Originally posted by David@EuroCode I tell you exactly what we do, we send the turbo to the manufacturer EuroSpec Sport for warranty. Additionally for one year from the date of install we perform all work related to the install free of charge.
So the turbo keeps blowing, and you keep replacing. Did you know that downtime + labor = MONEY? You of all business owners should know that. Why not install something where you don't have to "warranty" every 3 months? And thanks to EUROCODE, EuroSpec no longer warranties E05¡¦s that makes over 18psi of boost that has premature failure, while you tune ALL your E05's OVER 18psi, literally VOIDING the customer¡¦s warranty anyway. So are you going to buy all your customers a new E05? I doubt it. :)
Then I would recommend you start your own business and start to retire now as you seem to know it all.
Sorry, not all of us are rich yuppies that can slap together a shop. Did you know that most business (especially in the car industry) fail within the first 5 years? I really wish you the best of luck and hope things don't come back around on you. I don't know it "all", but I know enough that you are just full of it, and bullshits your way through life
At EuroCode Tuning we have a mission to have any of our signature products that claim a gain in performance on a vehicle verified by a third party unlike some of our competitors. In this quest we chose Advanced Motorsport Solution (AMS) because they do not have any Interest in our company and in fact they are direct competitors of Revo Technik America in the V.W. & Audi chip tuning industry. AMS also houses a MAHA dynamometer which is very highly regarded by V.W. & Audi so much so that they have listed it with a factory tool number and you can purchase it directly from them if you so wish. We felt this would be a good starting point and made the decision to take our vehicle there. This would leave no doubt regarding the legitimacy of these numbers in any of our customer's minds and also to prevent any of our direct competitors to question the performance of the product we sell or our company's integrity.¡¨
C'mon, CUT THE CRAP! WTF is this?!? You sound like a late night informercial: We here at "We Love Our Customers, Inc" LOVE OUR CUSTOMERS! YOUR JOB IS YOUR CREDIT!!! Se Habla Espanol! We own our OWN finance company, dyno, and master technicials straight from GERMANY, so you can rest assured! YOUR MONEY IS OUR MONEY!¡ I just spat out my coffee reading that! Ever considered the comedian industry?
You post dynos all day long, all night long. So what's your point? You can have a 1000whp dyno sheet (make a few sales after that), but it's only as good as the 170hp stock car if you don't tune the other aspects to put the power to good use on the ground. Are you selling dyno plots to children like Willy Wonka bars w/ a Golden Ticket? Maybe some ignorant kid may buy that shit, but not everyone will. Perhaps you should start a pyramid scheme, with your little "Fan Club" members, and have them rant and rave about their dyno sheets all day. I know you cant sell Time Slips, so Dyno Plots it is. Like I mentioned before, a dynamometer is merely just a "tool for tuning", yet you swear by it as if it was "God's Gift to Audi's". And why does it matter what dyno you use? Whether it¡¦s made in Germany, US, or even China? They all measure power to the wheels with a BASELINE.
You and your 19 year old brother should open a shop and start making millions now using your favorite chip tuning company and give us a run for our money instead of typing here. Didn't you know talk is cheap? We have a factory trained Master Audi technician working for us certified by Audi but what the hell does he know you are a master of slander. But you know what, you are right we are grease monkeys and loving every minute of it lol. Tired of your job?
¡§Factory Trained Master Technicians¡¨ eh? Did you know that I can also send "Jose" from Tijuana to AUDI SCHOOL, and BUY him a "Master Tech Certificate" too? What's your point? And I am NOT a master of "slander", I am a master at speaking the TRUTH, and sometimes that might just hurt a bit sometimes.
What customer had their car catch on fire do you have any thing to back up this B.S.? Folks do you smell slander? Aren¡¦t you the guy promoting that other chip tuning company and telling people to stay away from the evil MAHA made in Germany used buy Audi, VW & some major tuners such as MTM & ABT that don¡¦t know what they hell they are doing but you do?
I believe that was YOUR CAR that was on fire, bad tuning perhaps? MTM made a Stage 3 K04 kit for Jet Jockey's car that made some pretty impressive numbers. And I recall it was YOU coming on the forums BUTT HURT asking
"who/when/where/what/how/why".
Wasn't that also YOU that was crying and bitching to Neil Jackson at Pacific Audi, because he didn¡¦t want to work on your POS anymore because it was "tore up", and voided your warranty? Your sticker scared them away I heard? :) Where's your "master technician" when you need him?
