Today going north on Kunia Rd I passed a girl driving a late 90s early 00 Jetta. When I passed her I noticed she was doing her eye liner at 45 MPH. I was like man that is an accident waiting to happen. Continued down the road and eventually merged into the left lane. All the cars ahead of me stopped and I slowed and stopped as well. Needless to say I looked in my rearview and saw a red Jetta barreling down at me not even trying to stop. I checked my right side and pulled out of traffic onto the shoulder only to hear the screech of tires and smell burning rubber as she locked up her brakes way too late. When she finally came to a stop the nose of her car was equal to where my backseat would have been had I not moved out of the way. I just looked at the stupid wench and shook my head. I'm sure the Toyota in front of me was waiting to get rear ended. Then pulled back into the lane once traffic was moving again. As I rejoined traffic I took one final look in my mirror to see what this fugly cow was doing and guess what she was upto? You guessed it driving and applying her eye makeup. Some people just never learn. I should have hit the brakes and let the makeup brush take out her eye as she rear ended me. But I figured she could learn that lesson on someone elses car. Preferably a BMW.
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