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    Veteran Member Four Rings ataylor's Avatar
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    Caption Contest - 3/9/2010 [BABIES/BREASTFEEDING]

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    i'm working on a breastfeeding title, and along comes this image.. i thought you all may have some creative things to say

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    "ataylor, you have mushey bicepts!"

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    Veteran Member Four Rings ataylor's Avatar
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    haha ;D

    Tu baby:

    <psst> dude, he doesn't even have a wallet yet.. WHAT are you reaching for back there?
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    Look at the meets on that Tu-baby.. jeeze (that wasnt for the game, just a observation)
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    "maybe if i hide behind the white kid i will have a shot at some perky titties!"
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    Veteran Member Four Rings ataylor's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrtchRktRcr View Post
    "maybe if i hide behind the white kid i will have a shot at some perky titties!"
    lol.. running with this one

    ok stewie so here's the plan.. when she whips one of em out, we switch at the LAST second
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    Quote Originally Posted by ataylor View Post
    [*]Do not quote the picture until page 2
    what does this mean? what if I copied the pic and added words...don't post it til page 2 opens?
    Poodles > Dogs > Dog people > People > Cats > Cat people > bossy women > Obamacare > Domestic violence

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    Quote Originally Posted by ataylor View Post
    i'm working on a breastfeeding title, and along comes this image.. i thought you all may have some creative things to say

    Rules (reminder):
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    3. Do not quote the picture until page 2
    4. take your time, make 'em good :)
    5. have fun!


    I like turtles

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    Ok I got to go work in the sun.


    I'm so NOT having fun.

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    wanna play?

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    Poodles > Dogs > Dog people > People > Cats > Cat people > bossy women > Obamacare > Domestic violence

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    LOL why is he a Tu Baby?

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    Veteran Member Four Rings
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    Quote Originally Posted by mister_tu View Post
    LOL why is he a Tu Baby?
    that's evident in the part of the pic we can't see.
    (that's what the black kid is laughing at!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by mister_tu View Post
    LOL why is he a Tu Baby?
    He looks a-shun IMO... I mean look at that wispy ashun hair!

    OOH good one Sug^^
    Cheap and fast wont be reliable.
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    Reliable and fast wont be cheap.

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    Sug never ceases to amaze me.

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    "if 3 babies where in a prison shower this is what it would look like"

    spanish baby=latin King
    Black baby=well is a black baby
    white baby=scared white guy in prison shower
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    Gotta love em, gotta hate em.

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    Ok, who put the mdma in my formula again?
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    Minced prunes have never tasted so good!!!!
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    *Baby on the left:* Why the violence? There are plenty of titties to go around!
    *Black Baby:* Alright, whitey, just get yo mama to pull out them titties and no one gets hurt.
    *White Baby:* There's no crack in my mom's sweatermilk, so you wont get your fix. Damn crack babies. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!"
    is it weird that when i put a black anything saying titties, i hear dave chappelle's voice?
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    hahahhahahahahha!!!! @djwimbo

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    Quote Originally Posted by rcfitz86 View Post
    hahahhahahahahha!!!! @djwimbo
    I knew somebody would like that.

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    You're moms white nipples arent nearly as big as my mom black nipples.....
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    Edit: Marty ,the baby on the right looks like you, especially the facial expression he is making lol
    Last edited by SexyVicky; 03-09-2010 at 03:41 PM.

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    That was awesome !!1

    So much win !!!

    Epic Thread !!

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    which one is not like the other 2?

    or

    I have heard of fraternal triplets but this takes the cake!
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    The FUCK you lookin' at, bitch? That's right, you wish you were 1 again, DON'T YOU. DON'T YOU BITCH? That's right. I swear if I have to take my mouth of this nipple there will be hell to pay.
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    ^ Was actually waiting for Tu/Schmally to get on their Pedo steez with these
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    Quote Originally Posted by ataylor View Post
    OP updated with 2 more picture choices

    mommy likes it when i nibble a little bit
    Gotta love em, gotta hate em.

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    ^ I love how schmally is the black baby since he lives in monkey town
    Gotta love em, gotta hate em.

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    hahahahaha niiiiiiice Vicky..
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