I was stopped at a DUI checkpoint lastnight on 222 in front of premise made candies, the first words out of his mouth were
"Good morning sir, Have any bombs, knives, guns, drugs, grenandes, bongs, or dead hookers in the car I should know about?"
I just laughed and asked "Did my girl friend send you?" and then had my balls busted for:
License plate cover
License plate, bulb not working. Until I wiggled the cover and the bulb flickered.
Window tint <--- was told it was illegal to have ANY tint in PA
HIDs, He started to bust my balls about my 6000k VVME's until I actually got out of the car and showed him the ballasts.
PIAA wipers, he tried to tell me they weren't approved for road use!
Then, the kicker was that he told me I illegally crossed a double yellow line. Which is true, I did when I was flagged down as the "Random" car to be checked. Which I responded "But I thought it was illegal to cross a double yellow only if it was marked as a NO PASSING ZONE?" to which he reponded "Ill have to check up on that, but Im not so sure thats true." Which was total bull**** anyway because they flagged me into the lot in the first place!
To make a long story short, I work at a local hospital and when he got back from running my tags and finally got around to asking if I had anything to drink I just told him I had 1 Lauger after working at the hospital over at Maxx Regal bar and grill. Then he went into the whole "Are you sure only 1?" to which I pulled the recipt from my pocket. After that he grilled me about working at the hospital I guess to check my story out.
Whats the address?
Whats the phone number?
How many parking garages are there?
Do they still run medevacs to your hospital?
Passed them all So then he told me how he had about 46 violations he could write me up for but he didnt want to take up anymore of my time.
Good thing I didnt tell him about the six-pack I drank WITH my buddy after work, before the bar lol
I spent about half the morning trying to make the damn license plate bulb get a good contact, tried bending the terminals, scrapping the contacts, tightening the bulb holder, and nothing worked. Ideas?
/Rant
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