So tonight at about 2:30am after helping a friend finish changing the clutch in his wifes Beetle, i was almost home and out of nowhere a Seal Beach cop decides to pull me over.
First off, i was going the exact speed limit and was 100% sober. When I asked nicely why I was pulled over, the cop got pissed and made me get out of the car. First he accused me of speeding and after having no proof of that offense and how I explained that his story about catching me on radar was bogus since my Valentine One never had a single blip.
Next he tried to tell me my car didn't belong to me and so he spent about 20 minutes going over my license, registration, and tried to play "circle talk"... which is how they ask questions and re-ask them in a slightly different way with the hopes of you making a mistake. I knew the game and when i noticed two other patrol cars arrive... I commented on how boring of a night they must be having.
That prompted another 40 or so minutes of sobriety tests which i clearly passed... so of course he decided to have me take a breath-o-liser. Blowing a .01 and passing in flying colors, i was then accused of being stoned (i haven't touched weed in 5 years) and played his little game with the flashlight in your eyes.
Finally, I was asked if they could search my vehicle. Considering that this ordeal was now over an hour long and I was starting to lose my cool, I told him to get a warrant or get a K9 unit to do the check because I told the cop that I didn't trust him one bit and how this whole incident was a witch hunt.
He finished by first trying to ticket me for 'modified exhaust', but unfortunately for him, my Neuspeed setup is actually legal. Next he said I was running 6,000k HID lights and they were illegal. Fact was, my HIDs are 100% stock.
Just before the police finally let me get back in my car and drive home, they threatened to arrest me for refusing a vehicle search and for my "piss poor attitude".... which actually started after the first hour of the 2 or so hour incident. I sarcastically replied "By the way... you never truthfully answered my question about why I was pulled over? Did you know that the law states that a police officer must have probable cause to do so? I know the Chief of Police in Seal Beach personally.... and I'll be giving him a phone call first thing tomorrow. I hope your abuse of authority tonight was worth it."
I gave him a large smile and proceeded to finish my drive home... which incidentally was only a half mile from where this happened.
Long story short.... while I have great respect for police, some of them like the one I met tonight give a horrible reputation to the vast majority of cops who are great people.
.... time for sleep. what an exhausting night.
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