Simple Poll... Cougar or Jailbait?

[schmally]

Tell me why!

[Dylan]

jb.

can't teach an old pussy new tricks.

[ataylor]

cougar > jailbait

reasons:
cougars know what the fuck they're doing with you cock
cougars don't have time to play games.. if you're both DTF it's time to go
cougars are up and gone for work in the morning, and so should you
cougars have more money, and most importantly
cougars don't get attached

[davis449]

Fuck! Of all the tough decisions in life, you had to post this one!? Dammit! I'm gonna have to think hard about this one and vote later...

[schmally]

Shit I should have added a "Its to hard to chose" vote.

[ataylor]

Shit I should have added a "Its to hard to chose" vote.

no way! you did it right. people must decide. you would have made it too easy by adding that option

[ProOnThaSnow]

Cougars

Free Breakfast in the morning
The possibility of becoming a "Sugar Momma"
Probably have a nice Ride

Jailbait has the word "JAIL" in the name. I dunno bout you guys, but I don't wanna go to prison, or risk it. Now, if I wasn't dating my girlfriend I'd probably be pulling 18 yr old ass all day long, or at least attempting to.

[schmally]

good point!

[CrtchRktRcr]

Jb. I don't like dirty beat up hatchet wounds.

[schmally]

Im saying cougar. I want that possibility of a sugar momma, and the no talk policy is better with age!

[Slow4]

cougar.

less clingy, more fun in bed and they have money to dish.....that and they're sexier than the average lady

[Shnab]

cougar > jailbait

reasons:
cougars know what the fuck they're doing with you cock
cougars don't have time to play games.. if you're both DTF it's time to go
cougars are up and gone for work in the morning, and so should you
cougars have more money, and most importantly
cougars don't get attached

this. I love older pussy. they can even teach you new things

[schmally]

Its hard to stay in on direction though. I mean when you see a young hardbody at the beach or lake, you are like OMFG I wanna kill that.

[CrtchRktRcr]

But everyone is under the assumption that the cougar isn't desperate and doesn't want to die alone and will also cling to you.

[Slow4]

But everyone is under the assumption that the cougar isn't desperate and doesn't want to die alone and will also cling to you.

i think it depends on the cougar itself...but i see your point. ive only experienced one cougar in my lifetime....

[ataylor]

Cougars also pose a lesser chance of being caught fucking around

Women in general are better than men at keeping their sleeping around a secret. Women don't want to be labeled a whore, but men have to share everything they do with their buddies even if it poses a risk of getting them busted. Not as many women have that same desire to show off.

but even when it comes to women.. the younger ones you have to worry about more .. getting chatty and getting you in trouble

[schmally]

Cougars also pose a lesser chance of being caught fucking around

Women in general are better than men at keeping their sleeping around a secret. Women don't want to be labeled a whore, but men have to share everything they do with their buddies even if it poses a risk of getting them busted. Not as many women have that same desire to show off.

but even when it comes to women.. the younger ones you have to worry about more .. getting chatty and getting you in trouble

Thats why I said. No bedroom talk with the older ladies. Young girls like to chat.

[Dylan]

just for clarification here - the poll doesn't specify the context for your decision. are you taking this person out on a date? discussing politics? i think we're all assuming NO on this one.
sorry guys, but you can't deny that there is nothing in this world that can compare to banging some freshly-legal meat (so soft and yet, so firm), and it's well worth the emo bullshit you have to deal with along the way.

don't get me wrong, i love me some older women (my wife is 5 years older than me), but if i had to choose, hands down young > old.

[SugarTTRS]

a cougar is more likely to require equal action on your part as on hers, while JB will probably just do as she's told with minimal effort on your part.
so i guess it just depends on if you like pleasing as well as being pleased, or if you would just rather be "done" by the JB.

