Anyone looked at this "slammed" S4 in kennewick?

[S4gasm aka LOTR]

I have not yet seen this car in person, but I wanted to at least bring attention to this ad. Seller states "slammed" S4 has never been "raped"..most stockly...super clean..etc. First off, someone who uses the word slammed and raped, has probably treated that car like a dodge neon.

Most importantly, the car appears to have been in a pretty considerate accident. Look at photo 1,4, and 5. Photo 1 clearly shows the total mismatch of silver from the passenger side door to the rear pass door. Photo 4 shows the same thing. Photo 5 shows some misalignment of the hood to pass side fender.
This tells me this car was in a pretty serious front end/pass side collision and someone did a piss poor job of painting and repairing the car. FWIW I was an autobody expert for several years, so this stands out to me as a big caution.

This of course could be the lighting of the photos, but the missing bumper grills, misaligned fender/hood, and black headlight squirters tells me, its def not just the lighting.

Has anyone seen this car in person? Would be curious what the VIN report shows.

http://kpr.craigslist.org/cto/4378167244.html

[R1CH-5100]

Unless you're thinking of taking it straight to the scrap yard, I would just close the window and move on. Nothing looks promising about that car.

[rdcyclist]

For anywhere near that kind of money you can get a real nice B5 S4 anywhere in the country. That is not close to being a nice car.

[S4gasm aka LOTR]

Exactly, I'm not interested in this car, but I'm in the market right now, but I just wanted to raise awareness in case some poor soul isn't quite as experienced with this kind of thing, and thinks he is getting a great deal. I get so frustrated with some of these sellers, people need to be warned.

[Lakotiy]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/4378277587.html

This one?

[bl0wn3ur0]

If someone got the vin I would run it through carfax at my job but based on that horrible paint job, I'd assume it wasn't reported and done for cheap by the owner


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[jpurre]

Doesn't look like they used Bright Silver Metallic... looks more like a regular silver (darker). Fly by night special.

[rstein]

There might be three different shades of "silver" on that car

[Aggv]

Exactly, I'm not interested in this car, but I'm in the market right now, but I just wanted to raise awareness in case some poor soul isn't quite as experienced with this kind of thing, and thinks he is getting a great deal. I get so frustrated with some of these sellers, people need to be warned.

cool story bro.

How many more for sale threads will be hated on this week? over/under 2?

[mikay1814]

I don't know why people use the word slammed to describe a car they're selling. It's a very unattractive word. Not to mention all I can picture is a 17 year old's beat car riding on vmaxxs with cut bump stops

Edit: So I take that back, it describes the car pretty well

[S4gasm aka LOTR]

cool story bro.

How many more for sale threads will be hated on this week? over/under 2?

It's called full disclosure, nice troll, bro.

[Aggv]

It's called full disclosure, nice troll, bro.

Thanks bro, i was considering going up to pacific northwest to check this car out but you saved me the hassle.

There may be a fuck or 2 given in the regional forum...
http://www.audizine.com/forum/forumd.../18-North-West

[S4gasm aka LOTR]

Thanks bro, i was considering going up to pacific northwest to check this car out but you saved me the hassle.

There may be a fuck or 2 given in the regional forum...
http://www.audizine.com/forum/forumd.../18-North-West

Actually there appears to be quite a few fucks given before you blessed this thread with your witty and original response.

[landfill]

Another veteran douchebag. Go figure it's AZ.

[DiscoPotato]

Damn son.. Slammed and never raped? And mismatching panels?

Sold.

[justinholly]

Thanks bro, i was considering going up to pacific northwest to check this car out but you saved me the hassle.

There may be a fuck or 2 given in the regional forum...
http://www.audizine.com/forum/forumd.../18-North-West

My brother lives there. I can have him go check it out If you like. I'm originally from there an there is Lots of Russians that love the b5 an salvage title audi's there.


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[justinholly]

I have not yet seen this car in person, but I wanted to at least bring attention to this ad. Seller states "slammed" S4 has never been "raped"..most stockly...super clean..etc. First off, someone who uses the word slammed and raped, has probably treated that car like a dodge neon.

Most importantly, the car appears to have been in a pretty considerate accident. Look at photo 1,4, and 5. Photo 1 clearly shows the total mismatch of silver from the passenger side door to the rear pass door. Photo 4 shows the same thing. Photo 5 shows some misalignment of the hood to pass side fender.
This tells me this car was in a pretty serious front end/pass side collision and someone did a piss poor job of painting and repairing the car. FWIW I was an autobody expert for several years, so this stands out to me as a big caution.

This of course could be the lighting of the photos, but the missing bumper grills, misaligned fender/hood, and black headlight squirters tells me, its def not just the lighting.

Has anyone seen this car in person? Would be curious what the VIN report shows.

http://kpr.craigslist.org/cto/4378167244.html

I just texted the guy an asked about the paint and how bad of a wreck it was in lol an if it had a clean title?


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[justinholly]

I have not yet seen this car in person, but I wanted to at least bring attention to this ad. Seller states "slammed" S4 has never been "raped"..most stockly...super clean..etc. First off, someone who uses the word slammed and raped, has probably treated that car like a dodge neon.

Most importantly, the car appears to have been in a pretty considerate accident. Look at photo 1,4, and 5. Photo 1 clearly shows the total mismatch of silver from the passenger side door to the rear pass door. Photo 4 shows the same thing. Photo 5 shows some misalignment of the hood to pass side fender.
This tells me this car was in a pretty serious front end/pass side collision and someone did a piss poor job of painting and repairing the car. FWIW I was an autobody expert for several years, so this stands out to me as a big caution.

This of course could be the lighting of the photos, but the missing bumper grills, misaligned fender/hood, and black headlight squirters tells me, its def not just the lighting.

Has anyone seen this car in person? Would be curious what the VIN report shows.

http://kpr.craigslist.org/cto/4378167244.html

This is the photo he sent me an said yes it's a salvage title.


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[S4gasm aka LOTR]

LOL oh sweet jesus...about what i expected. $6k for a salvage title...oh boy.

[karrann]

This is the photo he sent me an said yes it's a salvage title.


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Wonder what his definition of 'rape' is. That looks pretty 'raped' to me.

[Dr.d]

My guess if he's going by the standard English definition:

rape[ reyp ]
noun
1. the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
2. any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person.

If so then the car has probably never been "raped" lol

[S4gasm aka LOTR]

My guess if he's going by the standard English definition:

rape[ reyp ]
noun
1. the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
2. any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person.

If so then the car has probably never been "raped" lol

LOL...or perhaps, we misunderstood him. The term "SLAMMED" refers to the act of slamming your car into a tree.

[B5DriverUSA]

I've seen this add alot when I say it's a bad title I stopped reading


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