I swear my car is female

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I dyno the car yesterday, all happy about the gains, get a call from a girl I know so I chat her up and go have dinner with her.

Start the car today and it stutters then the coolant light comes on. WTF?

Pop the hood and all my coolant is missing. I fill it back up, start the car and as I'm waiting for the engine to warm up the coolant light comes on again. Pop the hood and all the coolant is gone and I see coolant flowing down the driveway.

I carefully limp the car to the shop, stopping and filling the reservoir with water along the way, and after inspection it turns out this plug on the block is now missing.

The craziest things happen if I talk to a girl on the phone in front of the car.

Last time I lost a coilpack, time before that the hose to the wastegate all of a sudden popped off and are you ready for the craziest one of them all??

I make a date on the phone in front of the car when it just got an oil change done. As I'm pulling the car out to go pick the girl up the boys see oil dripping on the ground... guess where is it from?

The stainless steel braided line to the turbo all of a sudden got a hole in it. The rubber hose INSIDE OF THE STAINLESS JACKET got a hole in it.

UNREAL!! I swear the damn car is jealous!

[martini]

haha... better to have your car jealous of your girl than your girl jealous of your car... i know that story

[AudiA4Turbo22]

haha by ur car a rose

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haha... better to have your car jealous of your girl than your girl jealous of your car... i know that story

Actually I am very familiar of that situation too.

I can't win.

[Undisputed]

That's what you get for cheating on your car.
lol

[Siggiepop]

lol!

[downhillracer]

haha... better to have your car jealous of your girl than your girl jealous of your car... i know that story

all to familiar with that! hahaha!

[A4OrlandoB6]

x2

[03 silverbullet]

good lord you better learn to talk in code in front of the car like it is a real woman.

[geoshu]

Have you tried talking your car into a threesome?

[03 silverbullet]

Have you tried talking your car into a threesome?

Nice lol , if the car is like most chicks the answer is no

[Capt. Obvious]

Whatever you do Winston: NEVER, EVER have sex in your car!

[BNZ TOY]

Whatever you do Winston: NEVER, EVER have sex in your car!

haha, nice.

[mattman]

Hey Winston, does your car happen to do this to you every 28 days by any chance?

[vinny.dtw]

I convinced my car and my gf to have a threesome. I never realized how much your skin sticks to leather when its wet...

Contrary, Winston, just don't drive the avant to a date. ;) Cheat on your car even more.

[Siggiepop]

^LOL. brings back memories.

[biketsai]

Guess its just that time to win her back!

[Siggiepop]

^ no its not happening.....

[Pete@IE]

FWIW- hole in stainless braid to turbo = rubber hose inside dried up and cracked from the heat. Use either the reinforced silicone hose or the teflon lined stainless braid hose they build at the hydraulic shop.

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Hey Winston, does your car happen to do this to you every 28 days by any chance?

LOL! No. Just coincidentally after every phone call I happen to have with a female in front of the car.

I convinced my car and my gf to have a threesome. I never realized how much your skin sticks to leather when its wet...

Contrary, Winston, just don't drive the avant to a date. ;) Cheat on your car even more.

I wounder how much bounce 1000lb rear springs would have with the seats folded down?

FWIW- hole in stainless braid to turbo = rubber hose inside dried up and cracked from the heat. Use either the reinforced silicone hose or the teflon lined stainless braid hose they build at the hydraulic shop.

Considering it was Aeroquip lines I used I have a hard time believing it was a heat related failure. My guys told me they never saw a line fail like that before.

[AudiA4Turbo22]

ALIENS

[FireWire]

conspiracy!

[A4 Moda]

I hear the bunny ears works wonders.

[sambrody44]

Did you name your car Winston? Some people believe, well with boats anyway, you'll get bad luck if you don't name your vehicle and random shit like this will happen to you.

Your car is definitely a chick though, you even described her menstruating, when she started dumping coolant.

[vinny.dtw]

^ thats funny.

And the car still bounces a little. WIth h&r sports with bilsteins. I'll let you know when stasis street or track sports go in. ;) Then again Winston, you do have alot more room then my car.

Vince.

[sambrody44]

Vinny did you put your back seats down and use the trunk as a mini bed?

[VAG_4ever]

vince it would be nice if you didnt talk about our sex life on the forum...
kthx

[sambrody44]

Ooo la la. Pics or it didn't happen!

[VAG_4ever]

LOL! don't ask that question.. im scared of what will show up...

[vinny.dtw]

vince it would be nice if you didnt talk about our sex life on the forum...
kthx

Woah there smarty pants, I'm not talking about OUR sex life...you do realize you aren't the only one im tapping in my car right?

[VAG_4ever]

ohhhhhh damnnn!!!!

i just got pwnd

[akaEsCo01]

lmao, Vince may be the funniest guy on AZ

[NyteEscape]

Vinny did you put your back seats down and use the trunk as a mini bed?

yes...

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^ thats funny.

And the car still bounces a little. WIth h&r sports with bilsteins. I'll let you know when stasis street or track sports go in. ;) Then again Winston, you do have alot more room then my car.

Vince.

I know.

With the rear seats folded down I can lay down and stretch right out.

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ohhhhhh damnnn!!!!

i just got pwnd

So if he is Tarzan then you gotta be Jane.

[vinny.dtw]

LOL! don't ask that question.. im scared of what will show up...

You should be.

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Picked up the car today with the new plug in place and then proceed to pick up a girl I know to have lunch.

Get back to the car, start her up and I hear this popping/clacking noise under the hood and my friend says "Is your car making popcorn or something?"

I wasn't too amused, head back to the shop and it turns out my A/C pump just decided to seize up solid.

Maybe I should name my Christine now.

[ThatGuyAlex]

haha... better to have your car jealous of your girl than your girl jealous of your car... i know that story

hahaha I used to have that problem, but my new girlfreind is just as much into working on cars and going for drives as I am. Thank god!

[Turbo1A4]

winston that is too funny you might have to get a back up car just for dates

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I'm driving the e30 this weekend