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    Senior Member Two Rings isleepsober's Avatar
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    Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

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    Sit down children i have a story to tell of the little audi that just could not stay away from trouble. Back in January i bought my 98 audi a4 1.8tq. The car had 107 thousand miles on her but it had around 17,000 dollars in aftermarket parts. everything in the test drive went well and there was no check enginelight or anything. the guy told me of all the problems he knew of and they were only two dents in the fenders from it being too low when he got it. i talked him down from his 12000 asking price and bought it for 9500. Which i thought was a good deal at that point. Oh yeah and i bought it 4 hours away in virginia and i live in PA. So i go to get it inspected at a local garage and i get a disturbing call. my car would not pass inspection because of the following: no windshield washer nozzles. (and i didnt want to drill my cf hood) no license plate light. two bad control arms. and 3 of the 4 wheels were cracked (these wheels are brabus about 500 new... each) and all the rubber was bad because the camber was all out of line. so i pick up the car and do what i can to lessen the bill of my inspection by doing some of the work myself. I put nozzles under the hood that spray up onto the windsheild, replaced the light and bought velocity motoring rs4 reps. i then found a shop about 20 mins away that specializes in VAG. I took my car there to get inspected because i figured it would be more thorough and my check engine light did come on. I drop my car off and get a VERY sad call. My steering rack was bad (800 part). all my control arms were bad and my turbo didnt have a gasket. ok well they told me it would be about 2 grand in parts and labor. if thats not bad enough when they took of the turbo to put a new gasket they found out the housing was cracked. so they sent my turbo to get rebuilt and put it back on my car. this was like 6 weeks in to it being at their shop. now all they had to do was reset the codes to pass emissions. and during a test the car started smoking and the turbo was blowing out oil. the turbo shop fed up the rebuild and so they sent it back and got it done again. so finally after a little of two months i got it back. ran great everythings good. i get pulled over twice in one weekend for no reason. the first guy said my tires squeeled (while i was shifting from 2nd to third at 35 miles an hour) i told him it was my bov and he said "is that legal" i said yes. we argued and he let me off with a warning. the next day i get pulled over for going 15mph in a parking lot. and got a warning. the cop said it sounded like i was going alot faster than that. wtf. so i took off my bumper and got new fenders and took them both to get painted today. my bumper had a large scratch in it. two birds one stone. since it was only the bumper cover and the structure of the bumper was still there.. i am legally good. so i was on the highway today doing about 70 when i hit a rabbit. since my bumper wasnt on i didnt think it would really mess up much. but i pulled into taco bell and realized it somehow broke my powersteering lines.

    does God hate me?
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    Veteran Member Four Rings A4_2.8tuner's Avatar
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    yes
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    Veteran Member Four Rings audiness's Avatar
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    lol

    im sorry, i really am.

    Either that car is cursed, or you wont have any problems for the next 2 years

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    Veteran Member Three Rings kevin12's Avatar
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    01.5 A4 1.8TQM
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    South Jersey

    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    Wow dude I seriously hope things start getting better for you ha... And at this point I think only good can come from now on though. Well lets all hope for your wallet's sake
    Current:
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    99.5 Laser Red A4 2.8Q Tip Totaled RIP
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    Veteran Member Four Rings
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    lol, so you are selling your messed up rims now?

    dont worry man. a few months after owning my car, right before starting freshman year of college my TB tensioner failed causing $4500 in dmg. i too thought god hated me. it will all work it in the end though.
    Past (in order): Hibiscus Red B5 A4 ,2003 Audi RS6, B6 s4, UrQuattro, Urs4, Nogaro sport B5 S4 avant, Silver stg 3 B5 s4, 2010 A6 Avant prestige

    Present: Casablance White stg 3 B5 S4 avant, 2002 Audi S6

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    Veteran Member Three Rings BONFIRE074's Avatar
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    wooww ahha..the joy of owning an Audi :) lol
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    Senior Member Two Rings isleepsober's Avatar
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    Quote Originally Posted by Eurotuned_A4 View Post
    lol, so you are selling your messed up rims now?
    they are minor cracks that are fixable by any wheel shop. want to sell them for maybe 400 for the set seeing as they are damaged. the crack is on the inside and any repair wouldnt affect the appearance. since they are about 2000 a set new.... i think its fair. and the powdercoating isnt perfect anymore. but still.
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    Soon to be Stage II 01 Allroad 2.7t 6mt

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    Stage 3 Forum Advertiser Four Rings Matt@JHM's Avatar
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    Central California

    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    Damn dude... very sorry to hear that. Hopefully things get better.

