I'm not sure if it's the S5 or what. Last time it was a guy in a massive pickup truck. This time it's the battle of the half-wit 3 series drivers!
1. Got on the 407 at Jane heading East around 6:30 pm. Was tooling along in the next to left lane and was catching up to a 335 coupe driving way too slowly in the left lane. As I'm about to get in front of him to pass slower moving traffic he takes off like his pants are on fire and blasts ahead. I actually slow down to let him dry off a bit, get in the left lane, and eventually get back to my cruising speed. Not 5 minutes later, who do I catch up with again - the same guy again driving too slowly in the left lane. This time as I come up behind him he blasts off again and starts weaving in and out of traffic. Again, I slow down because it's obvious he doesn't know how to drive. Then I catch him a third time, and he darts off right and gets off at Bayview, much to my relief.
2. Around 10:15 pm I get on the DVP at York Mills going south. I didn't even notice that I caught a 3 series sedan who was in the right lane somewhere around Eglinton. I'm not sure what he was thinking, as I was again just minding my own business (although definitely going quicker than the rest of the traffic). After I pass him he pretty much blows a gasket and starts weaving in and out of traffic, I think trying to bait me. I back off and chug along in the left lane. He lets me catch him and then pulls in behind me. Past Don Mills road there's a ton of traffic and he busts right and starts acting like he's having an epileptic fit behind the wheel. I lose sight of him and don't care. Sometime after Bayview/Bloor I start catching him again. I don't want to catch him. I don't want to have anything to do with him. He "races" me all the way down the DVP AND across the Gardner, blasting off and busting around other drivers, while I just do my thing down the left lane.
Unbelievable. I don't want to have anything to do with these clowns, especially with our street racing laws here. Funny thing is, they are happy until I inadvertently catch up with them. I don't think this happened when I had the G35....
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