Pissed off beyond reason!

[ConroeS4]

Now I think is a time for me to use all caps but I will restrain myself. Some imature prick(s) scran rapped my car for the second night in a row, but this time they first covered the whole car with a petroleum jelly. I am seriously thinking about calling the cops. I just walked outside and it is covered! I am blowing steam out of my ears right now. My fist is bleeding because I punched the brick wall outside because I was so mad. What the fuck should I do? What can I do? How can I get this shit off my car? Is it going to damage it? I don't mind if it does because I can EASILY find out who did it and send the 5 0 to their house.

Im sorry but you just dont fuck with somebodys car
that is my pride and joy
you just dont do that.

[E Dub]

If it is Jelly, it should come right off with soap, water, and elbow grease. It also shouldnt hurt your car at all...

[Turb_Oh_A4]

99% sure its just a jealous little prick at your school. If you find out who it was don't do anything crazy of that sort. i'd get people involved right now because the next time it happens its probably going to be alot worse, with some lasting effects... i'd get all that crap cleaned off rather quickly because it is an oil product.

[dfwhockey17]

Saran Wrap? i am sorry to hear that. i have had previous vehicles fucked with and it is the most chicken shit thing someone can do!

[ConroeS4]

99% sure its just a jealous little prick at your school. If you find out who it was don't do anything crazy of that sort. i'd get people involved right now because the next time it happens its probably going to be alot worse, with some lasting effects... i'd get all that crap cleaned off rather quickly because it is an oil product.

I'll wait till the morning.
Just I could never fuck with someones car, no matter how much I hated them. Thats pretty damn low. Sorry If I'm over reacting, just people are stupid.

[jackyaudi]

oh man I hate this stuff.

Is not that stuff easily flammable? If so, put the car away till you figure out how to remove this shit. Water wont remove it, but I could be wrong.

I would call the cops if I were you. Making him walk with only one leg could make things just worse.

[Turb_Oh_A4]

lol, your not over reacting at all. i was sitting in my car two weeks ago when a fat old bitch slammed her door into mine... i rolled down my window and said " are you f**king serious?" she slammed the door shut and pretended to not hear, so i threw a few more angry words at her and she still wouldnt look at me. i already had it in reverse, but she just had to waddle between my car and hers to get in fast. That one even upset my gf, she was with me.

[JMRQuattro]

calling the cops does nothing. Trust me, in high school i had this bitch friend who fucking egged my car three times and then my house. And when i wasn't home she came and egged my parents mercedes and my bedroom window. I knew it was her so i called the cops on her. But the cops said that because i didn't have evidence of her or catch her in the act that they couldn't do anything about it, even though i had a neighbor who saw her car at the top of my driveway and described her and her friend getting out and walking down my driveway . The best idea is to find out who it is, but don't let them know that you know, and go to their house and throw a brick through their car window at 2 am in a couple months when all this dies down. They don't see you do it, you can't get caught

[FourRingsB6]

Sorry to hear about that. I have to agree with you, the car is the one thing that you don't mess with.

[ApexIt]

keep a video camera on your car during the night. When the person comes around again to mess with your car, you will be able to catch him on tape and thus have evidence. No matter what they do to the car, they will be responsible for he damages.

[trueno429]

real simple. find out who it is. and FUCK EM UP!

[BeatjunkieXL]

you live and texas.. right?
you can carry firearms in public.... right?
you have a good idea or better yet, proof of who it is... right?
texas is a pretty big phukn sand box to get rid of shit.... right?
texas aint part of the THIRD COAST for nothing.... right?
do i have to spell this shit out?

[Boosted3.0]

Callin the cops doesn't do shit. They have murderers and rapists to catch they could care less about your car. I wouldn't do anything to their property because they will most likely come back at you and do more damage. I'd find out who it was and beat the shit out of em.

[jackyaudi]

I'd find out who it was and beat the shit out of em.

Thats exactly when things can start to go really bad for the OP.

[vinny.dtw]

Just rub it off. The angrier you are, the better it makes them feel. Just brush it off like it never happened, and give yourself a day to redetail your car. Retaliation will only do you harm in the long run. Unless ofcourse you kill them.

[AudiA4Turbo22]

^^x2

find out who did it, and go loosen all the lug nuts on their car(s) jk.

Just find out who did it and don't confront them just throw an M80 down their chiminey lol.

[cjonesgo]

wash your car with liquid laundry detergent. very good for cutting grease. that and pressure washer if you've got one.

that or drive through the touchless car wash a few times.

I say wait up for them next time so you can find out for sure who they are. spy on them from across the street and bring a video camera. then get the cops involved or return the favor. sounds like this could escalate quickly if your not careful.

[JMRQuattro]

^^x2

find out who did it, and go loosen all the lug nuts on their car(s)

I like that idea I doubt it would actually hurt them, cause they would probably only make it down the street or into one turn before at least one wheel fell off. Can you imagine lol? That would be priceless.

