Questions you thought were too stupid to ask

[doug97gxe]

What is the (relative) volume of my radio?

When I turn on my heated seats, why does my AC/Air turn on?

Why can't I fold my mirrors in without a $1000 aftermarket mod?

What is the point of the coin holder in that position?

Why can't the bluetooth connection do music audio too? (the technology definitely was around in 2010 and worked pretty well)

Why can't I adjust the height of the arm rest so I can actually rest my elbow on it and still reach the shifter (6MT) with the seat in a higher position?

i'm guessing all these were fixed in the B8.5?

[CaptSlow]

Do you have to wait for the engine cool down after flogging it then turning it off? I always did that with my GTI.

When in S mode, why are the downshifts so damn aggressive, and will this harm the transmission in the long run?

[jsh139]

Do you have to wait for the engine cool down after flogging it then turning it off? I always did that with my GTI.

No, that is recommended procedure for a turbocharged engine, though. Helps reduce oil coking in the turbo. Our cars are supercharged, which doesn't have the same inherent problems.

[bpang1]

To disable the rain-sensing wipers you can go into your car systems menu and turn it off.

[Neon01]

How do I clean the windshield under the damned wipers?

Sent from my OnePlus One

[14S4GWM]

Whats up Neon? Go in the MMI and put the wipers in service position. Dont do this with your hood up.

[infinkc]

How do I clean the windshield under the damned wipers?

Sent from my OnePlus One

mmi, car settings, put the wipers in service mode.

[Reckon]

I have to take my S4 to the dealer on Monday for them to do the environmental protection application on it (was thrown in as part of the deal) and was going to ask them to do a few things that would normally require VAGCOM to do. Do you think they will do it or is it a standard Audi thing to leave the system 'stock'?

I was going to ask for:
-- Enable Lap Timer (to get oil temp readings)
-- Enable DIS with Efficiency Program
-- Enable Adaptive brake lights
-- Enable Remote Operations Window and Sunroof

Nothing too difficult really and I know at other dealers with other cars I have been able to get them to change default settings that required specific software with no problems.

[14S4GWM]

^ I dont think they will do it, but you can ask.

[Reckon]

^I'll ask...I really only want the lap timer and the window/sunroof option so maybe I'll start with those. There is no one with VAGCOM in my area so I may buy the tool myself and become an expert!!!

[14S4GWM]

^I'll ask...I really only want the lap timer and the window/sunroof option so maybe I'll start with those. There is no one with VAGCOM in my area so I may buy the tool myself and become an expert!!!

Check out Carista

[brianc21]

How do I clean the windshield under the damned wipers?

Sent from my OnePlus One

You can also pull down on the wiper stock just after you turn the car off and it will do the same.

Whats up Neon? Go in the MMI and put the wipers in service position. Dont do this with your hood up.

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[Reckon]

14S4GWM - Thanks for the recommendation...looking to buy the Carista Adapter (OBDII adapter) and then get the app once I have it in. Should be more than enough for what I want to do!

[14S4GWM]

14S4GWM - Thanks for the recommendation...looking to buy the Carista Adapter (OBDII adapter) and then get the app once I have it in. Should be more than enough for what I want to do!

Theres a few threads on here to get you up to speed while you wait it out.
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showth...testing-wrench

[Reckon]

Theres a few threads on here to get you up to speed while you wait it out.
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showth...testing-wrench

That's what led me to make the decision after you recommended I check it out, haha!

EDIT: Just ordered the Carista OBD2 dongle through Amazon. Should be here next week. Downloaded the app...free version. Won't let me do in an app upgrade yet but it might need to be actually connected first before doing so. Will report back once I have the dongle.

[jimrobbington]

Is it normal for the stock brakes to squeak this badly under light braking?

[Brother Owl]

Is it normal for the stock brakes to squeak this badly under light braking?

Mine have constantly. Also the same on my b6. Seems to go away after a couple hard brakes

[MonSoonHell]

Is there a VAG-COM mod that stops the owner from modding their S4?

[jmeenach]

Is there a VAG-COM mod that stops the owner from modding their S4?

Looking at your sig, you may need that mod lol. Lucky for me, I already installed that mod. It's called available funds (or lack thereof).

[torinalth]

Is there a VAG-COM mod that stops the owner from modding their S4?

Yes, the wife mod. She says no more Vag-Com if I spend money.....

[GeoJoe]

Yes, the wife mod. She says no more Vag-Com if I spend money.....

That's the VAGina-Com speaking.

[AKPS4]

Is there a VAG-COM mod that stops the owner from modding their S4?

Lol. Let me know if you find it. I can't help myself.

[MonSoonHell]

I literally said at Waterfest that I am done modding MonSoonHell. I have touched just about every inch of MonSoonHell and earlier this week, I purchased another damn mod. Someone buy MonSoonHell from me...I cannot stop. I have an Audi A7 and recently purchased boat that I need to spoil. This is getting ridiculous.

[GeoJoe]

I literally said at Waterfest that I am done modding MonSoonHell. I have touched just about every inch of MonSoonHell and earlier this week, I purchased another damn mod. Someone buy MonSoonHell from me...I cannot stop. I have an Audi A7 and recently purchased boat that I need to spoil. This is getting ridiculous.