Have you ever bought anything from us or done business with us to come to this conclusion? I think no would the appropriate answer here, so how would you know how our work or service like?
Actually as a matter of fact I have. You quoted me $900 for a Thermal Exhaust, and said it was a "Special" price (that's nearly MSRP!), and also charged $50 to make it "quiet". I bought the same exhaust for $635 brand new elsewhere, and Chuck @ Thermal R&D installed those silencer cones for FREE, saying youre just out to make money, which I don't see anything wrong, business is business, just not MY business. I know we're all in it to make some extra money like all businesses do to survive, but I personally just didnt like your sales pitch, something wrong with that?. Keep doing your "salesman" talk to the noobies, because that's all you are: a SALESMAN, and NOT a "tuner".
I don't regret anything in fact I'm flattered that you and that other tuning company feel that I'm such fierce competition that you have to resort to slander to gain your customers back and or try and scare our customers off. You need to watch what you say, slander can cost you dearly in a court of law not to mention you are disrespecting someone you have never done business with.
You are not "competition", you are just pissing off all the other well known tuners by trying to piss in their sandbox. You think entering a market is easy? Unless you are Microsoft, but you¡¦re nothing close. You are merely just a rookie that is scratching, kicking, and biting his way in the VAG tuning market, and you think you are the "Messiah" all of a sudden??? Though I give you an A for "effort" for right now, you are doing a good job burning bridges and pissing people off. You are NOT even a tuner, but just a "distribution channel" and "reseller" that Mickey Mouses some parts together and badges it as your own. A big company can easily CUT YOU OFF, and you'll be a NOBODY. Just like how Marc @ AMS lost his ABT deal, and he has to resort to selling dyno time to make a living. Please dont end up like that some day, for things will one day catch up to you and it WILL happen.
And please SPARE me with the "legal" bullshit and threats. I know the law and what "slander" is. I am not "disrespecting" you, I just dont RESPECT you at all. What's with you and the word "slander" anyways, need to go back to school to learn some more words? In the legal field, there is also "libel", "red herring", not to mention "slander", get your terminologies correct buddy. Plus, I DID deal with you about the exhaust, and I thought you were full of shit, and I as a consumer have EVERY right to comment and choose not to deal with you. Quit trying to sound educated with your BIG words you don't know how to use, and please STFU, because youre just a salesman. And DONT PREACH the law to me, if YOU knew the law, you wouldnt be risking a federal indictments to install "test pipes" on your customers' cars, even if they signed a waiver. Maybe you should lose your shop for you to learn your lesson. Look up the "Clean Air Act of 1994", regarding emissions regulations in California, since you want to be an attorney.
Did you ever take a look inside my engine bay? The answer would be no based on your slanderous comments.
The word "slander" once again. Ever try www.hookedonphonics.com? WHAT ABOUT your engine bay? Looks like a 1.8T Audi A4. Wanna race a BONE STOCK SRT-4? :) I doubt you did all that yourself, just paid some dude to fabricate it. You just have deep wallets, and ZERO knowledge. What are you trying to prove?
I don't need to explain this but just to show everyone what a slanderous liar you are I will. First off all the rubber lines on my car were replaced 2nd I had an after market fuel rail and fuel pressure gauge under the hood so there goes the stupid wouldn't AOA have a lawsuit on their hand theory. Also my car was far from a stock A4 it had a GT2871R, custom down pipe, custom FMIC, aftermarket fuel pump, nitrous and a host of other mods which ensure that the car was no longer stock in any shape or form as you can see by the picture below. The car was making 300+ HP on pump gas on the MAHA that you fear so much I¡¦m sure on a mustang dyno I would have done 400HP.
Well whatever you did, it was "EuroSpec" work, and it CAUGHT ON FIRE, Period. So you have 300+ HP, and "Nawz" (NOS), still up to race that bone stock SRT-4?
I went off the track 3 times bottomed out on to the gravel so I pitted and the course worker told me everything was fine. I went back out again and managed to go of course once again at which point the fuel line running under the passenger side got damaged and caught on fire from the sparks and flames emitted by my BBK. Just so you don't call me a liar I have also included a video of my brakes lighting up click and see for your self PAL
Again, I've seen cars bottom out 10 time, hit others, and even flip over, none which caught on fire like your car. I dont know if its the drivers negligence, or just the installer, or BOTH!
What went around in the first place? The fact that you invited me to a dyno event to show off your new GIAC chip and did not show up or the fact that I offered to pay to have your car put on the MAHA dyno to see if the company that you are so highly regard is capable of producing their claimed 200+HP on pump gas. By that offer still stands.
