OEM AFS Bixenons w/ adapter harness *COMPLETE* - No Longer Available

[aluthman]

OEM AFS Bixenons w/ adapter harness *COMPLETE*

Used OEM AFS bixenon headlights. All bulbs and ballasts are included. The top tabs were broken, but I repaired them with the Audi repair kits. These kits are kind of pricey at $50 each side, but they are actually stronger than what the original tab was. The lenses have normal wear for used headlights. Included with the set is a new adapter harness, which is needed to install these lights in a car that originally came with halogen headlights. Vagcom coding is also required. Shipping is included for lower 48 states. Paypal fee to be paid by buyer unless you choose to send payment as gift.

If you are local, I can install these and code your car free of charge.

NOTE: I have purchased ballasts and new Sylvania D1S bulbs to go with these. This is now a turnkey package for those looking to upgrade from halogen lights.


List Date: 2/14/2015

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[mec]

How do they feel?

[aluthman]

Hard and plastic-like. You know, like headlights should.

[mec]

Hard and plastic-like. You know, like headlights should.

We're they separated from their mother at an early age? I want a well discipled headlight, not a little bitch headlight that won't hold strong through the fierce winter conditions.

[aluthman]

We're they separated from their mother at an early age? I want a well discipled headlight, not a little bitch headlight that won't hold strong through the fierce winter conditions.

They were separated from their mother at a very young age, much like the Unsullied of Astapor. They will do what they are ordered to do and no more. They do not fear death.

[mec]

They were separated from their mother at a very young age, much like the Unsullied of Astapor. They will do what they are ordered to do and no more. They do not fear death.

Are they gluten free? Im tooootttttaaaallly gluten intolerant. It like makes me feel suh gruss, like suh effen gruss


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[aluthman]

I'm pretty sure ballasts contain gluten. Since there are no ballasts on these lights, yes they are gluten free.

[mec]

I'm pretty sure ballasts contain gluten. Since there are no ballasts on these lights, yes they are gluten free.

Can it double as male enhancement?

[vce1232000]

Were they born as fraternal or identical twins and if so how much time apart from each other?

[aluthman]

Can it double as male enhancement?

Yes, indubitably!

Were they born as fraternal or identical twins and if so how much time apart from each other?

Neither. They were genetically created in a lab to be perfect specimens of automotive lighting. The are nearly identical though, as one is a mirror image of the other. They must remain no further than 6 feet from each other, lest they lose their powers.

[vce1232000]

Yes, indubitably!



Neither. They were genetically created in a lab to be perfect specimens of automotive lighting. The are nearly identical though, as one is a mirror image of the other. They must remain no further than 6 feet from each other, lest they lose their powers.

So they are artificially genetically produced. I was hoping for a naturally produced pair that was bonded at birth. Were they at least produced not more then 10 sequential units from each other

[aluthman]

So they are artificially genetically produced. I was hoping for a naturally produced pair that was bonded at birth. Were they at least produced not more then 10 sequential units from each other

They contain no GMOs! They were bonded at creation by Betty on 2nd shift approximately 3.84 minutes apart as sequential assemblies.

[vce1232000]

They contain no GMOs! They were bonded at creation by Betty on 2nd shift approximately 3.84 minutes apart as sequential assemblies.

I would consider these if you have the proper pedigree of both since inception. I wanna make sure they come from good stock. I want them to play well with the 2 I already have. I dont want tty lites associating with with my outstanding pedigree assemblies. Do you have any character references to offer

[aluthman]

I would consider these if you have the proper pedigree of both since inception. I wanna make sure they come from good stock. I want them to play well with the 2 I already have. I dont want tty lites associating with with my outstanding pedigree assemblies. Do you have any character references to offer

Sir, I have seen the lights you speak of. While they may come from good stock, I can assure you they are nothing more than dirty degenerates! My lights however, are model illuminators and are at home in the upper classes of society.

[mec]

Sir, I have seen the lights you speak of. While they may come from good stock, I can assure you they are nothing more than dirty degenerates! My lights however, are model illuminators and are at home in the upper classes of society.

well I'm sold. I'll just need to see the XenonFax before I buy. I just want to make sure they have never been in an accident before.

[vce1232000]

well I'm sold. I'll just need to see the XenonFax before I buy. I just want to make sure they have never been in an accident before.

I concur with that also. Since my lites are virgins. I wanna make sure yours have not been penetrated or violated in any way

[aluthman]

[mec]

Where is page 2 of the xenon fax? I'm looking for the mileage stamps.

[vce1232000]

Im the authenticity of that Xenonfax. Why was there replacement tabs and it didn't appear on the Xenonfax. I need answers .I need the truth. I deserve to know the truth Was it from possible penetration

[mec]

Im the authenticity of that Xenonfax. Why was there replacement tabs and it didn't appear on the Xenonfax. I need answers .I need the truth. I deserve to know the truth Was it from possible penetration

Hey thats a good point....I also didn't see anything about the d1s bulbs ever being removed or the ballasts....I think we're gonna have to compare serial numbers on the lights. If htey are scraped off htey are probably stolen

[aluthman]

BUMP

These now include ballasts and brand new Sylvania D1S bulbs. Price has changed accordingly.

[mec]

These look pretty clean!

[aluthman]

These look pretty clean!

They are! Disease free!

[4rings5stars]

I really have to stop reading the classifieds before the coffee kicks in...

[aluthman]

Only if that makes you more likely to buy my stuff...

[vce1232000]

They are! Disease free!

Have these been checked out by a physician. If so please post the report

[Schweini]

this is the best page on the forum atm

[4rings5stars]

Only if that makes you more likely to buy my stuff...

And you're local to me, too! Lucky for my wallet(and marriage), I already have AFS lights!

[aluthman]

I'm sure you could use some adjustable UCAs... I have a set available with loose morals that won't talk back.

[4rings5stars]

How did you know that my UCAs were getting sassy?!? They must be hijacking my WiFi. Bastards

I'll settle for new rims & tires or a JHM SS!

[aluthman]

Interested in a set of HREs?

[4rings5stars]

Interested, yes. But very likely to rich for my blood Adam! They would look so nice on a Quartz avant, tho

[aluthman]

$2k with tires if you want em.

[4rings5stars]

Ugh! Double my budget atm. I can't realistically put too much into the A4 with all of the other irons I have in the fire.

[aluthman]

BUMP!

Bulbs came in today. Ballasts should be here soon.

[mec]

I'd tap those headlights.

[4rings5stars]

I'd tap those headlights.

Too late. I already did

[aluthman]

Ballasts came in and everything is verified working.

[mec]

Too late. I already did

I'm down for sloppy seconds, or terrorized thirds.

[kaz02a4]

Delicious. Sent you a text Adam.