Hhheeeeelllllppppp!!!!!!

**sinistervii** · 03-13-2014 02:55 PM

Hey guys, I've got a 02 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.

haha just joking

**Myst420** · 03-13-2014 02:59 PM

Please, don't EVER touch anything under the hood of a car again....You most likely destroyed your engine.

When a machine shop ports and polishes pieces, they do it with them DETACHED from the motor.

**Rocs** · 03-13-2014 03:01 PM

"I was here"

**HalfCat** · 03-13-2014 03:02 PM

I'm here for the gangbang.

**texasboy21** · 03-13-2014 03:02 PM

Is this real life?

Has to be a troll..

**ponchiz** · 03-13-2014 03:02 PM

Tis a troll.
Exact same wording used back in 2007. That thread blew the phuck up and was known across all automotive communities.

http://m.audiforums.com/forum/showth...0267&styleid=4

We're on to you op....

**demonmk2** · 03-13-2014 03:03 PM

this has got to be a joke right??

either your "friend" intentionally fucked you over..or you're both dumbasses.

**Myst420** · 03-13-2014 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by ponchiz

Tis a troll.
Exact same wording used back in 2007. That thread blew the phuck up and was known across all automotive communities.

http://m.audiforums.com/forum/showth...0267&styleid=4

We're on to you op....

Thank god...now can we get this bitch banned?

**demonmk2** · 03-13-2014 03:04 PM

that was a good one.. lol

**PDX04a4** · 03-13-2014 03:04 PM

Lol, nice try wanna-be troll. You fail at trying to fail.

**demonmk2** · 03-13-2014 03:05 PM

I wonder if he's a Honda guy

**sinistervii** · 03-13-2014 03:08 PM

LOL. I was trying to make some people smile and laugh. Saw this on audizine and just had to post.

**ponchiz** · 03-13-2014 03:08 PM

Ah the good ole days. Found out about that thread through bimmerforums back then. Other renown threads to remember were the guy with the b5 that sprayed bed liner over his paint to avoid dents, the guy working on his motorcycle and accidentally put his hand on the chain, the mustang guy that filled his engine with water in order to clean it out completely, the*guy*that literally welded the gears in a differential, one guy that used jb weld in order to seal the crack on his engine block and had a catastrophic failure.

**Jake@JHM** · 03-13-2014 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by ponchiz

Tis a troll.
Exact same wording used back in 2007. That thread blew the phuck up and was known across all automotive communities.

http://m.audiforums.com/forum/showth...0267&styleid=4

We're on to you op....

Yeah I was going to mention this, but looks like you got it first

This exact post gets popped up with people trying to be funny.

**Charles.waite** · 03-13-2014 03:10 PM

Trolololooo. At least use something that everyone doesn't know about.

**rich045** · 03-13-2014 03:11 PM

i think the one about the cheating girl friend and the coolant leak is more epic, lol

**ponchiz** · 03-13-2014 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by rich045

i think the one about the cheating girl friend and the coolant leak is more epic, lol

You mean the one about the bmw motorcycle? Yeah that was awesome.

**A4Dit** · 03-13-2014 07:36 PM

I remember that thread back in 07 on Audiforums. I even responded I believe. Within seconds of reading the OP I realized what this was.

**Spike00513** · 03-13-2014 11:29 PM

**coowhip** · 03-14-2014 04:56 AM

I think there was another one less than a year ago or something with the same context.

**WTFISAKSERIES** · 03-14-2014 02:28 PM

TROL MAYBE?!?! IF NOT Lmao i thought this was a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You need to go to Kmart an get a huffy and never i repeat never look or work on a car again!! Fool!

**Jake@JHM** · 03-14-2014 02:32 PM

Just pick a random section of words from that post and google it. Look at all the different forums it has been posted on.

I used:

"in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on"