Epitome Of Wapce

[kennious]

so my girl (i guess ex now) and i went to the cubs game yesterday. last night we got drunk, and made out a whole lot. she gave me head... and told me she loves me. today i had dinner over there, we kissed a whole lot again, and things seem like we're dating again.

so tonight, she's at this party, and she's drunk and calls me.

it's all quiet and stuff, and our conversation went something like this:

me: doesn't sound like a very exciting party, it's really quiet...
her: no it's fun! i'm just upstairs.
me: with who?
her: nobody, but i gotta go
me: people don't just go upstairs at parties by themselves and then say they have to go.
her: i'll call you when i get back to jordan's house, bye!



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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[dukez]

Give her a bloody nose?

[kennious]

i was thinking a bloody throat

[OverSpun]

thats bullisht.

[dukez]

Didnt she break up with you already? Now shes just ****ign with your emotions. Yuor turn to dump her.

[kennious]

Dump her? i will stab her.

[dukez]

Dump, stab, its all good. :P

[kennious]

there is no word for how infuriated i am right now. irate is an understatement.

[kennious]

i wonder if there's any way i can still have sex with her. because that's all i care about now. i would've had sex with her again last night, but the river of blood was at high tide.


HM.,


GAY

[dukez]

O'yeah write down more entrys in your book of Gothic poems.

[kennious]

one time i wrote a satirical goth poem. it was ****ing AWESOME.


right now i could write some pretty intense shit that wouldn't be satirical.



OH MAN, i ****ing love norma jean wheni am angry. nothing like it.

"SHE SIMPLY WILL NOT DIE SHE SIMPLY WILL NOT DIE SHE SIMPLY WILL NOT DIE SHE SIMPLY WILL NOT DIE SHE SIMPLY WILL NOT DIE SHE SIMPLY WILL NOT DIE SHE SIMPLY WILL NOT DIE SHE WON'T DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[jpsimon]

yo.. chill out... **** with her mind some... make her feel like shit...

WAPCE

[kennious]

edit delete
me: so you weren't with anyone or anything, right?
her: no no no, his parents are out of town and there were people everywhere, even like upstairs.

(if there were people everywhere, why didn't i hear a single ****ing soul while i was on the phone with her?)

me: well, i dunno. you were just being really secretive about it...
her: oh i'm just out of it. we're leaving now i'll call you when i get back to jordan's. i'm sleeping over there.


what the motherfvck?



fvck this bitch.



on a side note: some ****bag on AWOT is making fun of me saying "she's probably on her way to suck him off right now" and stuff. **** those douche****s.

[jpsimon]

goto jordans. say hi

[kennious]

i don't knwo where she lives. and she is a dumb bitch.

[dukez]

Hah,
Abusive Kennious = Tom
Girl = Daisy
Other guy? = Gatsby

Jordan = Jordan.

Your life has already been written. :P

[kennious]

TEH GREAT GATBSY?


anyway... so now she just called me...
and told me she loves me.

Then she sent me a text message that was like "I would've been worried about you if the roles were reversed. You are amazing and I love you so much. I'm not too drunk to not mean it ya know... italians fall in love quickly"


Now I don't know what the **** to think. I want to think she's being honest. I know it's the alcohol talking when she says she LOVES me, but still... The other part of me thinks she's just bullshitting all of this. Which is probably true.


what the hell?

[JMG]

Originally posted by kennious
TEH GREAT GATBSY?


anyway... so now she just called me...
and told me she loves me.

Then she sent me a text message that was like "I would've been worried about you if the roles were reversed. You are amazing and I love you so much. I'm not too drunk to not mean it ya know... italians fall in love quickly"


Now I don't know what the **** to think. I want to think she's being honest. I know it's the alcohol talking when she says she LOVES me, but still... The other part of me thinks she's just bullshitting all of this. Which is probably true.


what the hell?

holy shit what a mindfvck

[SEXICÄN]

here is an easy solution to your prob, have one of your really good friends(one that you can trust) try and get with her, and see if she takes the bait. Then you will know your answer.

Why is that girls' name JORDAN, that is a boys name.
JORDAN=male
JOURDAN=female

If all else fail you can just give me her number and i'll take a trip to illinois and find out for ya, , jp

Why not go out partying with the guys and pick up some b*tches and call her up and be like "hey (ex gf's name here) i just wanted to say hi, but i have to go now cause me and the guys just picked up some girls and now we are going to get wasted"

[SEXICÄN]

opps almost forgot......

WAPCE

[dom]

why the fvck did she call u from there in the first place? just to say shes upstairs and hang up? she got some weird a$$ mind games...not a good sign tho!

[kennious]

i dunno. but her friend jordan is a huge bitch. she looks like jessica simpson with downs. she is the most superficial bitch to ever walk the earth. kaitlin (my ex) is into the local punk/emo scene or whatever, and has a lot of friends like that. but she also has a lot of cheerleader friends (she used to be one), which is the category jordan falls into. one day kaitlin was like "jordan, come with me to this party... but all my punk friends are gonna be there." so jordan wore a shirt from target or some gay place that said "PUNK" on the front.


Dl;kjsf;lkadf;lsd I WANNA PUNCH HER.



i got drunk in kaitlin's honor saturday night. it was glorious. then i went to the cubs game with her with a hangover. jager bombs are teh shiznit.


we are supposed to go to dinner tomorrow night, so we'll see what she has to say then... i guess. it has to end soon anyway, considering i'm going to school. on a related side note: i met a soccer player who is playing for iowa's team today... and she is hot as ****. usually girls soccer players = butch. no. not this girl. i got her number. i will **** her hardcore style at iowa.

[SEXICÄN]

i like your style kennious, i'm not sure what girls soccer teams you have been watching buy those ones that i know of are all pretty hot. Taned, athletic, and nice T&A and face.

[JMG]

Originally posted by kennious
i dunno. but her friend jordan is a huge bitch. she looks like jessica simpson with downs.

ROTFL!