, crabs with a side of AIDS.

Republican Girl - Sucks you until you become dehydrated and then pays you for the opportunity. She also gives you a stock tip and you make millions.

[almaster666]

Originally posted by pierce
Republicans = Rich
Democrats = Poor

Democrats = Jealous

Transitive Property of Math

Jealous = Poor


Will be voting next election.

my dad makes $200,000 a year, hes a democrat...
a friend of mine's dad is a construction worker, drives a beat up car and can barely afford his house, yet he stands up for republicans making it harder on him and easier on the top 1%

[pierce]

Touching story. I'm talking about statistically speaking.

[BavarianAudi]

dude who cares who is democrat and who is republican. they're both equally gay.

[LateraLex]

^^ haha. Well put.

Marc you gotta lot of democrat hate. Republicans control everything. Why don't you sit back and enjoy?

[BavarianAudi]

the president doesn't control the U.S. the CEOs of big companies do.

[almaster666]

^^^ yup, and the big companies like the republicans b/c they give them tax cuts and the right to rape the planet of all natural ressources
also gives them the right to destroy unions so that workers can get f*cked over and have no say in it and no organized manner to express their opinions... thats for the workers who were lucky enough to still have a job but will lose it in a year or two when the company decides to relocate its factories in mexico so they can pay workers there $1.50 an hour.

[Audimarc]

Originally posted by LateraLex
^^ haha. Well put.

Marc you gotta lot of democrat hate. Republicans control everything. Why don't you sit back and enjoy?

Can't help it. In school I was called Hard Core. 'Cuz that's the way I do everything. Extreme is the norm for me.

I'm also worried about Bush's misteps and obvious mistakes will bring a liberal into power - Cliton. It would be a huge mistake which will cost me thousands per year.

[Audimarc]

Originally posted by almaster666
^^^ yup, and the big companies like the republicans b/c they give them tax cuts and the right to rape the planet of all natural ressources
also gives them the right to destroy unions so that workers can get f*cked over and have no say in it and no organized manner to express their opinions... thats for the workers who were lucky enough to still have a job but will lose it in a year or two when the company decides to relocate its factories in mexico so they can pay workers their 1.50 an hour.

Unions are a joke. I worked for a unionized company and it took me 1.5 years to fire someone who should never have had a job. She then got re-hired and re-assigned because of the union. Great.

Unions are the reason that companies relocate to Mexico. Too expensive to do business here.

Technically, the reason why people are losing their jobs is because people are buying cheap Chinese products. Stop buying DELL, stop buying from WalMart and maybe, we'll get jobs back.

[BavarianAudi]

if the president is so powerful why doesnt he stop the tabacco companies? it's cuz the tabacco companies are more powerful than the president of the U.S. money talks bs walks.

[alen]

wuts tabacco?

second, george bush hates black people.