My co-worker sent this to me
Why I Fired My Secretary .
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and
say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy
birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
remember.
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left
for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, boss.
"Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day outside, and it! 's your birthday, let's go to
lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn 't go where we
normally go; Instead we went out to a private little place. We had two
martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office,
she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back
to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to
my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"
"Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six
minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my
wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And, in shock, I just sat there ----
on the couch ----
naked.
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