So Some MF'r threw eggs at my D2 A8 last night

[CrazyEights]

Yea, so I realize this morning that someone threw a fuckin egg at my car last night or early this morning. I cleaned off all of the yolk using clorox wipes just to be sure I could get up as much as possible until I can wash it this evening. So it's pretty much clean for now. But yea, what do you guys thinks is best for protection against assholish-ness like that in the future? Is there any wax or product out there meant to withstand dumbasses with eggs?

[Twista616]

...there is nothing that will withstand dreadful eggs...but what you can do to limit the eggs effect on the paint is double up on a couple coats of sealant...collinite 476 is a good one, opti-seal another, and there many more, but it wont totally stop an egg though...

set up hidden cameras and catch those shit heads...then make them eat the eggs off your car! Haha! ok stick the plan a!

[CrazyEights]

yea, i like your plan, but yea, i've just given into the situation and assumed that it was some random kids since i'm pretty sure it wasn't an adult looking to get back at me for something. i don't know anyone in my area, so yea, it's cool. plus i lucked out and saw the yolk before it got to settle in since it's been cold outside lately. ah well. shit happens, but yea, i'll be most likely coating the car a couple times over for "just in case" reasons. thanks for the help though. i'll look for one of those products. have a good one.