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    Saving Bristol dot com

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    Never in history has a woman been under more pressure to keep an unwanted pregnancy than Bristol Palin. She is the teenage daughter of Alaska Governor & Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin - a conservative, Creationist Christian power-vampire and pro-life huckster who has put Bristol and her un-welcomed fetus at the center of a politico-religious crusade to stop her exercising her constitutional right to terminate the pregnancy.

    Rather than sit back and impotently bemoan Bristol's tragic, lonely circumstance, it is time for us - the silent majority - to unite behind this poor, imprisoned woman and save her from both a tyrannical household as well as the horrible nightmare of a forced childbirth.

    These are not empty words. I, Doug Stanhope, am offering you, Bristol Palin, the sum of 25,000 dollars so that you can abort your child and move out of that draconian home. I have also set up a PayPal link so that others around the world can help increase this amount to ease the burden of starting out on your own at such an early age.

    I was once in a similar situation where I'd accidentally impregnated a girl and she had to make that same fateful decision that now faces you. It was easy for her - she didn't have a fascist, oligarch parent, the entire Republican Party or the sneering eyes of the Christian Right to contend with, much less a daft, puppet boyfriend who's just waiting for the cameras to stop rolling so he can bolt like a gazelle.

    We made the right choice and rather than end up bitter rivals in court battles over custody or support, we are great friends who high-five over our decision and have all the free time and disposable income that young mothers never know. I now pay it forward and offer some of that money to you.

    You don't need to ruin your future in order to support the megalomaniacal self-promotion of a mother whose every action is rooted in a demonic ego and archaic superstition. Don't become victim of the same pressure that had your brother "volunteering" for duty in Iraq.

    Please consider my offer as time is of the essence. You don't want this child, the father certainly doesn't want this child and the world doesn't need another wailing mouth to feed.

    I empathize with the amount of attention, pressure and possibly out-right threats you are getting to give birth against your will and I understand that at your age, you may go through with it no matter how much you don't want to. Either way, you have inspired me to try to make a difference.

    Even if you cannot take my offer, I will still use my money or money donated through this page to pay for at least one abortion for a disadvantaged teenage girl each year for the rest of my life in the name of your mother. And in my will, I shall have a good portion of my estate turned into the Sarah J Palin Abortion Fund that will help girls from all walks of life from destroying their lives and our natural resources by having children.

    You are not alone, Bristol. There are many of us out here who care.

    Please show Bristol you care by either donating or signing the guestbook to let her know that there is true love for her outside of her current surroundings.
    www.savingbristol.com

    please read the guestbook...this is fucking golden
    Stanhope is my hero

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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    +1 for Stanhope

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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    He sucked at the man show, he sucks at life.

    /thread

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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    <startthread>

    OMG, that's pretty funny... I want kinda wondering if she actually wanted the child and what her course of action would be if her mother wasn't who she is...
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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    just a way for this guy to get rich... off other people's stupidity.

    and when did she even say she wanted to have an abortion?

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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    Are you people really this stale? jeez.
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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    "Next time swallow. " - Chad, USA
    lOl and ROTF and.....................word!
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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    Quote Originally Posted by XCARTELX View Post
    Are you people really this stale? jeez.
    Not as stale as Stanhope's comedic ability.

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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    What a douchebag.
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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    Quote Originally Posted by XCARTELX View Post
    Are you people really this stale? jeez.
    Yes, yes they are.
    he's just saying what i'm thinking.
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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    Quote Originally Posted by quattro_maniac View Post
    Yes, yes they are.
    he's just saying what i'm thinking.
    Are you voting for Obama?

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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    Quote Originally Posted by kbiz View Post
    Are you voting for Obama?
    isnt it obvious?

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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    Quote Originally Posted by le91688 View Post
    isnt it obvious?
    Yup. I just want him to admit it.

    Bristol fucked up. Now everyone is judging her for keeping the baby.

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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    Quote Originally Posted by kbiz View Post
    Yup. I just want him to admit it.

    Bristol fucked up. Now everyone is judging her for keeping the baby.
    And doug standhope is trying to save his failed career by making a website and sucking some democrat ballsack

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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    LMFAO the guestbook is fucking awesome lol
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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    Anarchy in the US, bitches.
    i'm voting hillary '09
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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    Quote Originally Posted by kbiz View Post
    Yup. I just want him to admit it.

    Bristol fucked up. Now everyone is judging her for keeping the baby.
    and? if one of bammy's daughters got preggo, do you really think the right wouldn't completely destroy him? he'd be Howard Dean'd to extinction. some righties aren't voting at all because palin can't keep a "moral household"
    i fucking love politics
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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    I'd like to know what the McCain camp promised the father of Bristol's kid for going along with it. Originally he wanted no part of being a dad and could have torpedoed the campaign.

    Perhaps a Golden Ticket?

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    Re: Saving Bristol dot com

    Quote Originally Posted by $4c@b View Post
    I'd like to know what the McCain camp promised the father of Bristol's kid for going along with it. Originally he wanted no part of being a dad and could have torpedoed the campaign.

    Perhaps a Golden Ticket?



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