The Official Carnage thread.

[djwimbo]

well, I remember somebody saying we needed one awhile back, so I here it is.

show me your custom windows in the block, burnt and bent valves, twisted axles, even what happens when you hit a tree.

Show me some (B5 only) carnage.

I'll start.



... and go

[kingtr]

Round 1: Guard rail won.



and the knock out: Tree won.



Yes, apparently I'm not good at controlling the car in rain.. Believe it or not the first one was completely my fault and I was being an idiot, the second was out of my hands (with the exception of having nearly bald tires in rain which was to be addressed 8 days AFTER the accident occurred --> soonest I could drive home and have new tires mounted).

[b5s4tt]

that def is some carnage right there.

[Jibberific]

My first avant, she now exists as a cube in a junkyard

[djwimbo]

My first avant, she now exists as a cube in a junkyard

you killed another Dub too.

[Jibberific]

It was actually the jetta that did the killing

[kingtr]

that def is some carnage right there.

Yup, I was amazed at how much damage was done. I was going 25ish. Pulled left out of school onto 4 lane road (so wide left) in rain with heavy traffic both ways. Too heavy on throttle and all 4 tires were spinning, ended up aimed towards oncoming traffic, over corrected right and tail swung out --> now perpendicular to road instead of parallel, clipped tree. All happened in about 5 seconds. From stand still to about 100 or so feet down the road.

I think it looks so bad because impact point was so small (damage to bark on tree was about the size/shape of a football).

[317ssayzarc]

This: (a completely melted spark plug)


Resulting in this:


And this:

[kastro]

taking a left turn my green their green, traffic backed up.. 1, 2 ,3 lane decided to stop and let me through, 4th lane just kept going, and couldn't tell their was even a lane their it was so backed up.. so my fault .. and yes 5% all around .. probably my first pic post :( and im still waiting on the car to be fixed .. estimated 14 800$ cnd in damages.. and the other car was a bmw x5 lol

[kingtr]

14,800 total or for your car? I assume and hope thats total! Looks like lots of suspension, drivetrain, and maybe frame damage though (in addition to the obvious). Sorry to hear and see though. Cops say anything about the tint or no concern?

[kastro]

thanks.. and no they're not totalling it.. being fixed as we speak.. alot of it is suspension.. front door, back door skin.. labor etc... which is a shitty deal i was hoping for it to be totalled wouldve got an S.. and cops here aren't really that anal about tint... i hope to god it drives somewhat the same as before :S

[kingtr]

Sorry, I guess I didn't phrase that correctly. Is the 14,800 for just your car or both cars? I had suspension damage to a 98 jeep cherokee (impact at exact same spot as yours) and it had tons of play in the steering after being "fixed." Every suspension part on the right side was replaced and it still never tracked right. Granted that was a jeep cherokee which was admittedly horrible from the beginning. Hopefully yours turns out much better!

[317ssayzarc]

I think we should try and keep this as a parts carnage thread... Theres a million crashed Audis, and they all look crashed lol... It's up to the OP but thats my .02

[Stumanbmx]

I think it should have crashes as well. But less jibber jabber more pictures!

[Euro]

16 year old kid in a ford expedition... Didnt even look.

[anguswritt]

This is old Audi.
A tree came out of no where and slammed me in the side



And here is the new one!

[Kyle H]

A couple from my clutch install....





this is what I like to call implied carnage.

[Matt@JHM]

[Siena]

Sweet suffering Pete, Matt!

What engine twisted that?

[Matt@JHM]

Sweet suffering Pete, Matt!

What engine twisted that?

This one.

[sean1.8t]

This one.

yup, usually we don't have to deal with any of that with the 1.8t's lack of torque

[kastro]

Sorry, I guess I didn't phrase that correctly. Is the 14,800 for just your car or both cars? I had suspension damage to a 98 jeep cherokee (impact at exact same spot as yours) and it had tons of play in the steering after being "fixed." Every suspension part on the right side was replaced and it still never tracked right. Granted that was a jeep cherokee which was admittedly horrible from the beginning. Hopefully yours turns out much better!

i didnt read properly lol.. My car alone weird huh? it's canadian and audis are expensive here....

and Matt.. WOOOW hard core shit.

[djwimbo]

I think it should have crashes as well. But less jibber jabber more pictures!

what he said. ... I'd prefer it to stay as B5 content though. Not that I don't like other cars, that's just the forum we're in.

[djwimbo]

Since this needs more pics and less talk. Here's my first Audi. Don't lock the car and leave the keys inside the house while it's burning down.



I did not own this car when the fire occurred. I sold it to my roommate >1 month before hand.

[Matt@JHM]

Also destroyed the rear diff...

[kingtr]

Don't lock the car and leave the keys inside the house while it's burning down.
.

Yeah, I most definitely would have broken the window and rolled the car away from the house. Hmm or was it an auto?

[a4937]

well, I remember somebody saying we needed one awhile back, so I here it is.

show me your custom windows in the block, burnt and bent valves, twisted axles, even what happens when you hit a tree.

Show me some (B5 only) carnage.

I'll start.



... and go

What the hell happened here?

[djwimbo]

Yeah, I most definitely would have broken the window and rolled the car away from the house. Hmm or was it an auto?

The car behind it was locked and in Park. The Audi was a 2.8 12V 5speed w/ >170K on it, like I said, I didn't own it at the time. My roommate owned it.

What the hell happened here?

Disclaimer, I didn't know the Diff carrier had a stress crack in it from a previous owner hitting something while driving in reverse.

How I did it? ~550miles after I installed my clutch/FW I decided to try and actually launch the car.
That was a ~3800rpm and ~4psi launch.

MOAR carnage. This is my current vehicle. 2nd owner was in a collision and had some shady body shop fix it. This is the result 50-60K later.

[kingtr]

No other carnage pics?! C'mon, post em' up!

[oneohone]

Some kid in a Bronco II backed over my baby.




Gave me so many little problems to fix.

[my 1.8t]

i like how that dint even touch the euro plate

[xAUDIx]

Damn Land Rover, bitch didnt care to look left.

[oneohone]

i like how that dint even touch the euro plate

Exactly, I'm glad it didn't.

[urban96]

not from the audi, from my mustang

[f15046]

Dude this is an Audi forum, not a mustang forum. Nobody cares what carnage you did to your Mustang!

[kingtr]

Dude this is an Audi forum, not a mustang forum. Nobody cares what carnage you did to your Mustang!

Little overly hostile.

I'd rather see his wrecked gear box than your comment complaining about his post. Which is more on topic, showing carnage of some sort or complaining? Hmm, he wins.

[oldblu]

how did that happen??

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VVVVVVVVVVVVV haha My bad. But I've never seen that kind of damage before

[317ssayzarc]

begin thread derailment...

[kingtr]

begin thread derailment...

It was already moving along at a snails pace. No one cares to post their pictures.

[317ssayzarc]

Its a day and a half old and 2 pages long.... That aint bad