Weird Braking in snow?

[Rockclimbersh]

Hay guyz,

Itz snowd hear recently and every time I slam on the breaks like uzual my car doesn't stop rite. It keeps going for awhile and the break petal vibrates and shimmyz?!?! Somtimes when I tern the wheel it doesnt moov as fast as it normaly does frum side to side.... whats wit dat, yo? Any ideaz?

Pease

[onceover]

Wow. learn to spell.

It's the ABS kicking in

[Stone825]

I hope this was a joke...

[agart]

Had me going for a second, then I was like wait no one could honestly be THAT stupid.

[mxrz]

whats wit dat, yo?

Talking like that is so 2008. Give proper English a try. Thanks.

[Charlescrs6]

We're gonna get a lot of these soon... with all of the snow going through the south, where it doesn't usually snow.

[Stone825]

the break petal vibrates and shimmyz?!?!

I've never thought about it as shimmying... lol

[ryannorthcott]

LOL

[Rockclimbersh]

I drank a few too many Sierra Nevadas last night and stumbled onto the Zine. Saw about 5 different threads of people not knowing how to drive in snow, running around in summer tires, removing front bumpers the hard way. Thanks for Engrish Resson, though : )

[Boston_USP_327]

hahahahaha is it just me or is ABS a not so recent advancement?? wow, i hope this is some kind of school psychology experiment to see how people react to stupidity... good luck the rest of this winter, YO

[Boston_USP_327]

I drank a few too many Sierra Nevadas last night and stumbled onto the Zine. Saw about 5 different threads of people not knowing how to drive in snow, running around in summer tires, removing front bumpers the hard way. Thanks for Engrish Resson, though : )

haha nice... phew glad that was a joke

[T0M3K]

Well accidents just happen, most of the time is not our fault. But damn, OPs spelling was so bad like some kids from the project that all he did in school was selling crack.
Either way, that's how ABS works, it simulates "pumping" so it doesn't lock the wheels and allows you some kind of control.

[SleeperAvant]

LOL Rockclimbersh and EUROaleksey should get together.

[Rockclimbersh]

My post/spoof may have very well been inspired by our multi-fog-lighted friend. And don't make fun of my spelling, it took me a long time to intentionally spell everything that way. And to those guys who just explained ABS to me after I admitted the OP was a joke.... thanks!

[B6JoeS4]

Snow driving noobs!

[{PMS}fishy]

Snow driving noobs!

OMG, I can't slow down. What do I do....?

[B6JoeS4]

^ ha ha. Close your eyes and hope for the best!!

[mlchael4]

^ ha ha. Close your eyes and hope for the best!!

I just tried this and it worked great!

Outta sight..outta mind right...?

[doublezero30]

oh jesus i really wanted to come through my computer screen and punch you until i read it was a joke.