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    Computer science majors chime in....

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    what are the possibilities of flashing bewbies on my instrument cluster display when i hit a certain amount of boost? i want them animated and bouncing.....the windshield washer makes retarded noises and animation when the fluid is low. makes sense to replace that warning with something better
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    Re: Computer science majors chime in....

    in for this too
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    Re: Computer science majors chime in....

    i was just kidding...you perverts



    haha no but really can anyone help?
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    i just wish my info display actually worked! :)
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    Re: Computer science majors chime in....

    Too bad i have a 2.8..Maybe i can go my revs :(

    I doubt it would be done, you would have to put a program on the ECU that was formated for the cluster to come up at that certain time. I know someone that i could ask that would know right away. Ill find out on monday.
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    Re: Computer science majors chime in....

    unless you get the source code for that program it is going to be impossible!

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    you would have to re-program whatever controls the display. i doubt it's easily down... if only everything was open source!

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    I'm a Software Engineer, and I have my BS in computer science. I can tell you....this is near impossible. Its not worth near the effort to dissect the LED cluster.

    Hell, if you could display boobs on it, don't ya think this would have been done already?

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    Re: Computer science majors chime in....

    Anything's possible. Although tike0rz is right. It would be extremely difficult and require sodering to get the boost input and coding to interpret that boost input as naughty pictures on the screen. Just depends on how much time you have to invest into the project.

    btw, how was the track?

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    my friends a cs major and going for phd. did some work with the ecu's for dinan here locally. I'll ask him if how hard it would be to get you guys some bewbie
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    contact via email please.

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    my friends a cs major and going for phd. did some work with the ecu's for dinan here locally. I'll ask him if how hard it would be to get you guys some bewbies

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    Re: Computer science majors chime in....

    Quote Originally Posted by k0mpresd View Post
    Im really diggin that, I say someone try it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mpresd View Post
    I like that idea. Much quicker/easier but doesn't include the naughty photos by default.

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    ugh fuck, ugh

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    ^Drunk?
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    ^^^maybe

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    Re: Computer science majors chime in....

    Like the link that somebody posted, people have already modified the display cluster to show their own information...

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    Re: Computer science majors chime in....

    Quote Originally Posted by MikeWasHere05 View Post
    Like the link that somebody posted, people have already modified the display cluster to show their own information...
    Yea? Like boobies?

    The OP asked if HE could do it. A company like TRS can, and have. No single person has.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tike0rz View Post
    Yea? Like boobies?

    The OP asked if HE could do it. A company like TRS can, and have. No single person has.
    Yeah? Its been done, which is the point. I'm sure there's probably not a huge team of 40 PhDs which had to be called in to create the product.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeWasHere05 View Post
    Yeah? Its been done, which is the point. I'm sure there's probably not a huge team of 40 PhDs which had to be called in to create the product.
    personally, i think aliens originally designed it. so human is capable of such accomplishment. haha. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mpresd View Post
    personally, i think aliens originally designed it. so human is capable of such accomplishment. haha. ;)
    *Waives the B/S flag*

    Personally, I think the cluster display should be replaced with a vertical color screen.(like those little Nav units that sell for $300, but vertical) That way you could do some cool stuff with it like a reverse camera, real booby pics, customized info, etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tike0rz View Post
    Yea? Like boobies?
    Beewbiiieesss! Yes, exactly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by le91688 View Post
    i just wish my info display actually worked! :)
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