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  1. 07-19-2004 09:59 AM #1
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    Dear diary 7/19/2004

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    Broke up with my lady last week, I feel good and chitty at the same time..I miss her fake breast.

    Went out on a date Sat, very interesting female, she wont date a guy that shops at Wal-Mart/K-Mart or does not drive a Euro lux car. and who the f@ck has car standards? really who?

    I did her back door porno style, that was satisfying.

    I love white women, I love white women, I love white women..love the brown and white contrast.....
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  2. 07-19-2004 10:03 AM #2
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    nice how'd u do it? porn style that is...
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  3. 07-19-2004 11:07 AM #3
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    Originally posted by foofighter
    nice how'd u do it? porn style that is...
    If you have to ask, you aren't gonna get it.
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  4. 07-19-2004 12:15 PM #4
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    next time video tape it. you shouldv'e given her the samoan piledriver.
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  5. 07-19-2004 12:27 PM #5
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    Nice.
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  6. 07-19-2004 12:39 PM #6
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    good job buddy. i can see u didn't cry much after you broke up w/your lady...
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  7. 07-19-2004 12:43 PM #7
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    sorry about the girlfriend man.

    congrats on the white woman back door porno action shortly after though.
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  8. 07-19-2004 12:57 PM #8
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    the new chick sounds sooo superficial!!!(iHATE WOMEN LIKE THAT) Glad you were able to put up with her long enough to hammer it in!...LOL
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  9. 07-19-2004 01:13 PM #9
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    Life goes on man -- but shit you moved on very fast.
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  10. 07-19-2004 01:30 PM #10
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    so would you say its easier to tag superficial chicks ala backdoor porn style.
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  12. 07-19-2004 01:36 PM #11
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    Originally posted by s4creep
    sorry about the girlfriend man.

    congrats on the white woman back door porno action shortly after though.
    No worries, I left a window open on my break up letter. Always keep possibilities open..

    I dont get the finger in the ass though, that shit feels weird
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  13. 07-19-2004 01:42 PM #12
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    sounds like you looked online for a break up latter. I thought your other post was like "i found the white women i want to spend the rest of my life with"?
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  14. 07-19-2004 03:45 PM #13
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    Good thread. All I have to say is "don't be a quitter, hitter in the **itter"
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    Hmmmmmm........interesting Ed


    What happened though...i thought she was the one????
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  16. 07-19-2004 04:36 PM #15
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    Originally posted by ADOBO
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    I dont get the finger in the ass though, that shit feels weird
    LMAO

    Orginally posted by QZA"don't be a quitter, hitter in the **itter"
    LMAO
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  17. 07-19-2004 05:24 PM #16
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    adobo must be a troll on craigslist....
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  18. 07-19-2004 06:36 PM #17
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    Originally posted by Euro_Addict
    LMAO



    LMAO
    you have to post that How-To again in the other forum...lol it was very interesting read.
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  19. 07-19-2004 06:49 PM #18
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    Originally posted by ADOBO


    I dont get the finger in the ass though, that shit feels weird
    Wait... I thought you backdoored her?

    Congrats on the rebound ramming!
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  20. 07-19-2004 06:52 PM #19
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    Originally posted by audidood
    adobo must be a troll on craigslist....
    Dood, why do you always have to hate dood, is everything okay dood, be cool dood, aight dood.
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  21. 07-20-2004 10:37 AM #20
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    i'm ok dood. i just hate you.
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  23. 07-20-2004 10:45 AM #21
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    LOL troll Craigslist. There are a lot of deperate women on there.
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    Originally posted by audidood
    i'm ok dood. i just hate you.
    Cool dood, I feel the same way about you dood
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    hahaha.. i always like reading these stories you write, even though audizine isnt spelled x-a-n-g-a.
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  29. 07-20-2004 08:01 PM #27
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    Nice tap - specially some money grabin ho. The best kind to leave high and dry.

    Just don't get anything on the leather..............
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    "she wont date a guy that shops at Wal-Mart/K-Mart or does not drive a Euro lux car"

    WTF?!?! Just for that attitude of hers, I would've gone Rocco-style on her then walked out.
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    Originally posted by Boba Fett
    "she wont date a guy that shops at Wal-Mart/K-Mart or does not drive a Euro lux car"

    WTF?!?! Just for that attitude of hers, I would've gone Rocco-style on her then walked out.
    I agree Norm but I already planted my $60 seed in drinks and backdooring her was a nice gesture and a fair exchange.
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