0-60 Video? Help

[enzoballin]

Today i was messing around with a friend and drag racing on mullholand from deep canyon to beverly glen 2007 DSG GTI 2.0 T VS My A4, and i t was very hard for me to launch, i was power braking to about 3k, but i was hard to do it a couple times in a row, i couldn't get it to stay there for more than a second. I am still trying to do it right, sine i haven't really tried to launch it right, and plus its a quattro, so i kinda feel like it might lag a bit. I might be wrong. But to get to the point, does any one have a video or would make a video of how to launch right and the best way, or have any pointer that are good, i have searched!! And please no smart ass comments, i know how to launch on a stick and on my mustang, but its way different.
Thanx

[dreamcar=rs4]

Powerbraking at 3k is a little much don't ya think? And doing it that high repeatedly is not good for your car. I would do 2500 at the highest. Oh yea and A4's aren't meant for drag racing let alone tiptronics.

[supamannn99]

since youre so rich and own your own shop, i think you should buy an A4 with a 6speed MT

[fromGMCtoAUDI]

Are you saying it's harder to get a good launch in a quattro 200 hp sedan w/tiptronic than it is with a 1000 hp rwd mustang?

[dreamcar=rs4]

Oh and Stasis has some differential upgrades if you want to improve your quattro drivetrain.

[Vito Roma]

can we please ban him already?

[Six Speed Turbo]

I said it before...... you brought it on yourself ENZO! I personally have nothing against you, and I have no pointers for you since launching in a manual A4 is different than your tiptronic. But MAYBE someone with a tiptronic tranny will be nice and chime in with some tips for you.

[AlexK]

can we please ban him already?

Why ban him? He entertains.

[Six Speed Turbo]

Why ban him? He entertains.

Yes he does, every time I see a thread with his name on it I jump in just to see what he says, and the returns he gets. Always funny !!!!

[bcramer]

I hear you'll get better launches if you drag race at the track instead of on public roadways.

[nick71692]

i hear if you install a universal boost gauge like the kind someone would find in their dads special needs facility, you can launch hard enough to smoke 1000 rwhp mustangs off the line.

[SirWill]

Any thread with enzoballin is like the Special Olympics, you guys know the rest.

[Auditude2.0T]

You always start a thread the same way.

Yo today i was messing around and shit at my dads shop. I found a big turbo kit for a B7 A4 tiptronic lying around so i figured i would throw it on. How do i install it? Is it hard? Do i need tools or can i just use my hands? My dad has 200+ cars so i think i know what im doing!

[bcramer]

Any thread with enzoballin is like the Special Olympics, you guys know the rest.

You mean that everyone gets a medal and is a "winner"?!

[enzoballin]

Oh and Stasis has some differential upgrades if you want to improve your quattro drivetrain.

Thanx for that im going to be looking into it

[enzoballin]

I said it before...... you brought it on yourself ENZO! I personally have nothing against you, and I have no pointers for you since launching in a manual A4 is different than your tiptronic. But MAYBE someone with a tiptronic tranny will be nice and chime in with some tips for you.

Hey man, thanx , looks like there are some cool pepople on this forum, unlike some douches who have nothing better to do, and bag on others, LOW LIFES

[nuctech]

You guys are hilarious....I love it!

[Auditude2.0T]

personally i would launch the car at 3k once or twice otherwise you will overheat the torque converter.

[Auditude2.0T]

Put the car in Neutral rev to redline hold it there for 6 seconds then drop the shifter into drive. The car will come out like a bat out of hell. This way your car will fly. You will burn the tires like an old lady eats meatloaf. This will be ridiculous. I have tried and it is Bad Ass. 4WD Tiptronic A4 FTMFW!!!! Crazy Shit. You will be the envy of your friends. Everyone will be screaming "its a bird, no its a plane, Its Enzoballin in his ballin A4". Fo shizzle my nizzle.

Make sure you rev it to redline!!!! This way the car will be sick!!!!!! Take this from a Tip Audi owner!!


Waiver: I am not responsible for any ballers who try to do this and miserably fail at launching. This is for professional drivers like me only all others will be towed.

[02AudiS4]

Put the car in Neutral rev to redline hold it there for 6 seconds then drop the shifter into drive. The car will come out like a bat out of hell. This way your car will fly. You will burn the tires like an old lady eats meatloaf. This will be ridiculous. I have tried and it is Bad Ass. 4WD Tiptronic A4 FTMFW!!!! Crazy Shit. You will be the envy of your friends. Everyone will be screaming "its a bird, no its a plane, Its Enzoballin in his ballin A4". Fo shizzle my nizzle.

Make sure you rev it to redline!!!! This way the car will be sick!!!!!! Take this from a Tip Audi owner!!


Waiver: I am not responsible for any ballers who try to do this and miserably fail at launching. This is for professional drivers like me only all others will be towed.

THAT WAT ID SAY, PERSONALLY I WOULD DO THE SAME. I GOT A AUDI 1999 A4 AND DAMM CAN I SAY IT BURNT THOSE TIRES BRO. WHEN YOU DO IT PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO AND POST A LINK BROTHA.

[HOFFY11]

are you dumb?? everyone around here ties a rope around the rear axel and ties it off to the ground..all you need is a quick release pin to pull when your ready..no braking needed..there is a DIY thread already..like-DUH

[a4dc89]

haha enzo is funny as shit man. nothin wrong with that, secretly he just wants to learn about cars, and doesnt want to make himself look like a 16 year old ass who doesnt know anything...

unfortunately he has already done so...

[Phrost]

Hey man, thanx , looks like there are some cool pepople on this forum, unlike some douches who have nothing better to do, and bag on others, LOW LIFES

I think this exact quote is Enzo's only response in every single thread he starts

[4RingRook]

^^ co-sign Phrost.

His reply of choice is always "low lifes".

He's a tool, but his threads are so entertaining. As long as you can make it through the OP, the responses make for a great thread.

[Quattro]

Any thread with enzoballin is like the Special Olympics, you guys know the rest.

LMFAO +1 for rep!

[Auditude2.0T]

Put the car in Neutral rev to redline hold it there for 6 seconds then drop the shifter into drive. The car will come out like a bat out of hell. This way your car will fly. You will burn the tires like an old lady eats meatloaf. This will be ridiculous. I have tried and it is Bad Ass. 4WD Tiptronic A4 FTMFW!!!! Crazy Shit. You will be the envy of your friends. Everyone will be screaming "its a bird, no its a plane, Its Enzoballin in his ballin A4". Fo shizzle my nizzle.

Make sure you rev it to redline!!!! This way the car will be sick!!!!!! Take this from a Tip Audi owner!!


Waiver: I am not responsible for any ballers who try to do this and miserably fail at launching. This is for professional drivers like me only all others will be towed.

Bump. This is the way to do it. So Sick!!!

[Quattro]

^^that is the way...wait after reading it....might not be the best way but it is a way =D

[Auditude2.0T]

that shit will make a sound like thunder. no really it might.

[WhiteVenomA4]

He still hasn't met me hahaha! what a pussy.

[Sanjman]

Just out of curiosity... what's the serial number of your dad's enzo?

[jdubbs119]

nuetral drop that bitch
hahaha

[Vito Roma]

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