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  1. 10-05-2005 06:44 PM #1
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    python bursts after tryin to eat a freakin gator!

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    holy shatttttt!
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  2. 10-05-2005 06:51 PM #2
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    Damn it you beat me to it, i just saw it, freaking crazy, is a jungle out there.
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    Unbelieveable...wow
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  5. 10-05-2005 07:15 PM #5
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    "It is unknown how many pythons are competing with the thousands of alligators in the Everglades, but at least 150 have been captured in the past two years"

    wtf are you serious?! if i ever break down near the everglades im gonna have a machete and a .45 with me just to fend off the man-eating pythons!
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    thats awesome!
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  7. 10-05-2005 07:30 PM #7
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    I have a python. It's sitting right in front of me (no joke).

    Mine is about 4.5 feet long now (search GCC for pics of him an vids of him eating). I have never heard of this type of thing happening, because pythons only bite/swallow things that they KNOW they can fit inside them. This is obviously a retarded python, since he's missing the gene that tells him this.
    "Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
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  8. 10-05-2005 07:37 PM #8
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    disturbing
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  9. 10-05-2005 07:45 PM #9
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    that's why they say," Never bite off more then you can chew" or swallow in this case!!!
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  10. 10-05-2005 07:51 PM #10
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    I can see this being on "Mind of Mencia" in the Der Der Der of the year awards in the very near future....
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  12. 10-05-2005 08:51 PM #11
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    why are you watching "Mind of mencia".... it is by far one of the worst shows on TV...
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    I just fed my python a kitten. He has not bursted open yet.... details to come....
    "Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
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    My money is on the gators...
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  15. 10-05-2005 09:56 PM #14
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    Originally posted by DDQ
    I just fed my python a kitten. He has not bursted open yet.... details to come....
    Where's the pics of it eating the kitten?
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    Originally posted by Ben@SpeedBarn
    Where's the pics of it eating the kitten?
    whhooooops, I meant I fed him some pussy. Yes, that's it. He ate some pussy tonight. Now replace "him" with "me", and we have ourselves a true story. I think that's ok, because I see that happen on the news and in the papers everyday.

    I don't think I'm allowed to post pics of that, otherwise I would.

    Instead, here's a pic of my snake eating a rat:

    "Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
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  17. 10-05-2005 10:14 PM #16
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    hahaha
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  19. 10-06-2005 12:58 AM #18
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    Best part of the entire article (aside from the pic of course...), "I don't think this is an imminent threat. This is not a `Be afraid, be very afraid' situation.'"

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  20. 10-06-2005 01:01 AM #19
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    I am going to say that before my next random street fight..

    "This is a 'Be afraid, be very afraid' situation."'
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  21. 10-06-2005 01:10 AM #20
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    it accually kind of looks like a crack whore rather than a snake
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    thats crazy how this is not a first. I remember that huge python eating a dear though.
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    Originally posted by jpsimon
    why are you watching "Mind of mencia".... it is by far one of the worst shows on TV...

    ^^^ Yup, that guy is NOT funny
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    I'm gonna get flamed for this, but oh well! This kind of reminds me of the first time I slept with an Asian chick....
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    Looked to me the Aligator fited just fine. It was the claws which got him.

    Originally posted by DDQ
    I have never heard of this type of thing happening, because pythons only bite/swallow things that they KNOW they can fit inside them. This is obviously a retarded python, since he's missing the gene that tells him this.
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  29. 10-06-2005 10:44 PM #27
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    I hate snakes.
    I like alligators.
    My uncle used to have a cople of them.
    I played with them when they were like 1 meter long.

    That picture is disturbing.
    But I don't really understand it, anyone has a a bigger pic?
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