So i hit a damn coon tonight!!

[OneBadAudi]

So yeh, was doin about 50 and a coon came out of no where and i didnt even see it until it was about 3 feet from my car and i hit it pretty hard. It took my lower grill out and the chrome trim and cracked some of the belly pan plastic...IF anyone has a stock a4 lower grill and chrome trim layin around, i could really use it. Anyway, this sucks as the grill is in 1200 pieces and im pissed...
Could only happen to me

[B6Lovin]

that sucks... i guess it's that time of year though. (lots of new animals out and about in spring, including ones getting food for the new ones) i dont have a grill to sell you, but just keep an eye on ebay and the classifieds. something should come up.

p.s. -- you might wanna edit the title to say "raccoon" and not just coon.

where i come from that's something totally different lol

[shedpress]

you might wanna edit the title to say "raccoon" and not just coon.

where i come from that's something totally different lol

I was thinking the same thing...

[Dirty]

^+1 Rofl!

[OneBadAudi]

whats wrong with coon, thats what we call it in md man...but i see where ur comin from...haha

[mattman]

lol agreed....you might want to edit that title....
but the same thing happend to my friend's A4....luckily it was just one foglight grill.

[Exanimas]

Hahaha, I read the thread title and was thought, "Oh dear god, no he isn't really writing a thread about this!". But yea, that sucks man, I get pissed if my car has a tiny spot on it let alone a broken grille.

[OneBadAudi]

So yeh i dont know how to edit this thread but yeh i need to change it now i think about...It means RACCOON.

[mattman]

I hope the racoon at least made a decent sized splatter.....might as well go big or go home.

[OneBadAudi]

were talkin a small bear size, this damn thing was so big im at monster truck (stock) ride height and it didnt clear anything. It hit square in the middle of thebumper and BOOM

[mattman]

were talkin a small bear size, this damn thing was so big im at monster truck (stock) ride height and it didnt clear anything. It hit square in the middle of thebumper and BOOM

did you at least turn it into a nice hat afterwards?

[OneBadAudi]

possibly a pair of sandles...lol nah man, i let it go and called animal control, at least i did the honorable thing..they need to make a raccoon horn, like the deer horns

[mattman]

possibly a pair of sandles...lol nah man, i let it go and called animal control, at least i did the honorable thing..they need to make a raccoon horn, like the deer horns

let it go? the thing was still alive?!?

[OneBadAudi]

nah he was dead,, wrong wording.. Def dead

[mattman]

nah he was dead,, wrong wording.. Def dead

hah, thats releaving....don't want any super(human?) racoons running around.

[IceMole]

Claim it under comprehensive and get USP lower.

[OneBadAudi]

Claim it under comprehensive and get USP lower.

Good idea, i wanna see if audi will replace it since i got a warranty, im just gonna tell em it fell out...ANy other ideas...

Wont that comprehensive make ma insurance go up?

[shedpress]

Claim it under comprehensive and get USP lower.

Make sure you say that the "A raccoon hit you" not "I hit a raccoon."

[OneBadAudi]

who do i call about comprehensive, insuarance company?

[mattman]

Good idea, i wanna see if audi will replace it since i got a warranty, im just gonna tell em it fell out...ANy other ideas...

Wont that comprehensive make ma insurance go up?

i don't think audi would fall for that "it just fell out"
they'd be able to tell it was forced out by something.....in this case a racoon.

you could try telling insurance the racoon hit you....and took off.....and you didn't get his plate.

[OneBadAudi]

haha, looks like im just gonna buy a usp bumper and be done with it.

[doublezero30]

DUDE! i was litterally about 3 feet from hitting a coon last night as well! scared the shit outa me. lol i didnt even see the damn thing until about 5 feet from my car. it was just running across the street and i swirved real fast and barely avoided it. that deffinatly sucks man! ide be pissed if i hit the damn thing.

[dougyfresh]

Sorry to hear. At least it wasn't a dog like I dealt with the other week. A raccoon is easier to deal with than a dog in my opinion.


I, too, recommend you change the title to Raccoon.

[supersilver]

rofl @ coon. I really expected there to be a story about you hitting a black man.. not sure how well that would have gone over but funny for sure (black people getting hit isnt really funny, the phrase "I hit a coon last night" is however)

[thebikedoctor33]

Make sure you say that the "A raccoon hit you" not "I hit a raccoon."

hahahahahahahhahahahaha that is my vote for post of the year

[JustinCase]

I have a lower center grille. As soon as I get my usp in then i can ship the stock one out to you.

[OneBadAudi]

I have a lower center grille. As soon as I get my usp in then i can ship the stock one out to you.

Dude that would be awesome.. Does it have the chrome trim? either way, yeh how much u want for it?

[sloweryucf]

I hit a opposum late one night and I thought it ripped something off, but I plastered him all over the roadway with no damage. My buddy hit a boar with a camaro and he wasn't so lucky. Messed up quarter panel.

[My OOOO My]

One dark night (no lights on the roadway) I slammed on brakes and swerved away from 3 deers crossing... they 'froze'... I went off into the grassy divider... "bumping, bumping, bumping, scraping, scraping, scraping" and got 'er back onto the road. LOST MY BELLY PAN.

[e.Mills]

this belongs in the "damage that makes you cry" thread. sorry to hear about the ride! but yeah, USP lower is in your near future. 8 ball told me so.

[OneBadAudi]

this belongs in the "damage that makes you cry" thread. sorry to hear about the ride! but yeah, USP lower is in your near future. 8 ball told me so.

8 ball never lies...haha