Taco Bell

[Awwwjeez]

I decided to go to a movie tonight in Mililani since it has been raining the past 3 days. I parked halfway across the parking lot so no one else would be parked near me and my car would hopefully be all by her lonesome waiting for me when I returned. I came out of the theatre around 930 to find someone had smashed what looked like a beef and bean burrito all over the top of my car.

I figure one of two things happened:

1. A BMW owner saw my license plate and didn't approve

or

2. I didn't call back / pissed off a Mexican girl and she recognized my car

Either choice is highly possible. I don't even like Taco Bell. But I love Mexican girls

[rusky]

Haha!!! LOL! Not about the burrito though, that is just a pisser. Hope you had some QD around for cleanup.

[BoostinonYOU]

Was it a burrito supreme ?

[Jesse S.]

Im thinking number 1. You should have snapped a pic and send it to your insurance. Try see if you have burrito coverage. Pay a deductible for it to get detailed.

[Jesse S.]

Speaking of detailing I took my car to your boys out at door to door detailing. They cleaned my car good. So good they stole all the change out of the change holder.

[kurupt_hawaiian]

You shouldve just ate the burrito!

[andyrew]

Ouch.. I had that happen to me, I was a manager at taco bell and drove a red 944 turbo Porsche (completely stock). Someone put a bean burrito and smashed it on my paint, Needless to say it messed up my paint and I spent forever wetsanding it and buffing it back to normal.

No reason for anyone to do it either.


Some people are just dicks.

[djwimbo]

You should have snapped a pic and send it to your insurance. Try see if you have burrito coverage. Pay a deductible for it to get detailed.

LMFAO.
Dude if I needed a new sig line that would be it.

I'm sorry a burrito was wasted on such an act this weekend, and that you had to clean it up.

[Boris]

well, at least it was raining yeah? so it probably didn't get all into the paint?

now, was it like a full burrito or was it half eaten? Also was the paper wrapper on the car too? I am just curious.

You know this is a topic I have gotten into a big argument with my friend before. My friend was about to throw his cup at this guys parked car he had a problem with..

And I didn't like him either, but, I have a principle, and that is, you don't fuck with a man's car! You just don't.. and if you have a problem just go up to his face and say something, but don't fuck with his car!

I wish more people abided by this. But I did key the shit out of a car the other day for no reason at all. haha, i kid i kid. It was just a little. Stupid bitch parked too close to me. oh I kid I kid, I need to entertain myself lately, locked in this damn room I can't get out of.

[Awwwjeez]

I have no idea what kind of burrito it was I don't eat Taco Bell I just know it was a ground beef and bean burrito because thats what was all over the top of the car.

LoL f*ckin' Jesse man, the funny thing is that was the only night I didn't bring my cell phone otherwise I would have posted some pictures. I don't know about the change thievery. That sucks but atleast they didn't mess your hood up like Capone's did to mine.

I considered eating it but it was soaking wet cause it was pouring rain out and I was thinking to myself. If they are willing to waste food like this what else would they do to this burrito before depositing it on my roof.

I hope it didn't get into my paint. Most of it was still in the rapper it looked like they jsut smashed it and ran away. I threw most of it on the ground then went to a gas station and washed the rest off and used the rubber blade on the windshield wiper washer thing to get it out of the hard to get to areas.

Yes Boris the wrapper was on the car with most of the burrito inside. I should have thought to call you and ask if you wanted to either eat it or have sex with it since it was still warm and soft.

[silversleepa]

Dude, everytime I read this, I laugh at work -- sorry about your car, but I gotta tell you, some people get REALLY defensive about their cars (that is, the Beemer folk..us audi guys <and girls...> are laid back types)...if somebody told me that my "audisux" I'd say yes, that sucking sound you hear is the air being pulled under the hood while I put you in the rearview mirror... all kidding aside I agree with Boris -- you just don't fu*% with somebody's car...period. If it was a guy who was the perp, he must have been REAALLY REAAALLY pissed...1) he wasted Food -- a big no-no in the man bible, and 2) he probably got soaking wet during the rain, and dogs (aka Men) as you know, don't like to get wet....from rain, that is....

Now if it was a woman... 1) she probably WAS Mexican as the use of Taco Bell as ammunition is encouraged by people who have had real Mexican food before and 2) she remembered your plates from the last time you went to the theatre together -- when you drop them off on the curb, you might be able to drive away fast, but not that fast...then again, it was probably just some Mililani highschool brat that you squashed earlier in his daddy's beemer showing his vegetarian girlfriend how a real man uses his meat (and beans in this case)...poor taste...what a retard....I'm glad your car is OK!!

I love taco bell so it wasn't me...

[HIstateS8]

Nick, you're just lucky it wasn't egg.

[Chard]

Dang Nick, that sucks! How'd the paint turn out? OK I hope...