08 Rules! Cel & Eps

**sadpandas** · 06-07-2008 03:41 AM

Okay so 1st last week the ESP went on then off after i started the car then stopped when i got to the "extreme fighting gym where i am instructor and teach the ways of being macho... hence the tribal tats..." (last part wasn't where i was going btw, jokes. Ok so when i started the car up the next time it was the CEL then the next was CEL PLUS EPS. I AM RULING RIGHT NOW; the dash looks like a GHETTO xmas tree. So,, i will go tomorrow to the AutoZone (it will take me to the LIMIT) and get codes and what not but has anyone else seen this? Does it mean i should clear the codes and sell it tomorrow? AGAIN, KIDDING :). Also im to high on life right to know if its the EPS lamp or the ESP warning signal so don't get all 'Im 4 rings BITCH ;)' sorry, i am trying to make light of this situation.

Love,
PandasadnaP

**jrau13** · 06-07-2008 06:38 AM

Not sure what you have going on but I certainly had a good time reading this, lol!

**sadpandas** · 06-07-2008 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by jrau13

Not sure what you have going on but I certainly had a good time reading this, lol!

Much appreciated; haven't TAKEN IT TO THE LIMIT though.... Saturday in the studio; must record something and FINISH THE F*ING THING. Been trying to get stuff done quicker in here.... anyway, glad i could entertain... Now, i need to get over there to the ZONE! And have them huff and puff while the grease monkeys work on their rides in the parking lot, right under the sign that says 'DO NOT WORK ON YOUR AUTOMOBILES IN THE PARKING LOT'.

Extreme BRO! (again, kidding with the steroided vibe),

P!

**dirtybrd** · 06-07-2008 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by sadpandas

Extreme BRO! (again, kidding with the steroided vibe),
P!

I eat steroids for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

**F16HTON** · 06-07-2008 08:04 PM

CEL and ESP together typically = bad MAF

**n7plus1** · 06-08-2008 09:35 AM

i cant understand any of the threadstarters posts?

**Kerschera4** · 06-08-2008 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by sadpandas

Okay so 1st last week the ESP went on then off after i started the car then stopped when i got to the "extreme fighting gym where i am instructor and teach the ways of being macho... hence the tribal tats..." (last part wasn't where i was going btw, jokes. Ok so when i started the car up the next time it was the CEL then the next was CEL PLUS EPS. I AM RULING RIGHT NOW; the dash looks like a GHETTO xmas tree. So,, i will go tomorrow to the AutoZone (it will take me to the LIMIT) and get codes and what not but has anyone else seen this? Does it mean i should clear the codes and sell it tomorrow? AGAIN, KIDDING :). Also im to high on life right to know if its the EPS lamp or the ESP warning signal so don't get all 'Im 4 rings BITCH ;)' sorry, i am trying to make light of this situation.

Love,
PandasadnaP

uhhh....im guessing you got an esp light for a while and then your cel came on too?
if thats the case, has your car every turned off when youre stopped (like at a stop sign)?
you probably have a bad transmission speed sensor

**sadpandas** · 06-08-2008 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by n7plus1

i cant understand any of the threadstarters posts?

Read it slower then? No one else seems to have problems reading any of my posts as they usually get responses from those who are willing to help in any way. Shall i write you a p.m. and and make it into a TPS report? Are your dockers too tight square? Again, kidding. LOVE YOU. Ohh yeah, your post on this thread was SUPER HELPFUL! Much appreciated.... I usually use humor and sarcasm in my posts or at least I TRY; perhaps i am a bit long winded so i am sorry if this offends you. I will also try and be brief and to the point as well as better with my grammar and punctuation.

Anyway, Greg, pm'd you back thanks again. Kerschera4, it was CEL then ESP. The Cel continues every time i start her up but the ESP comes on intermittently with the CEL still lit up. Sigh :(.
P

**sadpandas** · 06-08-2008 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Kerschera4

uhhh....im guessing you got an esp light for a while and then your cel came on too?
if thats the case, has your car every turned off when youre stopped (like at a stop sign)?
you probably have a bad transmission speed sensor

Nope, no stalling at stops or anything strange like that just two beautiful lights "that illuminate the night like the 'no's' on a vacancy sign". Ill have some codes soon enough so we will know for sure what the damage is :(. I am assuming the lights on the dash means money out of pocket which means no more consuming of things i don't really need in a time when the dollar is so strong which bums me out like it does every RED BLOODED AMERICAN

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Thank you for your help much appreciated :).
P

**n7plus1** · 06-09-2008 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by sadpandas

Read it slower then? No one else seems to have problems reading any of my posts as they usually get responses from those who are willing to help in any way. Shall i write you a p.m. and and make it into a TPS report? Are your dockers too tight square? Again, kidding. LOVE YOU. Ohh yeah, your post on this thread was SUPER HELPFUL! Much appreciated.... I usually use humor and sarcasm in my posts or at least I TRY; perhaps i am a bit long winded so i am sorry if this offends you. I will also try and be brief and to the point as well as better with my grammar and punctuation.

Anyway, Greg, pm'd you back thanks again. Kerschera4, it was CEL then ESP. The Cel continues every time i start her up but the ESP comes on intermittently with the CEL still lit up. Sigh :(.
P

its just hard to read some of your sentences...thats all

**JustinCase** · 06-09-2008 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by sadpandas

"that illuminate the night like the 'no's' on a vacancy sign".

I think I might be the only one who gets that.

**old guy** · 06-09-2008 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Tints

I think I might be the only one who gets that.

Death Cab for Cutie?

**A4Shizl** · 06-09-2008 05:36 PM

wow...

**sadpandas** · 06-10-2008 03:53 AM

Very nice you guys :). Ben thought it was a hilarious i used it in my, as he calls it, audi intraweb magazine... He thinks hes funny, he drives a prius for f sake. My old roommate and best friend is Jimmy from the postal service, i introduced ben to him after we went on tour with dcfc (you can actually find out my real name in their bio ;)). They BOTH drive prius'.... I tried, believe me, i tried.... I had jimmy in a passat wagon and he passed :( said it felt just like his jetta. Oh well.

What do you think of the new dcfc record? and for what it's worth, the new P Service tracks are amazing. Still sketching them out but amazing so far.

This makes me happy its not all super bad techno up in this piece like it is on my buddies m3 forum.

love,
pandaliciousnesses