Why not pay for a DynoJet, or Mustang, or even DynoPack? Why do you have to pay for my car on the MAHA? You still just dont GET IT dont you about this whole DYNO situation. How bout you take your FASTEST K03 car, and just line it up with mines? From a roll, off the line, whichever. BRING IT! Dyno's show nothing buddy, when are you going to stop your "sales gimmicks" with the dyno plots? Did Marc @ AMS get to you? :)
Which multiple E05 are you referring to got some evidence to back up your slanderous posts?
Look around, ask around, AGAIN the word "slander"¨, ever heard of the word "DENIAL"? :)
You keep talking about facts but you can't even post something honest here other than slander. Why don't you go work for that other tuning company you are so fond of or did they pay you to post this?
I work for NO company, I work for NO BODY. I have enough of a
"common sense" to know and make my own wise judgments, along with other Audi owners who think you are just FULL of it. Maybe they are not posting, but they are behind the screen laughing. Back up your OWN shit and leave your poor "Fan Club" members out of your business.
Thanks for the compliment.
You're welcomed my friend!
You are the only one covering up for that other tuning company unwilling to dyno your car to show us what it's really making.
Again, "dyno this", "dyno that", "slander this", "slander that". Do you ever make a tape recording of yourself? I recall you were asking 101 questions after I posted my results from GIAC, so go read some more. Again, wanna race?
You have sent me one PM rejecting my request to use the MAHA dyno and asking me to show up at a dyno event that I gladly accepted and showed up at with Derrick & Dejan but you weren't even there. The MAN is I Sir who showed up at the dyno @ Harmanmotive.
I wonder how you will get through life if it wasn't for the invention of the dynamometer.
One word slander
Well ONE URL for you too: www.hookedonphonics.com
He said he neglected the B6 crowed because he was becoming a doctor, great that¡¦s after we made the used PES kit run right if we wouldn't have do so and showed people what could be done to a B6 with great tuning they would have never wasted their breath and the problems would have lingered on. The fear to loose business was the reason for the reply it¡¦s called saving your ass.
Garrett Lim came onto this forum, to make a sincere and public apology. PES was selling kits based off the 2002's for 03's and 04's, which you SHOULD know has completely incompatible software, with software that GIAC did not even support at the time. He's man enough to admit it publicly and even sincerely apologized. Perhaps he'll lose a few customers regardless, but most appreciated his honesty. He has a well known reputation already. When will YOU admit your flaws to the public? Because the day you do, or the day the public 'sees the light', you will be losing a lot MORE than a "few customers". Who are you anyways comparing yourself to "Garrett"? He programs software, you merely just buy other peoples' software, and tries to get the credit. So please EXPLAIN why your T28's are running with NO MAF Sensor??? If you were a real software programmer, you'd fix that. But you are FAR from a programmer buddy.
Show me the posts and the turbo¡¦s that have blown up and come back on here and run your mouth otherwise stay off this post because I will continue to ask this question until you provide some solid evidence not just a bunch of typed up words to try and scare our customers. There has been only one case of an E-05 blowing as you call it and that was on a GTI with a manipulated N75 running the car at 28psi against our request.
You again should get out and read more.
The fact that you would accuse EuroCode Tuning or me shady, is a flat out lie and slander. Unless, there is factual evidence to back up these accusations we demand that an apology be extended immediately. If a response is not received we will treat such accusations as simple slander.
"Slander" again? Is that a threat? I'll give you my attorney's number, and he can explain to you the difference between "SLANDER" and "LIABILITY". Ever heard of Business Ethics and Morals? Deception perhaps? I think the only APOLOGY to be made, is YOURS to the public. If you weren't so worried about your own reputation on the line, you wouldn't be on here like trying to clear your name with your 10 page post...got something to hide? How about
professionalism"? What you dont understand is, I can talk all the shit, and even make myself look like a FOOL at the end, and/or one of the Admin's BAN me. YOU as a business owner whose reputation is on the line, should really THINK about being a bit more professional and courteous to your customers with your posts. Did you know that most businesses that has been around this long is based on customer feedback and referrals? You burn some more bridges with your customers, and pretty soon you will see the results.
Good day Jeff.
No YOU have a good day. I'm having a "good" day, you MADE it!
And regarding your subject title, please spare me the "pleasure". Only "pleasure" you get is taking consumers' timid and blinded ignorance and using it to your own benefit.
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