Ali G...Hilarious!!!!!!

[Monchichi8]

Just had to say I love that show..tooooooooooo Funny!!!!!
Anybody else see the wine tasting skit/or the ATF skit.... still laughing

[DDQ]

Not sure what you mean, but you may want to post this in the General Chit Chat forum.

[e.van]

Ali g iz da wickedist englishman eva. yous hear dat?

[SSiNeDD]

ali G bak on HBO Wicked !!! (snaps fingers)

[DDQ]

Originally posted by e.van
Ali g iz da wickedist englishman eva. yous hear dat?

I hear. But I'm still confused.

[JMG]

If I had mod powers i'd move this thread... buahhahahah!

But I haven't seen it. I've heard good things though.

[Monchichi8]

Originally posted by DDQ
Not sure what you mean, but you may want to post this in the General Chit Chat forum.

probally right...my bad

[SEXICÄN]

Never heard of that

[Howard Hughes]

I saw the last one where he visited with those wine testers, funny stuff.

[Monchichi8]

Originally posted by Howard Hughes
I saw the last one where he visited with those wine testers, funny stuff.

yea...especially when he busted out those pics of his "sister" ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[excursion]

Do you get Borat as part of the program? That's well funny.

[voodooA4]

yes, we get Borat, Ali G, and Bruno in the same program.

[EVIL-AUDI]

Moving this now.

[C280 jr]

Ali: "So, What does ATF stand for"
Person: "Alcohol, Tabacco, Fireamrs"
Ali: "So what else do you sell?"

Ali: "So these dogs are trained to sniff out bombs"
Person: "Yes"
Ali: "What about drugs"
Person: "No"
Ali: "Thank God"


Pure comedy.....hahaha

Elvir

[/\G]

booyaaaka shot

[EC Motorwerks]

I dont really find him that funny.

[tYcOoN]

Ali G iz da shiznit !!!
I love watching his show.

[/\G]

Ali G. is KILLIN me right now!!

a little bit ratted: drunk

aggro: hassle, stress

aight: alright

alo: hi

ambient: chilled

aminal: dog

auto: car

aye: certainly

babylon: breast

bang: speak

batty: ass

batty boy: ***

batty hole: butthole

bestest: favorite

big up, fanks: thanks

biggies, mr. biggies: balls

bit of paper: document

bit thick: stupid

*****: baby, chick, darling, female, freak, girl, honey, lady, lover, wife

bits: technology

bo: bye, good-bye, seeya

bog: lavatory, pisser, toilet

bone: hump

boozer: pub

boys: friends

brainiest: intelligent, skilled

bruvers: boys, men

check: discover, inspect, investigate, peep, see

cheeky: smiley

chief: idiot, moron

chill: break, loose, relax, slack, enjoy

chilled: bored, happy

constalubury: police

crew: company, family, gang, squad

deal: situation

dig: favor, love, prefer, want

dis: insult

do a piss: urinate

dong: penis, tool

don't dig: hate

erbal remedy: cannabis, cocaine, dope, drug, ganja, grass, hash, marijuana, sensi, spliff, weed

***: cigarette

feminist: lesbian

fit: attractive, cute, goodlooking, pretty, sexy, blonde

fit *****: babe

fittest: best

flange: fanny

for real: absolutely, definitely, especially, exceptional

full bush: mature, ripe

geezer: bloke, folk

go to me julie: sleep

grub: dinner, food, lunch

hear me now: greetings, welcome

ho: hooker

homies: neighbors

****sapien: ****sexual

****sexual: ****sapien

hop: jump

in da house: here

innit: that's

inside: jail, prison

is wicked: rocks

is wrecked: hurt

Jackie Chan: God, Jesus

lady: fox

let it rip: enter

main *****: queen

main man: best friend, boss, boyfriend, chum, friend, individual, king, mate

mam: mother

massive: big, gigantic, huge, large

maximum: enormous, full

me: my

mingin: awful, crap, dirty, filthy, hairy, horrible, rotten, ugly

moan: suffer

mula: money

nan: grandmother

natter: talk

nazies: commies

not in da house: missing

old geezer: father

orange juice: spunk

pacific: exact

pigs: coppers, law

pissin: annoying

pooter: computer

pressie: gift

racialist: discrimination, racist

rank: hated, nasty

respect: compliment

rubber: condom

ruk: argument, fight

selecta: DJ

shag: shag

shaven haven: shaven

speed garage: hip hop, indie, jazz, pop, jazz, rock, techno

spliff: joint

spunky: hot

squid: pound

stiff: dead

sweet *****ing: pleasure

telly: TV

threads: clothes

tommy hilfinger: coat

trisexual: bisexual

trumpet: fart

turf: apartment, city, country, flat, land, neighborhood, town, home

up da spout: pregnant

westside: northside

wicked: bad, beautiful, brilliant, cool, excellent, fantastic, fine, funny, good, great, groovy, handsome, keen, lovely, nice, ok, sweet, wonderful

wiv: with

wrecked: tired, exhausted

yellow sunglasses: glasses

youf: youth

a bit of erbal remedy: a smoke

a chill pill: a break

big up to you: well done, pleased to meet you

checkin out: looking at

chill: shut up

dig to get jiggy wiv mr. biggy: like to have sex

down the boozer: to the pub / bar

gimme a shout: give me a ring

going westside: going home

hear me now: listen to me

i fink i will be: i feel like

innit: isn't it, that's right, that's correct

is you wicked?: how's it going?, how are you feeling?

keep it real and tell me da time: what time is it?

me crew told me: i heard

me is heading westside: i'm going home

the most bestest: first class

the sack: my bed

wot is yous banging on about?: what are you talking about?

wussup?: what's up?

[creep]

"respeck"

how funny was it when he started showing pictures of him and his "sister" to the wine tasting guys....classic.

[e.van]

Translate english into Ali G Speek:

http://www.mackers.com/alig/

[Monchichi8]

Originally posted by C280 jr
Ali: "So, What does ATF stand for"
Person: "Alcohol, Tabacco, Fireamrs"
Ali: "So what else do you sell?"

Ali: "So these dogs are trained to sniff out bombs"
Person: "Yes"
Ali: "What about drugs"
Person: "No"
Ali: "Thank God"


Pure comedy.....hahaha

Elvir

Thtas was my favorite part!!!! Thank god!!!..LMAO