What, no BBK?!

[MonSoonHell]

What, no BBK?!

Yes, I know. That was put on hold when I was deciding on my fourth set of rims for MonSoonHell. Plus, I had purchased new ceramic brake pads and Adam Racing Rotors...so wanted to get my money's worth before thinking about the BBK. I do not track my car, that was another reason for not going forward with that mod. The stock calipers stop MonSoonHell very well, especially with the rotors and pads mentioned above.

Wait, why I am talking about this...Stop putting more mod thoughts in my head... damn you!

I just received the mod I purchased earlier this week, in today's mail. Besides the cost of the mod, the labor rate for this install is going to be about 7 hours...at least!

[S4$Bill]

Yes, the wife mod. She says no more Vag-Com if I spend money.....

That's why even after being married 23 years I still have my own checking account.

[cchoi83]

Yes, I know. That was put on hold when I was deciding on my fourth set of rims for MonSoonHell. Plus, I had purchased new ceramic brake pads and Adam Racing Rotors...so wanted to get my money's worth before thinking about the BBK. I do not track my car, that was another reason for not going forward with that mod. The stock calipers stop MonSoonHell very well, especially with the rotors and pads mentioned above.

Wait, why I am talking about this...Stop putting more mod thoughts in my head... damn you!

I just received the mod I purchased earlier this week, in today's mail. Besides the cost of the mod, the labor rate for this install is going to be about 7 hours...at least!

Yeah yeah whatever. Watch, just two more weeks and you'll be all over Stage 3. JK. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[MonSoonHell]

Yeah yeah whatever. Watch, just two more weeks and you'll be all over Stage 3. JK. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

I am resisting a response... Woosaah, Woosaah (rubbing ear lobes).

[cchoi83]

I am resisting a response... Woosaah, Woosaah (rubbing ear lobes).

Remember your pressure points.

[jsh139]

Why is the navigation panning so damn slow? If I'm looking at the nav map and want to pan (using that weird joystick thing that seems to always get pushed while I'm trying to move it) it is abysmally slow :P

Ooo, I just figured out how to increase the nav scroll speed. Not sure if this applies to B8.5 cars or not. In the green hidden menu, go to nav > map and change the following settings:

Enable custom scroll speeds - YES
Speed for step 1 - 100
Speed for step 2 - 150
Speed for step 3 - 300



Unfortunately, these are the max values. But, the first and second stage scrolling is vastly improved. You can also change the refresh rate. It's set to 20 from the factory. The value corresponds to how often the screen will repaint while you are scrolling.

It's the little things

Now, if I could only get the nav screen to display the current road I am on without having to be in route guidance mode I would be a happy camper.

[WizardofUz]

Hello guys! Three week owner of my first-ever Audi here (2014 S4).

I've tried to play with every setting in the MMI and touch every button in the vehicle in order to learn what everything does. The only thing that has me stumped is the headlight switch. The knob has the ability to push it in, but I can't figure out what pushing it in actually does. I can't imagine that it does nothing, otherwise, why would it push in in the first place? Also, I've looked in the owner's manual, but haven't been able to find anything to explain this.

Any help would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks in advance...

[jimrobbington]

Hello guys! Three week owner of my first-ever Audi here (2014 S4).

I've tried to play with every setting in the MMI and touch every button in the vehicle in order to learn what everything does. The only thing that has me stumped is the headlight switch. The knob has the ability to push it in, but I can't figure out what pushing it in actually does. I can't imagine that it does nothing, otherwise, why would it push in in the first place? Also, I've looked in the owner's manual, but haven't been able to find anything to explain this.

Any help would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks in advance...

As far as i know, you push it in and twist to Remove the switch. It serves no other function.

[jsh139]

So, not really a stupid question, per se, more of an observation. But, who else uses the little gas cap holder when you fill up? Do you just let the cap dangle, or do you stick it in the hole? lol.

[jimrobbington]

So, not really a stupid question, per se, more of an observation. But, who else uses the little gas cap holder when you fill up? Do you just let the cap dangle, or do you stick it in the hole? lol.

Oh i stick it in the hole alright! I was actually stoked to see that spot when i bought this car. My old A4 had a shitty system to hold the cap which didn't work.

[14S4GWM]

Im anal about sticking it in the little hole. I use the little hole all of time.

[VenturiRS]

I definitely stick it in the hole. I can't afford to have it dribbling, dripping or oozing down the side.

[alwiB8]

So, not really a stupid question, per se, more of an observation. But, who else uses the little gas cap holder when you fill up? Do you just let the cap dangle, or do you stick it in the hole? lol.

this is just great, never noticed that before, will be using it from now on

[jygesq]

It goes I. The holder as it is designed to do

[chilort]

Nav zoom goes the "correct" way if you think about it like a volume knob on a radio.

[AnotherJake]

One from my wife "why can't i open the gas door when the car is locked"

Because now even your gas filler door is locked and nobody can steal your GO GO JUICE. When you want the car locked up...it gets locked up...Germans don't play.