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    Registered Member Three Rings
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    Just saw Open Water

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    Worst movie ever. I would see the Village again rather than waste my money on this piece of crap. I can't believe how it's getting such rave reviews.

    The movie is shot with a camcorder, the script is horrible, the person operating the camera does not know how to shoot, they zoom in and out like a bad home movie, story couldve been better, the acting sucks, and it's not as scary as everyone says it is.

    The only good thing about this movie is the full frontal female nudity that lasts for 15 seconds.

    Advice: buy tickets, stay for the first 10 minutes, which is when the wife gets naked, then walk out and ask for a refund.

    -4 stars.

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    Veteran Member Four Rings JMG's Avatar
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    I heard this this is a piece of overhyped crap
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    Veteran Member Three Rings chaua1's Avatar
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    Aww damnit. I was kinda looking forward to it. Guess I'll skip it and see Collateral.
    "The whistle goes woooo wooooo"

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    Veteran Member Four Rings Imperial's Avatar
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    Doesn't deliver the hype, eh? It did seem like a new take on the Blair Witch style film, so I wasn't really all that interested, but I think I'll fully pass on it it now...
    PLVS VLTRA

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    Registered Member Three Rings QuattroCoryG's Avatar
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    Acutally i am going to go see the full frontal nudity, then get my money back. When they ask what was wrong with the movie i will tell them i have seen all that i needed to see and i want a refund please.

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    Veteran Member Four Rings
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    wait so its not a true story then?

    if it was that wud be so ghetto tho!

    come up and be like... guys... helloooooo? anyone??? fack.....

    oh well wasnt gunna see it anyways...

    peace
    DBC ownz joo!! <- Wow what year is that from??

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    Veteran Member Four Rings DDQ's Avatar
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    Originally posted by tigabalm
    wait so its not a true story then?

    if it was that wud be so ghetto tho!

    come up and be like... guys... helloooooo? anyone??? fack.....

    oh well wasnt gunna see it anyways...

    peace

    It's very very very very loosely based on a true story. The true story was on the Discovery Channel a few weeks ago.
    "Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
    -Theodore Roosevelt, 1907

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    Veteran Member Four Rings shehatezme's Avatar
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    Originally posted by QuattroCoryG
    Acutally i am going to go see the full frontal nudity, then get my money back. When they ask what was wrong with the movie i will tell them i have seen all that i needed to see and i want a refund please.
    That's getting desperate. You can download free pron online and get more action.

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