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    Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

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    Driving downtown tonight, i'm on hornby st getting ready to turn into the right lane to turn right onto W Hastings street to head home and out of no where this fuckn cop comes flyin up on my ass so close that i couldn't see his lights. As i see him commin at me in the rear view mirror i'm thinking fuckin great gonna get pulled over.

    What do you know, a min later just before the turn BAM lights go on and over i go.
    Officer approaches my car like im a drug dealer with a gun. He comes and just slightly sticks his head just passed my shoulder.

    Cop:Is this your car?

    Me:Yes it is!

    Cop:Really? license and Registration Please

    Me: Here we go again...here

    Cop: State your full name and address please.

    Me: um.. ok Jamie Oswald.....bla bla bla bla

    Cop: Ok so this is your car?

    Me: Yes it is

    Cop: Can you roll down your back windows for me please, as he looks in and sees my camara and tripod.

    Me: Its a tripod...

    Cop: Do you know why i pulled you over?

    Me: Well i wasn't speeding or doing anything dumb so my guess is my License plate.

    Cop: Correct, why don't you have it displayed?

    Me: uh im still waiting for the plate holder from audi in burnaby. There seriously screwed in the head. I have ordered things from them and they dont call back for a longgggg time.

    Cop: Well i dont think there that bad.

    Me: Yeah they are, but i had a big audi meet yesterday and was told by a member to get stuff from richmond audi.

    Cop2: Yeah they are good i have an audi myself

    Cop: Well i see theres holes here for mounting the plate.

    me: Well not to be rude but im not mounting this metal thing on the front to wreck my paint. Its an audi!

    cop: Ok well i will let you off with a warning so make sure you have that on there next time.

    Me: Will do c ya.

    So dumb, i swear he thought i stole it or like delt drugs big time lol.
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    Re: Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

    ha ha that's good,
    only a warning!
    I bet you didn't step on the gas to show 'em your magna flow XD
    you got good luck man~and one of the cops being an audi owner might have helped out too haha! good stuff!
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    Re: Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

    Yup , Drug dealer in a stolen car Describes you perfectlly

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    Re: Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

    ah hahaha, thx Russ...thanks lol. funny thing is when i first got my audi ppl in my complex were stareing at me weird. one of the neighbours talked to my mom and said '' your son is dealing drugs look at the car he just got. who owns an audi at 20. so in the end my mom asked me if i was, i laughed my Ass off and told her yes... she was like really... im like obviously not. lol and laughed my Ass off. still till this day that neighbour thinks i deal. telling my mom look at his schedual. goes out late...you should watch out. so my mom just laughs now.

    ps hope this works im on my phone.
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    Re: Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

    well that sucks, but at least the cop was reasonable. I think you handled the situation well and its worth it to do so.

    better get that front plate tho, there is probably a note in the data base about your car now.
    the B5 S4 is like the mafia... there is only one way out!

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    Re: Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

    lol damn
    my neighbours must think I'm a gigolo/coke_her dealer/homocide/bank robber/serial killer then LOL

    your car do look like a badboy's car...
    mine's like a family guy's car = =;;;

    have you seen the guy's garage in the b7 section?
    http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=246962

    bodyshop manager~
    the best way to get those cars is when they were brought to the shop total lost, and they keep 'em and rebuilt to keep 'em for themselves.

    However, I donno how he exactly got those :)
    as he said, he's just lucky!
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    Re: Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

    Quote Originally Posted by MacDaddy View Post
    well that sucks, but at least the cop was reasonable. I think you handled the situation well and its worth it to do so.

    better get that front plate tho, there is probably a note in the data base about your car now.

    Yeah thats what i was thinkin, Damm audi's in the comp now.... Grrr i hope this isnt a start to another ticket run. With my old car id get pulled every other day...Stupid talon
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    Re: Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

    holy jeez, he pulled a GUN on you???

    crap maybe he thought you stole his dream car or something, lol

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    Re: Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

    I was pretty close to not putting on my front plate when going USP. In the end, it's not worth the trouble and I did pay for a personal plate, heh.

    I get about 2 to 3 tickets each year from window tint, it's sooooo lame.

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    Re: Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

    I was doing some 'test runs' a few weeks back and when I saw a unmark sitting on the side of the road where there used to be none I decided to roll back home.

    I pass by a cruiser sitting at a red light and he deicded to pull me over.

    Reason?

    'Sir I detected the smell of marijuana so I needed to check if it was coming from your car."

    Right.

    I'm South of you, at a 90 degree angle from you and you can smell weed from my car.

    Next time I'll just tell them if they ask nicely they can check out my ride without having to do the whole 'pull me over' act.

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    Re: Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

    LOL FUNNY!
    better yet,
    put a sweet big decor saying: DONUT PIGS, PULL ME OVER RIGHT NOW!

    XD and if they do... they've just admitted that they are donut pigs...


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    Quote Originally Posted by [email protected] View Post
    I was doing some 'test runs' a few weeks back and when I saw a unmark sitting on the side of the road where there used to be none I decided to roll back home.

    I pass by a cruiser sitting at a red light and he deicded to pull me over.

    Reason?

    'Sir I detected the smell of marijuana so I needed to check if it was coming from your car."

    Right.

    I'm South of you, at a 90 degree angle from you and you can smell weed from my car.

    Next time I'll just tell them if they ask nicely they can check out my ride without having to do the whole 'pull me over' act.
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    Re: Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

    Here is a tip... there is nothing better than a 1/2 finished, melted milkshake to have in your hand when some asshat decides to cut you off or flick you the finger.

    Why?

    You motion the guy to roll down the window... and when he cracks it open you fire the milkshake at the opening.

    This is one time where you don't have to hit the target dead on.

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    Re: Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

    ^^ thats great for the BT guys I figure...haha

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    Re: Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

    I was driving my Ford Explorer when I did that the first time.

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    Re: Another Audi gets pulled over in vancouver... Oh wait that was me

    haha, classic.

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    Go/Stop: K04-015 ~ Intake/TIP ~ Forge Splitter ~ Neuspeed turboback ~ B&M SS ~ H&R Sport w Bilsteins ~ S4 Sways ~ Eurocode FMIC ~ 245 Rotors/18z ~ FX300 240mm LWFW ~ Snow Meth Inj ~ EURODYNE tune

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