[Frey7190]

lol you drive an Audi... ppl are jealous! 6th day I had mine, someone egged it! So I have two "spider webs" on my drivers side! That is something to get pissed about lol

[OneBadAudi]

man that sucks, the only thing im dealing with is those god damn seagulls sh**n on my car as soon as i wash it..Time to start rollin with a bb gun....Good luck man, i would ask around and be like "man i heard some kids audi got saran wraped, i wonder who did it"...

work all the angles before doing anything drastic...good luck

[ConroeS4]

well I found out who did it. I called this kid that I hate and he said he knows who did it but wasn't going to tell me. That's when my father got involved. He told this kid that if he didn't call my dad back by 9:00 tonight he would call the police, and prosecute for over 4K$ worth of damage. That scared the shit out of this kid. Well at 8:30 our doorbell rang and it was that kid and 3 of his friends. They cam in and we all talked. They are paying for my car to be professionally detailed. The kid looked as if he had been crying earlier. Guess his parents taught him not to fuck with other peoples cars. This kid definetally deserved it. But I am also suprised that he showed up at my house and. Admitted to everything in person and took full responsibility, it shows some maturity.
So that's the story!
If there is permanent damage to the paint for any reason they are paying for a new paintjob on all the bodypanls.

[BRSox307]

sorry to hear that I hate people like that. one of my "friends" got mad at me and put chocolate syrup, peanut butter, and fluff all over my car and then covered it in rice. It was the worst mess to clean up. I got him back by covering his truck in vaseline. His windows still smear. You just have to be persistent to get it cleaned up. Its good to hear those bastards are taking care of it.

[jackyaudi]

Nice outcome, glad his parents took responsibility.

[AudiA4Turbo22]

how old was this kid? do his parents know?

[BeatjunkieXL]

well friend you can take all of our advice and sum it into one big plot to catch them in the act. (but stop them if they are doing actual damage to your car, and not just wasting your phukn time by puttin petrol jelly on it) Then when you have positive id's on all perps involved systematically loosen all lug nuts off each wheel ( bonus points is you can the epic fail that would be there attempt to drive their phukn cars ). Proceed to beat the shit outta them as they try to put the wheels back on. then roll away and show'em how clean your car is. LOL

[BeatjunkieXL]

id still beat the shit out of all four. just on GP

[ConroeS4]

haha I'm still infuriated.
He's 16.
And he's a little bitch too. I can't stand him. He is about 4'10" and has the highest pitched voice ever. It's pretty sad when you are 16 and still haven't hit puberty. I could kick his ass in my knees with one arm behind my back. He is about 85 pounds. haha.
But it's taken care of and his parents know. a couple months ago he wrote on a girls moms Lexus and bmw and had to pay 260$ for them to be detailed. You would think he Wouldve learned his lesson. Guess not. The only reason I know him is because he Iis in the tennis team.

[AudiA4Turbo22]

how old are U?

[ConroeS4]

I'm almost 17 now, but act way older.
Oh for anyone that was wondering in this thread the Houston meet was a success! We were expecting 5 cars to show up, we had 8. Looks like I'll be setting the next one up too!

[nytildie914]

man, if that kid showed up at my house, i wouldnt care if he was paying for it, he'd get his ass kicked right there haha...

[4Rings3Liters]

I would definitely call the cops. If there was any damage before that you want fixed it is from the KY jelly.

[AudiA4Turbo22]

pretty good 17? i thought u were like 22 at least

well i'm 18 so what do i know

[Turb_Oh_A4]

Glad to hear bro, you're gonna have a really clean car also.

[Nor-Cal'N]

There was a thread over on Nasioc (WRX/STi Forum) where some guys car got keyed. They thought up some crazy stuff to do to his car but they were 1/2 joking. I will post just a couple haha.

-Jab flat head screw driver in every key hole so they cant unlock doors.
-Rub **** under door handles, all over mirrors, windows, etc...
-Pee on an old cookie sheet and freeze it. Then when he/she leaves put on some gloves and slide the pee sheet under their door so when they comes home they have a nice little puddle.
-use a can of insulation foam and spray it up his tailpipe.
-Pee in the vents of the car
-Find a dead skunk, put it under his car and then have it burned.

Some pretty messed up stuff but funny to think about haha.

[AudiA4Turbo22]

my uncle put a dead skunk under some guys RV lol and that thing smelled for blocks

[Nor-Cal'N]

Haha, one guy said to put stuff called "Air Craft Remover" all over the paint. It stripes it down to bare metal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_DE96qt5CI


If any of you are bored and want a good laugh you can browse through this haha.
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show....php?t=1651273

[AudiA4Turbo22]

^^HAHA the best one in that thread was:

put a magnum condom on his tail pipe full of lotion and watch him start the car in the morning. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

oh and page 4 had one hella nasty picture.

[JMRQuattro]

this kid i knew in high school was a total dick all the time so once we went on a field trip, went down the street from where we were cause my friend's dad just happened to work at the fish market in seattle.

We then proceeded to take a whole salmon, go back to school (it was a hot day during the spring), and we had one of his friends leave a door unlocked for us in the morning, great friend right? He thought it would be funny.

Then we put the fish under his driver's seat and let it sit all day long lol.

[eurogruppe]

idk which one i liek better, the aircraft remover or the foam insulation can shit in the exhaust

[bmags88]

Stakeout with a baseball bat!!!