call it a "kill" I guess....

[ItzDarrellS4]

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[Tek4ever]

I enjoyed the story - especially the victory. I bet he is still thinking about ya.

Thanks for sharing.

[BR_RS4]

LOL. Man that is great

I did the same thing to a guy in a blinged out monte carlo awhile back. Nothing like humilliating someone who deserves it..lol

[ninoszag]

great story.. i hope i can enjoy the same when i get my s4.. as for a 3.0 on 20s i almost got spanked by a type s rsx the other dayyy.... i had 3 girls in the car and he only had one other dood... so even if i lost (which i didnt ) i think i still would have won :)

[festerfm]

we dont get much of that in the town i'm in.. in smalltown pa, everyone here has old beater trans am's, shitbox hondas, and trucks.. my audi kinda stands out. i remember one day i was sittin at a redlight and some dbag in 4.0 cherokee gets along side of me. now, it's not 2 lane, i'm in the straight land and he's in the left turn lane.... he looks at me like "oh baby it's on" and the light turns green.. he floors it burns through prob a gallon of gas before he has to stop in 100ft. i just laughed and drove by... cuz these guys around here want best of both worlds. want the off road capability and the speed. in reality, it's not gonna happen. at least not around here. it kills me how guys will spend money on power adders for their trucks and whatnot then try to drive them like they are really fast.

[RenoAudiNV]

Sounds like he got what he deserved. good story man, fight the power.

[SuperAvant]

Hah I never knew they these kind of kids existed in NH

[channad]

I hate d-bags! are you on the east coast? They are running rampant there, and these girls they attract are just smoking hot!

Check out this website:

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

[fitzS4]

great story.. i hope i can enjoy the same when i get my s4.. as for a 3.0 on 20s i almost got spanked by a type s rsx the other dayyy.... i had 3 girls in the car and he only had one other dood... so even if i lost (which i didnt ) i think i still would have won :)

some rsx's are supercharged and those things are real quick...

[RAudi Driver]

Darrell, that sounds like a great day for you. Killing a douchebag then grabbing the golf bag for another kill on the greens.

How was your game that day?

[BGEDWN]

I hate dude guys.

[turbo4s]

nice website

[LORDOFTHERINGS]

Normally I'm not an advocate of street racing of any sort, but to hear that you put a BMW owner in his place is like music to my ears. Don't get me wrong. I love Bimmers. I just think that MOST BMW owners tend to be "Prima Donnas" and they just think that they own the roads.

Atleast some of them!!

Freakin' nice KILL!!!

[SuperAvant]

Normally I'm not an advocate of street racing of any sort, but to hear that you put a BMW owner in his place is like music to my ears. Don't get me wrong. I love Bimmers. I just think that MOST BMW owners tend to be "Prima Donnas" and they just think that they own the roads.

Atleast some of them!!

Freakin' nice KILL!!!

Funny - you didnt think the same about my M3 kill...

[ItzDarrellS4]

How was your game that day?

first time out. lets just i wish the water hazards were still iced over.

after not driving the car all winter, it was a nice to get out and have some fun. seeing that douche's look when i rev'd it up, made my week.

car goes in the shop for some "cosmetics" tomorrow. ill post up pics when i get it back.

[NjKreuzer27]

great story...i hate dudes like that i see it all the time...you give a friendly nod..and some douch bag thinks his car is worth the world...i like bmw...but all bmw owners can blow me...their interior is hidious...and to put some dick in his place like that...you know hes still thinking about you...and still fcking pissed off ...cuz in his mind..audi/owners are pathetic..but you just cleary showed him what make and model not to fuck with...fuck bmw and thos stupid looking angle eyes

[40valve]

HAHA that's awesome. Douchebags like that I look at like I'm going to race then let them take off while I slow down ... that seems to piss them off even more.

[EuroB6]

haha..that's great man
poor guy doesnt know jack about Audi OR his own car... what a loser

[ItzDarrellS4]

great story...i hate dudes like that i see it all the time...you give a friendly nod..and some douch bag thinks his car is worth the world...i like bmw...but all bmw owners can blow me...their interior is hidious...and to put some dick in his place like that...you know hes still thinking about you...and still fcking pissed off ...cuz in his mind..audi/owners are pathetic..but you just cleary showed him what make and model not to fuck with...fuck bmw and thos stupid looking angle eyes

okay. i do agree with you to some extent. but could we keep it clean? i dont want this to turn into another Audi Vs. BMW owners/cars pissing match. there are some BMW owners around here that are stand up guys, with some clean fricken cars and will stop and shoot the shit, instead of being "that guy" like this fool was. he could have been in a Evo or a Cobalt SS for all I care. the type of car doesnt really matter, still a douche.

[b00st]

there is a lot of bitchassness running rampant nowadays. way to curb that guy's bitchassness he deserved it.

