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  1. 03-06-2010 09:35 AM #1
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    A great example of "perception" vs. "reality"

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    My Kids Homework!


    Dear Ms Michel-Baird,
    I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
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  2. 03-06-2010 10:34 AM #2
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    Nice find. Now we need a pic of said homework. Win!
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  6. 03-06-2010 11:51 AM #6
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    We have a black president... Racism is dead.
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    Hey, I just read this (and this is crazy), but take your two cents, and fuck off maybe?.
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  7. 03-06-2010 12:02 PM #7
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    Dammit!

    Sorry for the repost. I'm usually better about these things. I'm here everyday and never seen this posted before. My bad.
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