Yeah so many compliments in fact, i get pulled over because Cops like to hate.
One time, i was talking to a few people who were asking me about my car, while I was filling up at a Gas station. Lexus driver and R32 driver.
The cop was in the donut shop across the way. He's just standing there staring - GLaring at us. A few minutes later, we break and hit the road. Cop rushes up behind, I mean BUMPER TO BUMPER, follows me for 2 stinkin miles. Mind you, this is local traffic, not motorway speeds.
I was like, WTH. I get on the phone, ask for the sergeant of that precinct, tell him the situation ("SOME PATROL Car is following me within smelling distance of my face" ) Is this Standard Operating Procedure?
Sergeant says "absolutely not".
me: Okay, he just punched the lights
Sarge; okay good, let me speak to him/her
Me: You got it sir.
Officer Dufus walks up to my window, sees me on the phone, gets ready to draw his weapon (excellent huh?).
Just before he does,
Me: Officer, your sergeant wants to speak with you.
Man, officer dufus had the biggest look of bewilderment on his face. He looked as if he didn't know what day of the week it was, which planet he was on, and what he smoked that very day.
Got off the phone with the sergeant (oh he had to go to the front of my car and cover the phone with the hand holding the phone btw). He came over handed me the phone, and left.
Anyway, needless to say, I got his name, patrol vehicle # and the lot.
Filed a civilian complaint, and requested Internal Affairs follow up on that police officer's Lack of Discretion while on duty.
Yeah, guess its a long way around in the other direction, for an extreme compliment huh?
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