[bklein8888]

great story and nice kill...i cannot stand d-bags like that...same thing happened to me recently with a guy in a scion...i almost didnt dignify him, but when someone "pushes your buttons" like that, you just have to uncork the V8...

[S4am]

I hate d-bags! are you on the east coast? They are running rampant there, and these girls they attract are just smoking hot!

Check out this website:

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

that is the funniest site ever! definately going into my favorites.

[scabdc]

Nice kill! I had a similar experience with a Camry today. Cheeky b'std!

[RAudi Driver]

I hate d-bags! are you on the east coast? They are running rampant there, and these girls they attract are just smoking hot!

Check out this website:

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Alright Channa, i just spent the last 30 minutes on that site and my sides are hurting. That's some funny sh**.

gonna link to my faves also.

[Silververtu]

nice kill, even though I am also a Z4 owner.

[Rossi15]

I hate d-bags! are you on the east coast? They are running rampant there, and these girls they attract are just smoking hot!

Check out this website:

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Awesome site!

[likewater]

Great story. Obviously that guy had something up his ass for Audi's. Unfortunately for him, he should have know what he was messing with. As it has been said many times before on other threads, the S4 seems to get lots of attention -some good, some bad. Guys like that clearly are a part of the bad. Anyway, great story and I agree with others here that it's not really the car, but the driver. I've found that people with less expensive cars are the worst - out to try to prove something they know they can't. I just call it Audi envy!!!!

[PESAPC]

Alright Channa, i just spent the last 30 minutes on that site and my sides are hurting. That's some funny sh**.

gonna link to my faves also.

Me too ... fuck that is a funny site!

[ArcticV8]

went home, changed. picked up 3 friends, fit 3 sets of clubs in the trunk and went golfing.

Ok I call BS on this part of the story, unless the others in your foursome played with junior sets. Our trunks are definitely not ideal for golf club storage.

Great story none the less!

[ItzDarrellS4]

Ok I call BS on this part of the story, unless the others in your foursome played with junior sets. Our trunks are definitely not ideal for golf club storage.

Great story none the less!

3 sets of club. 4 people. (one didnt play, just drank) i did have to fold one of the 60/40 seats down and the drunky rode bitch. but still worked

[CanuckRS]

I hate d-bags! are you on the east coast? They are running rampant there, and these girls they attract are just smoking hot!

Check out this website:

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

I laughed pretty hard at some of the stuff on that site ;)

[m5biemer]

Serves that doofus right for being such a jerk. Sometimes our Audi's don't get much respect. Had a jerk in a GTO try to blow me off a couple of weeks ago, surprised the crap out of him when he couldn't. Also had a 911 driver with an attitude who was very surprised by my little 4 door sedan's performance. Most fun is when it's a little wet on the road, just love the AWD performance!!

[b6onboost]

Glad you wiped the smile off his face. I'm sure the V8 roar made his Z4 sound like a Prius.

[PESAPC]

Serves that doofus right for being such a jerk. Sometimes our Audi's don't get much respect. Had a jerk in a GTO try to blow me off a couple of weeks ago, surprised the crap out of him when he couldn't. Also had a 911 driver with an attitude who was very surprised by my little 4 door sedan's performance. Most fun is when it's a little wet on the road, just love the AWD performance!!

I had, yesterday, a dork in a new Denali jump off the line when a light turned green ... er, I just kept my normal pace in my RS4 on a surface street, and when he slowed and I drove next to him, I looked at him like this was his picture in Webster's Dictionary:


Different than the nice fellow in the picture above, the dork in the Denali was actually the tard.

[channad]

Sorry for the thread-jacking, but for those that were lazy and didn't check out the site I posted up earlier...go and have a laugh! And if you are one...well then, now is the time to change!

FINGER TWINS


Like many primitive language systems that emerge organically, the douche uses hand configurations to symbolize his role in the cultural hierarchy.

In this case, The Middle Finger states, "I superficially reject societal convention because I have the store purchased mass produced identity of 'rebel.' It was on sale at Urban Outfitters."

Very rebellious, wanker twins.

As to the fake boobied Bleeth in the middle of this Armani Exchange, note her tongue and middle finger gestures. A clear sign that she is too far gone to save.

But while we can't save her, we can stare at those ginormous life-rafts.

Megods, they could save a drowning elephant caught in a Balisian rainstorm mudslide.


SIX INCHES OF UNDERWEAR


That reminds me. Must add one more thing to today's "To Do List":

Set New Jersey on fire

There. All set.

[ItzDarrellS4]

yet another thread gone astray.

guess ill play along

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w0c0DOLrsw

[channad]

sorry man...like I said before, I hate D-bags...so great kill!

annnnnd...blue S4s rule!!

[RAudi Driver]

Alright Darrel, you just beat Channa on the funniest shit posted. I watched all of the "My Haircut videos".

Blue S4's do rule though!

[Audi05s4]

stupid guy obviously doesnt know cars at all