[ataylor]

a cougar is more likely to require equal action on your part as on hers, while JB will probably just do as she's told with minimal effort on your part.
so i guess it just depends on if you like pleasing as well as being pleased, or if you would just rather be "done" by her.

this is a tricky one

i absolutely love 'going underwater'

but with a cougar, you have to think about what else has been there over the years

[Shnab]

Dylan you want younger pussy because you already have older pussy. its the theory of the forbidden fruit you want what you cant have.

[SugarTTRS]

this is a tricky one

i absolutely love 'going underwater'

but with a cougar, you have to think about what else has been there over the years

that's why you fail at sex.

[jason1st]

I like'em young.

Anything over 25 is a Cougar. Sorry but it's true. Not into Cougars.

[ataylor]

that's why you fail at sex.

oh stop it, you still know if i had the opportunity to put some sugar in my morning coffee neither of us would be going to work

[schmally]

that's why you fail at sex.

Sug I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[Slow4]

that's why you fail at sex.

LoL! HAHAahHH

[Dylan]

Dylan you want younger pussy because you already have older pussy. its the theory of the forbidden fruit you want what you cant have.

not so much the forbidden fruit situation - i don't actively want to go out and bang 18 year olds, i just happen to remember what it was like.

and if i was banging 18 year olds, i wouldn't be wanting to bang 40 year olds, i'd be pretty damn happy with fresh box.

[davis449]

But everyone is under the assumption that the cougar isn't desperate and doesn't want to die alone and will also cling to you.

See, this is what makes the decision harder. I see WAY too many assumptions in here and everyone seems to have this ideal definition of a Cougar. The parameters of "cougar" need to be set in order to make an educated decision.

[Slow4]

See, this is what makes the decision harder. I see WAY too many assumptions in here and everyone seems to have this ideal definition of a Cougar. The parameters of "cougar" need to be set in order to make an educated decision.

I think its a generalized idea of a cougar, thats what the poll is based on.

[schmally]

A cougar is pretty well defined term.

[Dylan]

oh stop it, you still know if i had the opportunity to put some sugar in my morning coffee neither of us would be going to work

possibly your greatest GCC quote to date.

[Kevin2772]

A cougar all the way. Usually they are FAR more comfortable with their body and self image, which i think has a direct coorelation to how good they are in bed. Not to mention they are usually a bit more experienced in the arts of pleasure then the jailbait which is also a plus depending on just how experienced. But id take a cougar any day of the week.

[ataylor]

^ exactly, I don't have time for some 17 year old's insecurities, or their whining!

in a perfect world your JB would be confident, DTF, and good at it.. yet somehow not a major whore that started sucking dick at age 14

but we don't live in that world.

[Dylan]

^ exactly, I don't have time for some 17 year old's insecurities, or their whining!

in a perfect world your JB would be confident, DTF, and good at it.. yet somehow not a major whore that started sucking dick at age 14

but we don't live in that world.

in a perfect world, people wouldn't physically age beyond 20.

[ataylor]

this is true.

downfall of cougars: gravity

saving grace: hopefully their career, which has provided them money, for use in reversing the effects of said gravity.

[ProOnThaSnow]

Basically what Sugar just said all you "jailbait voters" is that she'd rock your fucking world if you ever had a chance with her.

[red_nose]

possibly your greatest GCC quote to date.

no possibly to it Dylan! That was his best

[CrtchRktRcr]

Some people are talking about just banging one out, others are talking about dating and making it a regular thing.. Also, people are assuming cougars are wealthy.. I.e. Sugar momma. This is not a controlled survery.

[Kevin2772]

I was speaking strictly on banging one and done. I dont know if I could date someone that much older. What happens when I turn 40 and she is 60,70? Not so much! But in my honest opinion and little life experience, confidence is everything in the sack, and the cougars have a TON more!

[ProOnThaSnow]

My view of a cougar is a woman 35+ years in age, doesn't have to be rich, but has some money. She's also confident, and looks good and knows it without being over confident. And probably drives a luxury-esque "mid-life" crisis style car.

edit: and a Cougar is not a woman you "date", but provide each other with services