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    Senior Member Two Rings isleepsober's Avatar
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    since buying the car for 9500 plus tax and tags brought it to around 10000 i have spent 1600ish on wheels and tires and 3700 for my inspection. i could have just bought a decent s4.
    EX- BetaAlphaTau member #38

    Soon to be Stage II 01 Allroad 2.7t 6mt

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    Senior Member Two Rings
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    no more stress if you stop sleeping sober. good luck.

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    Veteran Member Four Rings Stampy's Avatar
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    What the hell was a rabbit doing on the highway? Unless you are talking about one of those VW things
    Village Idiot!!!

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    Veteran Member Three Rings dingguhlbary's Avatar
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    im pretty sure he meant the animal. but dude sorry to hear about your horrible luck. im wondering if the previous owner knew of all this stuff and neglected to tell you anything about it. because then that would be even worse, the guy lying to you.

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    Veteran Member Four Rings Militant-Grunt's Avatar
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    Sounds like you're getting shafted by mechanics.
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    Veteran Member Four Rings b00st's Avatar
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    04 B6 S4, 08 RX350
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    sounds about right

    welcome to the club....well i left the 1.8T club...you can have my spot.
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    2011 335 Msport - FBO + E85 sold
    04 S4 - JHM 93oct Tune | JHM Piggies | FI CB | JHM Intake Spacers | JHM Stage 4 Clutch | JHM LWFW | JHM LW Rotors | Snub | K&N | 034 Density Motor Mounts |SOLD
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    Established Member Two Rings
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    Well, you can't really blame anyone but yourself for the rabbit issue.
    '97 A4 Quattro - 5speed, 12v AFC 2.8
    '01.5 A4 Quattro - 5speed, 20v AWM 1.8T

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    Veteran Member Four Rings speedydragon's Avatar
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stampy View Post
    What the hell was a rabbit doing on the highway? Unless you are talking about one of those VW things
    that made me lol.

    I hope that you'll start hitting some luck soon!
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    Senior Member Three Rings
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    yes god htes you but the mechs love you LOL

    just joking. welcome to the club. have your wallet ready and enjoy the ride

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    Established Member Two Rings mnsirtee's Avatar
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    Get a priest and have him bless your car for evil spirits.

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    Senior Member Three Rings
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    will a revrin do? :-D lol im a legal revrin in CA drive out here and i'll bless the car for you

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    Registered Member Two Rings dtapia_1392's Avatar
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    god is pissed. [O_O]

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    Veteran Member Four Rings maxspeed's Avatar
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    actually its cause god hates iron man, and iron man drives an audi.
    2000 Audi A4 1.8TQM - RIP
    1999 Subaru Outback

    When your spirit is floating down that tunnel, towards the light, You know what's behind the light?
    It's not God, it's me. And I'm gonna kick your poncey soul All the way back down the tunnel 'till you choke on your own fucked up ribs! Now, Wake the fuck up!

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    Active Member Two Rings EAGRK's Avatar
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    1999 A4 2.8
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    Fort Lee, NJ

    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    Sorry to hear all that....last year I drove into water by accident. One thing after the other started to go bad, I know what it feels like

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    Veteran Member Four Rings LateraLex's Avatar
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    Re: Does God hate all audis or just MINE!

    Next car you buy - maybe have it inspected first? I walked away from a really good deal because a nearby meinkee noticed coolant leaking from the back of the block. Well worth the $100...

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