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    Veteran Member Four Rings Ryan S.'s Avatar
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    If i have a daughter..

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    im gonna make her wear big baggy sweat paints and sweat shirts untill shes thirty. young girls are just wearing too skimpy of clothes now a days.
    God Bless America!

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    Veteran Member Four Rings
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    cept the baggy sweat outfit is pretty hot too... lol

    but i def agree... freaking 6 yr old are wearing halter tops and mini skirts...

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    Registered Member Three Rings HICK's Avatar
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    try having two (twins). See, I know what I am going to do, that is why I still hit the gym daily. I am gonna beat some poor horny ass teenage boy's ass!!!


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    Forum Moderator Four Rings blacka4's Avatar
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    aw there cute.. just be careful...I know what you mean. can never be over protective.
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    Veteran Member Four Rings marked001's Avatar
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    yeah....part of me hopes that if I have a daughter....she's kinda ugly.. ..haha.
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    Forum Moderator Four Rings blacka4's Avatar
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    Originally posted by marked001
    yeah....part of me hopes that if I have a daughter....she's kinda ugly.. ..haha.
    haha thats not nice...lol
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    Veteran Member Four Rings Wholsea's Avatar
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    I don't have a daughter, but if I did, her boyfriends would all know about my guns. w00t!
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    Active Member Four Rings madrussian's Avatar
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    man if i ever have a daughter and some punk ass upsets her im gonna beat his ass...

    sad she'll only know a father figure that was in the pen, but damnit if i stand by and let some fagity **** break her heart or touch her...

    i know how i feel when this kid dicked over my sister, so i can only imagine if it were my daughter.

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    Registered Member Two Rings vladbe's Avatar
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    Talking Oh boy.

    I feel sorry for the problems you will have to deal with. Those twins im sure will be a handful if not already. HAHA LOL!

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    Veteran Member Four Rings foofighter's Avatar
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    kim and i decided that our daughter will not leave the house till she's legal and Hicks i feel for you bro...you have two cute daughters and that should keep you up at nights worrying
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    Active Member Four Rings
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    Originally posted by marked001
    yeah....part of me hopes that if I have a daughter....she's kinda ugly.. ..haha.
    I think we discussed that

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    Registered Member Three Rings HICK's Avatar
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    I am losing hair already jsut thinking about these Amercian Soldiers/ dudes trying to hit on my German girls!! I wish I could stay over here for longer but I think 2007 is my expiration date for now. Been here a bit.

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    Veteran Member Four Rings marked001's Avatar
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    Originally posted by EVIL-AUDI
    I think we discussed that
    haha..yeah, I think so too.... probably after that encounter you had with teenies in the mall..
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    Registered Member Three Rings
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    Originally posted by marked001
    haha..yeah, I think so too.... probably after that encounter you had with teenies in the mall..
    please tell that story

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    Forum Moderator Four Rings blacka4's Avatar
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    oh yea I forgot to say IF I should ever have a daughter...I will let it be known that I have guns and shoot first and then ask questions
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    Registered Member Two Rings Diesel'S4's Avatar
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    yep, the problem with having girls...

    if you have a boy, you only have to worry about 1 penis...

    if you have a girl, you have to worry about EVERY penis...

    :(

    glad i had a boy first...

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    Veteran Member Four Rings HotSauce's Avatar
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    A Jeff Foxworthy quote...

    "I'd bring the young man near me, so only he and I could hear the conversation, and quietly whisper into his ear 'See her over there? That's my daughter, she's my life! If you have any thoughts about huggin', or kissin' you remember these words "I aint' afraid to go back to prison""

    Although, there are good guys out there. Hell, I'm 15, you guys are talking about me here! Just screen the guys, make sure they're genuine, and not just trying to "Get some".

    On a related note, Hick; can I be first on the list for your daughters once they get a bit older

    ...Too bad they aren't about 10 years old...Aw well...
    Last edited by HotSauce; 08-10-2004 at 07:18 PM.

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    Veteran Member Four Rings foofighter's Avatar
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    ^^^That's beautiful
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    Veteran Member Four Rings HotSauce's Avatar
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    That deserves a bunch of free AZ stickers

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    Veteran Member Four Rings Imperial's Avatar
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    HICK - your daughters are beautiful. I'm sure they'll be just as pretty when they grow up!


    Yeah, my daughter, hmmm...I think I'll have some guns on display and tell any boys visiting "bet you can't guess which are loaded..." and just let them guess from there.

    It's kind of tough having a pretty sister, too. Dumbasses hitting on her already. You know, someone I know was like "DAMN MAN, is that your girlfriend?! She's FINE!" when he saw a pic of me and her, and I'm like "you sicko, that's my SISTER" and he's liek "damn, is she single?" Mofuggah was so lucky he was online cuz I'd have made it so he couldn't have kids if we were in person
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    Veteran Member Four Rings marked001's Avatar
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    ...so how old is this sister, sahand?
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    Veteran Member Four Rings jpsimon's Avatar
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    ^ that was my next question!

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    Veteran Member Four Rings
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    I think the best screening of a potential date was in Bad Boys 2. The first time I saw that part where Martin Lawrence and Will Smith talked her daughters date, I almost pissed myself!!!! That encounter should be written down in a handbook somewhere.
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    Veteran Member Four Rings Foos Girl's Avatar
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    I have decided that after watching the movie thirteen, our daughter will never go out of the house...EVER!! She is four now and we are already preparing her.....shes asks when she is older can she go out with her friends....she gets a quick NO response and we tell her that her and her girlfriends can hang out at our house.
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    Veteran Member Three Rings AWDTurboLuvr's Avatar
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    Surgeon General's warning : Daughters may cause heart attacks and is the major contributor to hair loss.

    Well, if I ever had a daughter bring a boy over , I'd just make sure I'm polishing and sharpening my swords.
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    Registered Member Three Rings HICK's Avatar
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    MY girls will always be my girls. I know I can't keep them safe forever, but I can sure as hell do my best to make sure no dix are trying to ruin their lives. I will teach and raise them well as I have done so far. No doubt, there is lots of stress ahead, but I will enjoy it all. I love them and can't wait to scare the shit out of their first boyfriend! Just kidding (not really).

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    Rest in Peace Four Rings OverSpun's Avatar
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    ack. no kids for me. especially daughters. i have a hard enough time with 3 sisters to worry about, i dont need any kids, especially since when im married and such, my youngest sisters will just be in highschool... time to protect. cause like all of you, I know what happens in highschool, and it only gets worse.
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    Veteran Member Four Rings foofighter's Avatar
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    see the funny thing about this is we all know what we did when we were young lads and hence the fretting of having a daughter...
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    Veteran Member Three Rings AWDTurboLuvr's Avatar
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    ^^^So true!!!
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