Biggest pic of Jessica evar! (so sexy it HURTS!)

**cdub** · 07-21-2004 01:48 PM

why is she not in a movie or on tv or in my bed or someplace fun like that? No matter, Jessica still ownz

**JMG** · 07-21-2004 01:50 PM

thats a BIG pic

**jpsimon** · 07-21-2004 01:53 PM

yeah i took that pic, she told me to take it cause she loves me so much.

she is the most beautiful girl in the world. hands down

**EVIL-AUDI** · 07-21-2004 01:56 PM

that pic os disturbing. it's like she is staring at me with a giant head.

**QuattroCoryG** · 07-21-2004 01:58 PM

splloooggee!

**Ryan S.** · 07-21-2004 02:12 PM

she has no zits, thats good.

**Kirath** · 07-21-2004 02:28 PM

Thought it was gonna be Jessica Simpson - I had my finger on teh delete button, you is lucky.

**DDQ** · 07-21-2004 03:01 PM

Originally posted by Kirath
Thought it was gonna be Jessica Simpson - I had my finger on teh delete button, you is lucky.

ditto.

And please, shrink the pic. I haven't even view her. I'd triple life size.

**cdub** · 07-21-2004 03:21 PM

but if I shrink the picture, then it won't seem as real when you kiss your monitor

Here's another that I just looooooove!

**cdub** · 07-21-2004 03:25 PM

and another

**dukez** · 07-21-2004 03:32 PM

All that biggage, and no tits or ass. People would rather see high res images of such things instead cdub. Take a look at JPs sniper thread.

**cdub** · 07-21-2004 03:38 PM

that's for the other forum dukeyboy, but if you've got 'em, by all means post 'em

Course, Jessica doesn't even need to be nekkid to rev me up, so I'll keep on postin good high quality pix of her hotness. 'Sides, I've got a great imagination (no, no Jessica, let the maid wash those sheets)

**dukez** · 07-21-2004 03:43 PM

Is that a camel toe. :O

**MR VTEC** · 07-21-2004 04:00 PM

baby camel toe

**DDQ** · 07-21-2004 04:12 PM

That's a camel foot.

I think she looks like a cross-breed of Shannon Elizabeth and Mariah Carey. Granted, she is hot as hell. But she's very plain jane, and has somewhat of a pan-face.

**MR VTEC** · 07-21-2004 04:13 PM

bingo

**I am armed** · 07-21-2004 04:43 PM

She's so hot.

***Anthony*** · 07-21-2004 07:02 PM

You know you'd hear out of me, dukez.

Pure perfection!

Post that karting pic of her, cdub.

**cdub** · 07-21-2004 11:59 PM

Originally posted by Anthony
You know you'd hear out of me, dukez.

Pure perfection!

Post that karting pic of her, cdub.

What, you mean dis one? BTW, I don't get it DDQ, how does "hot as hell" = "very plain jane" in your mind? Is it like "jumbo shrimp"

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***Anthony*** · 07-22-2004 12:09 AM

Humina humina... That's the one!

So I hear she's engaged again, say it isn't so!

**DDQ** · 07-22-2004 12:14 AM

Originally posted by cdub
What, you mean dis one? BTW, I don't get it DDQ, how does "hot as hell" = "very plain jane" in your mind? Is it like "jumbo shrimp" ?

Ok, well, I will say she's hot as hell. However, on the list of "chicks that will never be in my kitchen", she's not on that list (she looks as good as some chicks I've had in my kitchen before. In fact, their may have been hotter ones in my kitchen, only I have no proof).

And, on the list of "chicks that will never be in my bed", she's on that list.

So, I think she's redonkulously hot, and I'm in no position to complain about her looks. But, if we're talking about uber-hot broads, like top tenners, then I would not put her on my list. I'm not sure what my list is, but I don't think she'd be on it (just because I've seen chicks equally as hot as her in my kitchen).