Kill Story

[46zulu]

Yo, check it. I race a porsh GT 6 las nite an he tought hes gon wup me but he dint no that my v8 is twin turbos an supercharge. i let his azz get a head an than i smoke him. Plus I doont even use my NOS!

Gotcha!!! I could already see the smoke coming out of all the regulars' ears and half of you were probably already posting your flame responses. Seriously, yes I'm a one ringer but I've been lurking on here forever. I've had my car since '06 and this forum was what made me choose it over the M3. Couldn't be happier with my decision. Just like to thank everyone on here for providiing entertaining and informative reading, especially the regulars. You guys rock! Your posts taught me so much and helped me plan my mods. OK, enough ass kissing. To prove I'm not a total noob I will post pics of my black B7 S4 in my first post as etiquette dictates (if I can avoid the other common mistake of screwing that process all to hell). B/O grill, H&R C/Os, AWE CB. Pic quality is bad, I know. Peace.

Updated pics

[Stone825]

Haha I seriously was about to flame you for that post. I was like... Supercharged twin turbo V8...

Anyways nice car. I'm just glad that you weren't being serious.

[fitzS4]

well congrats on the car....

[Cargo8]

Nice car! hope you become active in the forum more.
are those 19" CHs or stockers?

Also, Twin Supercharged + Twin turbo isn't unheard of ;)

[bsrpilot44]

HAHA that's the best introduction post I've seen yet

Welcome to AZ, and that's a great looking S4 you have there.

-B

P.S. Black is the fastest color.

[J.the W.]

Nice. I like the rimz.

[46zulu]

Nice car! hope you become active in the forum more.
are those 19" CHs or stockers?

Also, Twin Supercharged + Twin turbo isn't unheard of ;)

They're the stock CH's. 19" wheels are probably next but I just can't pull the trigger until I find out about a deployment. I like the stock look for now. Peace.

[JOS4AUDI]

hahahhahah that was hilarious i was like oh no not another stupid kid on this forum. Nice car looks great.

[joeycuccaro]

I was reading through and saying "wow" until i got to the second paragraph.

Nice car and welcome!

[FastB7S4]

They're the stock CH's. 19" wheels are probably next but I just can't pull the trigger until I find out about a deployment. I like the stock look for now. Peace.

Those are the stock BBS CO's? From those pics, they kind of look like CH's. Anyway, great looking car. Glad to see you finally posting.

[46zulu]

Those are the stock BBS CO's? From those pics, they kind of look like CH's. Anyway, great looking car. Glad to see you finally posting.

As far as I know they are CH's not CO's. I belive they have a CH part # but differ from actual CH's in width (8-8.5) and offset (+43-+35). I could be wrong. On Tire Rack, it doesn't even have the CO as an option for my car, only CH. Although you can find the COs just doing a wheel search.

[FastB7S4]

hmmm...i thought the stockers are CO's (look like CH's but with smaller cutouts). that's what's stamped on the inside of the wheel. i think CH's are only aftermarket with the "motorsports" etched on the face.

[tatarin]

haha i was about to explode after i read the first few words. Welcome, beautiful S!

[46zulu]

hmmm...i thought the stockers are CO's (look like CH's but with smaller cutouts). that's what's stamped on the inside of the wheel. i think CH's are only aftermarket with the "motorsports" etched on the face.

You could be right. I've always heard of them referred to as CH's. Just thought BBS made them for Audi for the 06 S4. To tell you the truth I hadn't heard of CO's until your post. But looking at them online they look similar. BBS website has CO's available only in 16 and 17, Tire Rack says also 18. Curiouser and curiouser.

[littleredwagen]

great intro I was preparing so witty remark, until I reached the second paragraph

[RAudi Driver]

I caught on early but it was still funny.

Welcome to the Zine!

[sakimano]

try the search function, asshole




oh, sorry...reflex. welcome?

p.s. nice car. Love it in black. Nominated for worst pics though. Camera phone...quarter megapixel cameraphone?

Yo, check it. I race a porsh GT 6 las nite an he tought hes gon wup me but he dint no that my v8 is twin turbos an supercharge. i let his azz get a head an than i smoke him. Plus I doont even use my NOS!

Gotcha!!! I could already see the smoke coming out of all the regulars' ears and half of you were probably already posting your flame responses. Seriously, yes I'm a one ringer but I've been lurking on here forever. I've had my car since '06 and this forum was what made me choose it over the M3. Couldn't be happier with my decision. Just like to thank everyone on here for providiing entertaining and informative reading, especially the regulars. You guys rock! Your posts taught me so much and helped me plan my mods. OK, enough ass kissing. To prove I'm not a total noob I will post pics of my black B7 S4 in my first post as etiquette dictates (if I can avoid the other common mistake of screwing that process all to hell). B/O grill, H&R C/Os, AWE CB. Pic quality is bad, I know. Peace.

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[sakimano]

They're the stock CH's. 19" wheels are probably next but I just can't pull the trigger until I find out about a deployment. I like the stock look for now. Peace.

hopefully the latter, not the former.

[46zulu]

try the search function, asshole




oh, sorry...reflex. welcome?

Well played, sir! I was actually offended for a sec. Then I remebered where I was. The pic...when you're right,you're right.

[sakimano]

Well played, sir! I was actually offended for a sec. Then I remebered where I was. The pic...when you're right,you're right.

had to get you back...you have no idea how infuriating your first paragraph was!

I was thinking..."How can I shred this guy...I think I'm just gonna focus on his spelling and grammar....let the gearheads attack him for the technical stuff."

[mbgt72]

HAHA that's the best introduction post I've seen yet

Welcome to AZ, and that's a great looking S4 you have there.

-B

P.S. Black is the fastest color.

2nd that! I actually started reading, got about halfway through the first line, and then just skipped down to see how bad you were going to get torn up by all the regulars (I didn't bother to look at the second until I realized what others were talking about). Congrats on the car, even though you've had it for a while, and welcome!

[40valve]

Seriously guys, if you didn't immediately think this is a joke you need to get a life.
I had a twin turbo supercharged V8 too
Welcome BTW.